₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,298 members, 8,421,223 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 June 2026 at 02:48 AM

Toggle theme

Swindo1's Posts

Nairaland ForumSwindo1's ProfileSwindo1's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 10 pages)

CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Currently In Texas Rehearsing For New Movie “closure” by swindo1(m): 6:27pm On May 22, 2016
Dis my cousine brother dressing sense na dope, rep enugu agidi
PoliticsRe: Waiting For NLC To Come Out For A Useless Protest ( Photo) by swindo1(m): 3:37pm On May 16, 2016
Are dey not apc fans dem
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage’s Mother Is A Witch - Teebillz (See Her Pictures) by swindo1(m): 10:48pm On Apr 30, 2016
Dafkelvin222:
End time couple
boss what does this epp mean?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage’s Mother Is A Witch - Teebillz (See Her Pictures) by swindo1(m): 10:48pm On Apr 30, 2016
Dafkelvin222:
End time couple
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid over Drake's post -proud Of You My Brother!! by swindo1(m): 8:30pm On Apr 29, 2016
Jolumania432:
grin Wow my Head dey Rise like Ifo Garri... Baba God pick up my call
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid over Drake's post -proud Of You My Brother!! by swindo1(m): 8:30pm On Apr 29, 2016
Omotall:
abeg wu dem epp self huh
abeg i no fit kill myself joor
nigger was d meanin of epp tin
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Wizkid over Drake's post -proud Of You My Brother!! by swindo1(m): 8:29pm On Apr 29, 2016
Omotall:
abeg wu dem epp self huh
abeg i no fit kill myself joor
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
lol...nairalanders
u dey mind am, na pipo way kno reach 9month dem born troway dem type be dis
RomanceRe: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by swindo1(m): 10:32pm On Apr 28, 2016
Fmartin:
Hahahaaa grin grin grin grin grin

Igbo girls be like, 'my prince, meet my obim' grin
one of the guy go be like, 'Nna hw fa na'
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:55pm On Apr 28, 2016
IghravweIG:
Castrated? Lol.
Easy dearie.
help me awt if u hv anytin to say, if u dnt kno dey make me go distionary
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:50pm On Apr 28, 2016
GoldenJAT:
free d gal... u guys ain't on same level..
when d love is dia
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:38pm On Apr 28, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
I dnt even undstnd wat u saying!!.. Nxt tym post smetin peson fit rid!
should i help u wit sunglasses
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:36pm On Apr 28, 2016
hbxpert:
girls like pampering.
so just start with hw are u?, hw was ur day?, i also add dis....hope no one looked for ur trouble today?.
it makes dem laff. add wen she replies no den u can add ......'tnk God..if not ehh'...she will laff more.
just take ur time..practice makes perfect.
and to reflect on ur previous conversation...dats if der is any. dats assuming she calls u in d morning to tell u of her plans for d day, den u hv to ask her abt dem wen u guys talk later in d day...u hv to show dat u care. just take it slowly dnt beat urself over it. it takes tie to master some of us are already pro in dis area so we can talk for hours wit a girl we just met few minutes ago.
GOODLUCK.
tanx very much i owe u alot..ur kind is really wat dis country need
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:34pm On Apr 28, 2016
ewaski:
you re a fool
tank u very much wise one
RomanceRe: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:34pm On Apr 28, 2016
ewaski:
you re a fool
RomanceNeed Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:06pm On Apr 28, 2016
Got dis gal new my main problem is this, she is d one doin d calling. every tym she calld me i forgot wat nd wat to discuss dnt just really kno wat to discuss wit her nid an aid on this
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Butchery: An Urge To Curb This Scourge by swindo1(m): 8:42am On Apr 27, 2016
Reprisal is just wat dey need, i stand 4 do me i do
PhonesNeed Aid On Lumia 640 Lct by swindo1(op): 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
Nid aid on d phone a frd brought d phone for me to buy
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by swindo1(m): 9:06pm On Mar 30, 2016
hazardous:
#Devine99





I went to my room. I Kept the envelope inside my wardrobe and I laid on my bed. Kikelomo and Bidemi entered and started begging me.

Bidemi: Femi... it's not fair what you are doing to us ooo.. Kikelomo has been crying since you left.
Femi: why would she cry? She has a lion heart. Anyway, Kikelomo I'm sorry about today. I guess I really over reacted. Please forgive me. (It's getting late I just want them to leave).
Kikelomo: (crying) I'm sorry... I said those things to....
Me: (cuts her off) I understand... to protect your sister. okay.. I'm very much fine now.
Bidemi: (sniffs) why do you like drinking after each argument?
Me: I don't know. .. let me see you guys off... (I pecked Kikelomo) we will be fine.... I'm also sorry.

It's late. I just put on my singlet with my bathroom slippers. I saw them off to the junction of my street and I waved them good nite.

As I was coming home; I saw Ruka coming out of her house. (shayo na bastard). I called her "mama mi".

Ruka: Femi.... (rushed down) long time... how are you doing?
Me: I'm fine... I still remember your audition ooo. I will definitely come.
Ruka: I was about reminding you. Thank you very much.
Me: I just hope the girls at next week audition would be more or as beautiful as the last one
Ruka: sure... most of those girls are coming.
Me: really; I have a crush on a particular girl that day. I hopes she comes ooo.
Ruka: (surprised) what is her name?
Me: I dint get to talk with her that day but she's very beautiful as you.
Ruka: (Smiling) stop teasing me.
Me: Okay oooo... if you can help me get that girl (pointing to the sky), I swear I will be doing your environmental for you.
Ruka: (laughing) you are very funny.... Iike seriously how does she looks like?.
Me: (Smiling)... all of you are like chinko people, you look alike.... lepa with height. Does that helps you?
Ruka: (laughing) I don't know that you are funny like this ooo. Okay let me show you the picture of some f the girls on my phone; hopefully she might be there.

She started showing the pictures of the girls on her phone. Most of the pictures were grouped ones. I just kept telling her. ... no... not this one.
But when the picture got to Ruka's personal picture.

Me: this is the girl I'm talking about.
Ruka: (shocked)... I'm the one there ooo.
Me: I know... I have been thinking of a way to tell you that I like you. but the fear of being rejected always stops me from telling you. As you can't lose what you don't have; I have already made up my mind to tell you.....'I like you Ruka 'and I will want you to be my girlfriend.
Ruka: Femi... that's not possible. I can't go out with you, besides I have a boyfriend.
Me: I dint expect a girl as beautiful as you not to have a boyfriend... I'm not only asking you to be my girlfriend... I want you to be my best friend. Someone I can share my dreams with.... someone I can grow up with.... someone I can..... (cuts me off)
Ruka: I'm sorry Femi.... I can't date you..
Me: why can't you date me? Is it because I'm putting on bathroom slippers and a singlet? Please give me 5mins; so that I can put on something more casual. Maybe you will change your mind then (turns to leave)
Ruka: you are very funny and stubborn. What has your dressing got to with this? Hmnnnnnn.....okay, I will think about it..
Me: hush... thank you... thank you.... should I call you this night to know my result?
Ruka: not that soon oooo.... okay I will tell you after the audition on Tuesday.
Me: Okay... but I hope I won't die of hypertension before then...
Ruka: lailai.... God forbid.
We continued chatting and my rang. It was Bidemi. I told her that it was my mum.
Me: maybe she needs something.... got to go
Ruka: Okay... good night...
Me: good night.... try to dream of me
Ruka: (Smiling) and you too.. bye.

I rushed into the house and I picked when she calls the second time.
RomanceRe: Help A Frd Nairaland by swindo1(op): 2:26pm On Mar 30, 2016
Tanx all
RomanceHelp A Frd Nairaland by swindo1(op): 2:05pm On Mar 30, 2016
Hv dis gal i woo nd she agreed on comin to my house 2day, dnt really kno hw to start up a conversation wit her. Am introvert
RomanceIf Bathing With Soap $ Water Makes Us Clean, What Then Make The TOWEL DIRTY? by swindo1(op): 9:26am On Feb 26, 2016
If bathing with soap $ water makes us clean, what then make the TOWEL DIRTYhuh Hmmmm! Make I ask google....
RomanceRe: Your Girl Friend Used Ur Profile Picture by swindo1(op): 10:28pm On Feb 08, 2016
Pls is this my guy wickedhuhher girlfriend called him on phone and she said: Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for how to prove more of my love for you, please Baby I want you to come to my House for a lunch with your Friends, he asked her, WHEN? She replied; any day you will be chanced, he said okay and the date was fixed. he started informing his friends about it and they all agreed to go with him, some suspended what they would have gone to just to follow him to her house as demanded. On the day, he and his friends were set to leave and he called her baby we are on our way to your house, and she replied "please baby i can't wait to see you guys" and they were very happy but unfortunately when they got to her house, he called her again to let her know that they are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious? Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo, you know how we normally joke naa" , he got embarrassed but pretended, he ended the call. he asked his friends to know if they heard his conversation with her but they didn't, so he told them that she asked them to wait at the hotel that she will soon join them, they left for the hotel and he ordered for their needs. Shortly he picked up his phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place and they all left the Hotel. None of his Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful to him. ... IT'S NOW HIS TURN TO JOKE.. Two week later, he called her, :baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come back home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I should not come without taking a wife, you know you are the only one I have so I want you to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out. She was so happy and she informed her parents just as he ordered. They started preparing and everything was in order. On the fixed date, he was in the Office when his phone rang, She was the one calling, Baby where are you? he replied: we are close to your house, she happily said Okay. After a while she called back to know where he was again, Baby where are you " she said" he replied: Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking oooooh, You know how we use to joke na. She started calling him names and said that he is wicked! . Please Is He wicked?
RomanceRe: Your Girl Friend Used Ur Profile Picture by swindo1(op): 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2016
will upload her pics in every social network dt am a member..with d caption"R.i.p to u dear fwend "in ur nxt life be calm and ask God for a common sense in order to always mke u listen to advice..will make sure that i tag sme of her fwendz xo dt d news will gt to her fast.
RomanceYour Girl Friend Used Ur Profile Picture by swindo1(op): 10:08pm On Feb 08, 2016
Your girlfriend used your picture as her profilepix, just bcoz her real boyfriend is asleep, by dtime her real boyfriend wakes up, she can'tchange d pix, due to network problem, so shedecided to change her status toR.I.P BROTHER!!What Will You Do..huhTry share to others, don't Answer the questionalone!!!! Smart-Legend on point
PoliticsRe: Wike Dedicates Victory To People Of Rivers State , See What He Did On The Street by swindo1(m): 2:43pm On Jan 30, 2016
some one should help me awt wit a reply to dis msg. God! This baby is cute nd plump...i desire to have her kind wen d time comes
PoliticsRe: New Electricity Tariff: Buhari May Face 1st Labour Showdown As NLC,TUC Spit Fire by swindo1(m): 2:40pm On Jan 30, 2016
some one should help me awt wit a reply to dis msg. God! This baby is cute nd plump...i desire to have her kind wen d time comes
RomanceRe: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by swindo1(m): 1:37pm On Jan 30, 2016
some should help me awt wit a reply to dis msg. God! This baby is cute nd plump...i desire to have her kind wen d time comes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 10 pages)