Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Currently In Texas Rehearsing For New Movie “closure” by swindo1(m): 6:27pm On May 22, 2016 |
Dis my cousine brother dressing sense na dope, rep enugu agidi |
Politics › Re: Waiting For NLC To Come Out For A Useless Protest ( Photo) by swindo1(m): 3:37pm On May 16, 2016 |
Are dey not apc fans dem |
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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage’s Mother Is A Witch - Teebillz (See Her Pictures) by swindo1(m): 10:48pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage’s Mother Is A Witch - Teebillz (See Her Pictures) by swindo1(m): 10:48pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid over Drake's post -proud Of You My Brother!! by swindo1(m): 8:30pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Jolumania432:
Wow my Head dey Rise like Ifo Garri... Baba God pick up my call |
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid over Drake's post -proud Of You My Brother!! by swindo1(m): 8:30pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Omotall: abeg wu dem epp self 
abeg i no fit kill myself joor nigger was d meanin of epp tin |
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid over Drake's post -proud Of You My Brother!! by swindo1(m): 8:29pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Omotall: abeg wu dem epp self 
abeg i no fit kill myself joor |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
nnamdiokere45: lol...nairalanders u dey mind am, na pipo way kno reach 9month dem born troway dem type be dis |
Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by swindo1(m): 10:32pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Fmartin: Hahahaaa 
Igbo girls be like, 'my prince, meet my obim' 
one of the guy go be like, 'Nna hw fa na' |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:55pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
IghravweIG: Castrated? Lol. Easy dearie. help me awt if u hv anytin to say, if u dnt kno dey make me go distionary |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:50pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
GoldenJAT: free d gal... u guys ain't on same level.. when d love is dia |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:38pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
ErnieSmallzz: I dnt even undstnd wat u saying!!.. Nxt tym post smetin peson fit rid! should i help u wit sunglasses |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:36pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
hbxpert: girls like pampering. so just start with hw are u?, hw was ur day?, i also add dis....hope no one looked for ur trouble today?. it makes dem laff. add wen she replies no den u can add ......'tnk God..if not ehh'...she will laff more. just take ur time..practice makes perfect. and to reflect on ur previous conversation...dats if der is any. dats assuming she calls u in d morning to tell u of her plans for d day, den u hv to ask her abt dem wen u guys talk later in d day...u hv to show dat u care. just take it slowly dnt beat urself over it. it takes tie to master some of us are already pro in dis area so we can talk for hours wit a girl we just met few minutes ago. GOODLUCK. tanx very much i owe u alot..ur kind is really wat dis country need |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:34pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
ewaski: you re a fool tank u very much wise one |
Romance › Re: Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:34pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
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Romance › Need Help On My New Girl Friend by swindo1(op): 2:06pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Got dis gal new my main problem is this, she is d one doin d calling. every tym she calld me i forgot wat nd wat to discuss dnt just really kno wat to discuss wit her nid an aid on this |
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Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Butchery: An Urge To Curb This Scourge by swindo1(m): 8:42am On Apr 27, 2016 |
Reprisal is just wat dey need, i stand 4 do me i do |
Phones › Need Aid On Lumia 640 Lct by swindo1(op): 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
Nid aid on d phone a frd brought d phone for me to buy |
Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by swindo1(m): 9:06pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
hazardous: #Devine99
I went to my room. I Kept the envelope inside my wardrobe and I laid on my bed. Kikelomo and Bidemi entered and started begging me.
Bidemi: Femi... it's not fair what you are doing to us ooo.. Kikelomo has been crying since you left. Femi: why would she cry? She has a lion heart. Anyway, Kikelomo I'm sorry about today. I guess I really over reacted. Please forgive me. (It's getting late I just want them to leave). Kikelomo: (crying) I'm sorry... I said those things to.... Me: (cuts her off) I understand... to protect your sister. okay.. I'm very much fine now. Bidemi: (sniffs) why do you like drinking after each argument? Me: I don't know. .. let me see you guys off... (I pecked Kikelomo) we will be fine.... I'm also sorry.
It's late. I just put on my singlet with my bathroom slippers. I saw them off to the junction of my street and I waved them good nite.
As I was coming home; I saw Ruka coming out of her house. (shayo na bastard). I called her "mama mi".
Ruka: Femi.... (rushed down) long time... how are you doing? Me: I'm fine... I still remember your audition ooo. I will definitely come. Ruka: I was about reminding you. Thank you very much. Me: I just hope the girls at next week audition would be more or as beautiful as the last one Ruka: sure... most of those girls are coming. Me: really; I have a crush on a particular girl that day. I hopes she comes ooo. Ruka: (surprised) what is her name? Me: I dint get to talk with her that day but she's very beautiful as you. Ruka: (Smiling) stop teasing me. Me: Okay oooo... if you can help me get that girl (pointing to the sky), I swear I will be doing your environmental for you. Ruka: (laughing) you are very funny.... Iike seriously how does she looks like?. Me: (Smiling)... all of you are like chinko people, you look alike.... lepa with height. Does that helps you? Ruka: (laughing) I don't know that you are funny like this ooo. Okay let me show you the picture of some f the girls on my phone; hopefully she might be there.
She started showing the pictures of the girls on her phone. Most of the pictures were grouped ones. I just kept telling her. ... no... not this one. But when the picture got to Ruka's personal picture.
Me: this is the girl I'm talking about. Ruka: (shocked)... I'm the one there ooo. Me: I know... I have been thinking of a way to tell you that I like you. but the fear of being rejected always stops me from telling you. As you can't lose what you don't have; I have already made up my mind to tell you.....'I like you Ruka 'and I will want you to be my girlfriend. Ruka: Femi... that's not possible. I can't go out with you, besides I have a boyfriend. Me: I dint expect a girl as beautiful as you not to have a boyfriend... I'm not only asking you to be my girlfriend... I want you to be my best friend. Someone I can share my dreams with.... someone I can grow up with.... someone I can..... (cuts me off) Ruka: I'm sorry Femi.... I can't date you.. Me: why can't you date me? Is it because I'm putting on bathroom slippers and a singlet? Please give me 5mins; so that I can put on something more casual. Maybe you will change your mind then (turns to leave) Ruka: you are very funny and stubborn. What has your dressing got to with this? Hmnnnnnn.....okay, I will think about it.. Me: hush... thank you... thank you.... should I call you this night to know my result? Ruka: not that soon oooo.... okay I will tell you after the audition on Tuesday. Me: Okay... but I hope I won't die of hypertension before then... Ruka: lailai.... God forbid. We continued chatting and my rang. It was Bidemi. I told her that it was my mum. Me: maybe she needs something.... got to go Ruka: Okay... good night... Me: good night.... try to dream of me Ruka: (Smiling) and you too.. bye.
I rushed into the house and I picked when she calls the second time. |
Romance › Re: Help A Frd Nairaland by swindo1(op): 2:26pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Tanx all |
Romance › Help A Frd Nairaland by swindo1(op): 2:05pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Hv dis gal i woo nd she agreed on comin to my house 2day, dnt really kno hw to start up a conversation wit her. Am introvert |
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Romance › If Bathing With Soap $ Water Makes Us Clean, What Then Make The TOWEL DIRTY? by swindo1(op): 9:26am On Feb 26, 2016 |
If bathing with soap $ water makes us clean, what then make the TOWEL DIRTY  Hmmmm! Make I ask google.... |
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Romance › Re: Your Girl Friend Used Ur Profile Picture by swindo1(op): 10:28pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
Pls is this my guy wicked  her girlfriend called him on phone and she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have
been looking for how to prove more of my love
for
you, please Baby I want you to come to my
House for
a lunch with your Friends, he asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day you will be chanced,
he said okay and the date was fixed.
he started informing his friends about it and they
all agreed to go with him, some suspended what
they would have gone to just to follow him to her
house as demanded.
On the day, he and his friends were set to leave
and he called her baby
we are on our way to your house, and she
replied "please baby
i can't wait to see you guys" and they were very
happy but unfortunately when they got to her
house,
he called her again to let her know that they are
close to
her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke naa" ,
he got embarrassed but
pretended, he ended the call.
he asked his friends to know if they heard his
conversation with her but they didn't,
so he told them that she asked them to wait
at the hotel that she will soon join them,
they left for the hotel and he ordered for their needs.
Shortly he picked up his phone and shouted:
WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just received
information now that Boko Haram are on their
way to
this place and
they all left the Hotel. None of his Friends knew
what happened because it would have been so
shameful to him.
...
IT'S NOW HIS TURN TO JOKE..
Two week later, he called her, :baby I just received
a
letter from my Village that I should come back
home for my
Chieftaincy title and they said I
should not come without taking a wife, you know
you
are the only one I have so I want you to inform
your
parents and they should fix a date for our
introduction and it should be next week because
we
need to leave for the village before this month
runs out.
She was so happy and
she informed her parents just as he ordered.
They started preparing
and everything was in order. On the fixed date, he
was in the Office when his phone rang,
She was the one calling,
Baby where are you? he replied:
we are close to your house, she happily
said Okay.
After a while she called back to know where he
was
again, Baby where are you " she said"
he replied: Baby are you serious you believed what
I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking oooooh, You know how we use to joke na.
She started calling him names and said that he is
wicked!
.
Please Is He wicked? |
Romance › Re: Your Girl Friend Used Ur Profile Picture by swindo1(op): 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
will upload her pics in every social network dt am a member..with d caption"R.i.p to u dear fwend "in ur nxt life be calm and ask God for a common sense in order to always mke u listen to advice..will make sure that i tag sme of her fwendz xo dt d news will gt to her fast. |
Romance › Your Girl Friend Used Ur Profile Picture by swindo1(op): 10:08pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
Your girlfriend used your picture as her profilepix, just bcoz her real boyfriend is asleep, by dtime her real boyfriend wakes up, she can'tchange d pix, due to network problem, so shedecided to change her status toR.I.P BROTHER!!What Will You Do..  Try share to others, don't Answer the questionalone!!!! Smart-Legend on point |
Politics › Re: Wike Dedicates Victory To People Of Rivers State , See What He Did On The Street by swindo1(m): 2:43pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
some one should help me awt wit a reply to dis msg. God! This baby is cute nd plump...i desire to have her kind wen d time comes |
Politics › Re: New Electricity Tariff: Buhari May Face 1st Labour Showdown As NLC,TUC Spit Fire by swindo1(m): 2:40pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
some one should help me awt wit a reply to dis msg. God! This baby is cute nd plump...i desire to have her kind wen d time comes |
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by swindo1(m): 1:37pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
some should help me awt wit a reply to dis msg. God! This baby is cute nd plump...i desire to have her kind wen d time comes |