₦airaland Forum

chris4christ50:
nonsese

.. Wats d one sayn.. U aint audible enuf mayb u spkn in tongue

wheezyoung:
am at lag...what phone store pls...like slot?

.. Yup i stay in Lag too... Check Konga...their prices r OK.

ajegunle thugs go too floor ds guy ehn...wetin b al dose tins wey im pack ful body. Sheyy muscles niyen... Its nt by muscle o.

Haaaaa. SelfService ni odun tuntun yi Haaa brodaaly d tin . No . Gud oh.. Yur koko no go strong again o.. Na so. So water water nai. E go dy. B.. Js fine smal olosho dy tk rub. Body na or beta stil js focus on yur wrk inorda 2b sucesFUL until u'v settled down 2mawwy d ryt 1 u'l b wt til infinitie.. Haba mi o le selfServix o o o... Haaaaaa. Egbon develop anoda mindset sir. OkBye

wheezyoung:
bruh...thats a great buy....new or fairly used...cause s4 new is 64.

... Whrz yur locatn? Bot new one 4 65k.. NoJoke on ds one.. Bot it at abj tho.. London Use at d rate of NGN45k..

RebelChip:
Ok na..... But All I can tell him is that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock till 2019... He has contested three times and failed woefully. Please Nigerians, help me and tell this senile old man surrounded by Criminals that he must not stay in Aso Rock! If he must stay in a rock, Zuma rock is available!

Let me use this opportunity and remind APC apologists that huge crowd does not translate to vote. Most of the people here are Keke riders and touts who will always go where they are sharing money. Majority of them dont have PVC. If you doubt me, ask Chris Ngige how far in Anambra 2014!

Finally, a poster here said this and I was really touched.... https://www.nairaland.com/2212751/south-east-finally-decided-today

So today, Buhari came to Owerri peacefully and went without any hitch. When he left, nobody used water to wash the road. He was respected as an official contender for the post of the presidency. Rewind back to last week. President Jonathan was in Daura, Kastina state and when he left, the youths and elders were washing the road as if an evil came to visit them. They spited the office of the presidency! All these while, I have always been skeptical of voting Jonathan again because he was too "gentle" for me. But I also know that Buhari is not a better option for Nigeria. My reasons are these;

#1 He is retarrded
#2 He is a Muslim and an extremist for that one
#3 He is too old to rule Nigeria in the 21st century... All these his packagings are hogwash by those who want to hijack Nigeria
#4 He said that the full meaning of APC is All Progressive Confident shocked shocked shocked
#5 He has no certificate (Proven)... How can he rule Nigeria with so many professors around?
#6 He called INEC the Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission sad sad sad
#7 He is surrounded by crooks who wants nothing but their own selfish gains e.g Rochas Okorocha, Tinubu and Co, Amaechi
#8 He said that the name of his VP is Yemi Osunbade undecided undecided undecided
#9 He said that he will stabilise oil prices in the world lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed ( Confirm Madness)
#10 He just said today that he will make the naira equal to dollars embarassed embarassed embarassed Who does this man take us for? Magas?

Because of the above listed reasons and because Jonathan didn't perform as I expected, I decided to void my vote. But today in the evning as I was discussing with a Mallam that came to repair my shoe, guess what this man told me? That Allah has decreed that Buhari will win. He said that Jonathan won the 2011 elections because the Nothern people sinned against Allah and that Allah said in the Qur'an that anytime they sin, foreigners will rule them! I was like the Fucckk? He said that this was what has been preached to them all these while in their mosques sad sad sad.
The one that annoyed me most was that he told me that the Northerners don't need any education in order to hold any political post because they have a divine mandate to rule the world.

At this point, I wanted to go inside my house, boil hot oil and barbecue this illiterate fool... But the love of God made me not to.

So finally, I have decided to go and dust up my PVC again and VOTE DR GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN! This man is an Angel.... Believe me when I tell you so.... You need to listen to a Northerner and believe me.

. Story 4d Amadioha n cos. Clueless being wey no nid change. Vote 4 gej. Ur nsogbu. Bt GMB wl trump d opposition party cm march 28th. U hear?

CHM11:
Just the same way he made cow and goat business more lucrative than crude oil and gas business.

Mumu old man who can't remember the meaning of APC.

He can't even remember the name of his vice!!!!...

. Kip dwellin on sm1 error.. So Lackadaisical being.... Tho Sai GMB PYO. VOTE APC. Vote CHANGE.. VoteOutCluelessnessAndCorruption.. Gej. Otuoke calls

SammyHoe:
Lol...logorrhea is the word. You are outRIGHTLY right

. LOL. Babo I c U. Dt pej too dy vex me. Lacks decorum

Dude sufferin frm real mouth diarrhoea.. Vote APC or not.. APC 'l win in Lagos Rivers nd Kano. MarkMaWord. NoJoke. These 3states ar OK 4 APC 2reclaim d lost glory of d country. Vote GMB PYO

bin lyk ds woman dy suffer frm mouth diarrhoea shaaaa

wheezyoung:
you bought it 65k?

yup . Too cost or wah?? Bot it sm 5mnths ago

SamsungGalaxyS5 beat them all.. I luv mai smartphone... TeamGalaxyS5.. Fantastic n Durable ba3.. 2.Perfect 4taking SELFIES.. 16MP rear megapixels.. Cn U beat that'?!.. 3. Health sensor at d rear syd of d smartphone... Do U knw its functions?? ,. 4. Adreno330... Omg... 5. Dust nd Water Resistant.. So much more dt i cnt mention y'all.. GalaxyS5 IS THE BEST AMONG EQUALS.. NGN 65K..

Bae yen set gaaan.. Awon curvez won yen shaaaa

roob:
APC ARE LIARS N PRETENDERS...... THEYSAID: A LIAR SHOULD HAVE A GOOD MEMORY....... AISHA BUHAHA DID NT THINK B4 SPEWING THAT....... SHE 4GOT TO PRETEND TO THE PEOPLE OF EDO STATE..... GEN. BUHAHA GO FLOG HER YANCH WIT THAT HIS ARMY KOBOKO WEN SHE REACH HOUSE 4 THIS MONUMENTAL FUCKUP....... UP GEJ NIGERIANS!!!!

. Tink u Suffering from DECORUM. smh.

bokohalal:
Ovbiedo we khin? Are you in support of a social stigma for which Edo women are known?

true fact abt edo ppl n u stil suportin dt awful situatn.. I tink u nid all round CLEANSING. smh.

philips70:
Return your certificate or dash it out olodo. You don't know who or what ALUMNI should refer to yet you claim to be a Uniben graduate and have the audacity to call a General certificateless. If your parents read those comments they will weep over their wasted meagre resources. Typo my ass, It also made you start sentences with small letters. OLODOSTEIN Mama Peace student.

. That serves dt boy ryt.. Infact wah z he sayin in d 1st plc.. I tink he lacks ETIQUETTE AND DECORUM. go bk 2d drawin board n learn hw 2spk politely man.. SaiGMB*PYO

watchd d video. This brilliant n educ8d woman neva said smfn lyk dt. Rival party twistin her words in d media. Sai GMB*PYO. Watch d duo tk ova d seat of power cm May. #teamgejout!

mrrock:
Aisha Buhari is a clown. Her husband is a terrorist financier.

Buhari is such a fake man!.

Name on Buhari's INEC form CF 001: Mohamed Buhari (false information). Real name is Muhammadu Buhari.

Occupation on voter's card: Civil servant (false information). Real occupation is Politician.

Buhari's proof of educational qualification: Affidavit stating the military have his certificates (false information). The military do not keep such documents.

Buhari's birth certificate on INEC form: None submitted.

Name on Buhari's statement of result from Government College Katsina: Mohamed Buhari (false information). Real name Muhammadu Buhari.

Buhari's party on INEC form CF 001: All Progressives Congress Party (APCP) (false information). Real party is All Progressives Congress (APC).

Everybody now have a proof that Buhari is a stark illiterate and a big fake!.

Buhari is such a fake!!!. Buhari is the fakest Nigerian alive!!

Say no to Boko haram.
Say no to Buhari.

smh. U lack decorum.. U lack morale.. Go learn hw 2improve yur thinkin faculty next tym cos u spkn maliciously. SaiBaba.

i compose love letter die.. Even compose a love letter 2a female corps member in SS2. Omo d tin no funny.. Almost got xpelled if nt 4 papi's intervention.. I chop severe punishment frm skul authorities shaaaa...Love letter ws jz d order of d day then... Lol.. Nw i'm GROWN!!

porka:
Osinbajo even lied for Buhari.

He went as far as concocting a phantom marriage for Buhari's daughter to a Christian.
This lie was so embarrassing to Buhari himself that he came out to refute it.

If he can do that in the public without any shame, only God knows what he might be doing in secret.

God is forgiving, He forgives when the sinner repents, Osinbajo better take Adeyemi's advice and start the restitution process immediately.

... Are u spkn in tongue or u hibernating? Cos we cnt undstnd/decipher d CRAP u saying! SaiGMB#PYO tho'

buh w8 o o o... Wetn ds man dy talk?? We ar fully anticipatin 4change.. He's busy talkn abt Osinbajo nd GMB need 4 restitutn n total repentance frm his sins... Talkn gibberish... Go put yo daughter in d ryt path b4 u talk nxt tym... Sai Baba.. ONGOING APC RALLY IN KTOWN.. KOGI STATE. MY OLD STOMPING GROUND..

buh w8 o o o... Wetn ds man dy talk?? We ar fully anticipatin 4change.. He's busy talkn abt Osinbajo nd GMB need 4 restitutn n total repentance frm his sins... Talkn gibberish... Go put yo daughter in d ryt path b4 u talk nxt tym... Sai Baba.. ONGOING APC RALLY IN KTOWN.. KOGI STATE. MY OLD STOMPING GROUNG..

Dioxidane:
Bros you badt o...

... Ogbeni Dioxidane.. Kilon sup.. Anytin 4me?

femi4:
Which of them is you on your dp

.. All ds kine english gaan sef.. Ogbeni femo.. U wan marry d babe? D ur questn gidi gaaan

Missmossy:
Lol, nah we didn't. It was taken at a program we had in school.

.. MissyMossy.. Awon gorgeous miss shaaa

lordthree:
gbagaun

... Brought her frnd??! ShoroNiyen!!

missstella:
Sorry I don't have time for this right now

....dnt hv tym too..okBye

Bb kini?? I dnt talk much.. Js read thru ma signashure!! SamsungGalaxyS5 Rocks!!! Luv ma smartphne,,ma beast.,,ma machine lyk crayyyyy!! Galaxys5 z d bsT... Read D specs via google n ,u'l knw wah m talkn bouT

missstella:
What is this man saying Smh

.. U deaf??

ginawest:
wot z dis one saying?

. Im sayin wah m sayin...ke ife gu'wan ne kwu??

ginawest:
all dis mushroom churches sef

nne... ShoroNiyen??

....nd dts wah m saying... BUHARI is heaven:::sent... Gej who?? Mk him js dy prepare 2kari hmself plus im wife 2going bk 2 Otueke... SaiBuhari.. SaiOsibanjo... The Almighty has Spoken... If u quote rubbish... Na 4ur pocket o o o...