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CrimeRe: Man Rapes Girlfriend To Death by SwingzProsper(m): 2:46pm On Mar 19, 2015
missstella:
Rape! Rape! Rape everywhere abeg make we start to dey pray for our men ooo spirit of rape don enter naija
refer d prayer 2 ur bf nt all men.. WTF
CrimeRe: Man Rapes Girlfriend To Death by SwingzProsper(m): 2:42pm On Mar 19, 2015
girl4rmspace:
being raped is probably d worst thing dat cud ever happen 2 me
.. Ehhh aunty or madammm.. Ar u prayin dt d tin shud hapn 2u ni... Abeg no vex o o... I jz dy ask ni
CrimeRe: Man Rapes Girlfriend To Death by SwingzProsper(m): 2:39pm On Mar 19, 2015
ds kine issue nw...na wch spirit we go blame?? Conji or evil spirit?? Haaa ds kine rape rape mata dn taya me... Mk dm cut d guy JT b4 dm snd am go jail.. Wickd man ehhh.. RIP 2d bae shaaa!! Ogaaaa o
RomanceRe: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by SwingzProsper(m): 11:45pm On Mar 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
The perfect description of my lady

We've got just a few of them in this country and the moment they come our way, we should never let go
end of discussion!!! True Talk.... Thats jz It... Real guys go 4d REAL n outstandn ladies nt these disheartening,,parasitic,,over*dependent nd gullible ones arnd nwww... WeRepTheSameLane!!
RomanceRe: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by SwingzProsper(m): 10:56pm On Mar 18, 2015
[quote author=prettythicksme post=31762867]i just dey look u!! cheesy[/quote..] the bAE fit cm up wv sophistic8d skills n b4 u knw it.. Twale,,u r already taken. I mean u r already SIPHONED sir.. Lol pweetythicksme... Hp m mkn sm typa sense wv d write-up
RomanceRe: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by SwingzProsper(m): 10:53pm On Mar 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
wooooow !!!! I love this so much
wowww mai Head dei sWell... But m js sayin d REALITY.. m neva d outdoor dude.. I stay indoors..do my homework..study well... Met mai Lady n she was wowwed wv mai giftd n awesome xteristics.. She neva requestd d money tho.. Told me she's aint afta it.. That if i m in nid of it.. I shud inform Her.. Nd i was lyk ...Swingz..wah U waitin 4?? Thz d ryt gal 4U.. Introduced her 2 momma n pman.. Twale,,they endorsed It.. Was happy... Even tho Cynthia z wrkn in Benin!! She remains faithful,,honest n awesome ryt to d end.. PROSPER HOOKS CYNTHIA... thats d next on mind nw... Tnx tnx tnx tnx
RomanceRe: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by SwingzProsper(m): 10:48pm On Mar 18, 2015
[quote author=acidtalk post=31760773][/quote]chaiii..d dude in focal point is MURDERED nd OUTCLASSED...oh mehn...beta swerve enta ur bed go slep nai... Haba... Tosyn Olenu bi WOOD PECKER!!
RomanceRe: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by SwingzProsper(m): 10:32pm On Mar 18, 2015
Well. I never did or none of d aforementioned points has hapnd n wl NEVER occur 2me.. Im INDEPENDENT.. My Bae,,soon to get married 2her"" .is so so INDEPENDENT... I dont fall 4 dose typ of parasitic gals even b4 meeting her.. Tnx swthearT. U d bst I eva had.. LuvUCynthia!!!
Jokes EtcRe: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by SwingzProsper(m): 2:06pm On Mar 18, 2015
Durin one of d RushHours last week.. A lady stepd on ma xpensv leather palm sandals n cut off d shiii in d process. I was damn upset.. I screamd n yelled at her.. Hear her reply "she was lyk ..abi eyi o ti gbadun ni..eleribu..ki lo wó ti o je ki eyan n'alafia okan. .ti o ba fi owo kan mi.. Awon boys mi ma lu è pa...na so i js calm down jejely.. Board an okada rider..go 2d nearest cobbler shop n mend ma fin.. The tin no easy! It pays 2b humble!
Jokes EtcRe: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by SwingzProsper(m): 1:56pm On Mar 18, 2015
Nakarey:
Lol..bro na dat kind hustle and bustle I need right now!
A place to keep me busy all tru...plus dis driving issue ehnn e go sweet die..

"Horn when u are happy"..lol
ok ah dn hear U..wen u wan cme? U no go fit mk d journi again today... Cm wt plenti money..mk we fit go cinema n nyt clubs 4 v.i or anywhr weyy uu for like.. U go fit c moni flex me na.. Wen u cm,,hit me 08161139461... Prosper. SureBoss..
Jokes EtcRe: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by SwingzProsper(m): 1:21pm On Mar 18, 2015
Nakarey:
Totally enjoyed this...coming to lagos soon..@op u just raised my anxiety level...omo can't wait to hit lasgidi...I don tire 4 dis cool and boring ABJ life
... Seeeee ds one.. U dy ABJ U no dy hapi.. Oya come n u'l run bk afta js 3days.. #cntWithstandTheFIERCEintensityOfStayingInLagos.. I swr Down m serz
Jokes EtcRe: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by SwingzProsper(m): 1:18pm On Mar 18, 2015
RushHoursTraffic z jz xo xo cwatzie n insane.. U tuk yur bath sm mins afta 4am.. Reachn bus stop.. Whr d rush z alreadi underway sm mins to or afta 6am... Kai Lagos O'ni baje.. Hustle Bustle.. Errthing.. Js2survive!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cleaner Gets N7,200 Salary Increment For Returning N12 Million by SwingzProsper(m): 11:26am On Mar 18, 2015
...,Or d lady 4get sey STEALING NOR B CORRUPTION?? Or she 4get sey "INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY"?!,.. Smh.. Lemme c such cash... Gimme 6mnthz nd 'l triple it 2 50millz... Investment n landed properties!! Hw I wish ser!!
PoliticsRe: Politician Distributes Money In Public (Photo) by SwingzProsper(m): 8:46am On Mar 17, 2015
pdp z d prblm of ds country. Gej lacks competence 2rule ds country. C dm c dm.. Wastin our resources! Tym4changeNow.. Gmb:::Pyo 'l bring bk smiles on d faces of d masses cm may 2015... Vote APC.. your PVC z yur power 2vote in d ppl'z General!!
PoliticsRe: I'm Not Ready To Feed My Husband In Prison - First Lady by SwingzProsper(m): 8:33am On Mar 17, 2015
PEJ!!! This woman speaks gullible.. "if u drink APC,,u'l die".. Ds woman wv backward reasoning n statements! As 4 Fayose.. Dude kip runnin yo mauf lyk TAP... SaiBaba.. #VoteGEJout! Sai Buhari/Osinbajo
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Reshuffle Cabinet, May Sack Diezani, Others by SwingzProsper(m): 11:58pm On Mar 16, 2015
lol gej sef bt d Bottomline**** the change is here. Vote GMB PYO.. If gej lyk mk him sack al d whole cabinet... We y'al wiser nw man.. StopD tricks. It wnt work.. #Shout4Change.. #March4Buharia... #voteTheManFromOtuekeOut... SaiBuhari****Osibanjo...
CelebritiesRe: Basket Mouth Complains About Power: Spends N360k Per Month On Generator(pic) by SwingzProsper(m): 9:12pm On Mar 16, 2015
GodMode:
They are "empowered illiterates"....

Most of them are "paid political e-thugs" with no concern for Nigeria...

Be careful who you quote on NL there are many "empowered illiterates"...
.. Talkin poooo... Beta go home n sit on a seat!! U part of d illiter8s anywei
CelebritiesRe: Basket Mouth Complains About Power: Spends N360k Per Month On Generator(pic) by SwingzProsper(m): 9:09pm On Mar 16, 2015
Sammiejokes:
I cant believe some people are attacking Basket Mouth on this, all I see is jealousy, stupid human being, you people are too poor that's why dem they use I pass my neighbour mindsetn,since you don't have mikanos in ur generation running almost everytime depending on your usage. Please don't use your poverty mindset to sey is he powering the whole village naa poverty dey do una
.. Wats ds one sayinghuh Ehnnn
CelebritiesRe: Basket Mouth Complains About Power: Spends N360k Per Month On Generator(pic) by SwingzProsper(m): 9:07pm On Mar 16, 2015
ogele:
I think we can use what he posted on tweeter to calculate if he is actually paying the tax he is supposed to be paying. When i get to the office tomorrow i will make sure his tax records are checked.
...hmmm so many typoooo deficiencies... Ogbeni go xtramural klasz na.. AgggH
CelebritiesRe: Basket Mouth Complains About Power: Spends N360k Per Month On Generator(pic) by SwingzProsper(m): 9:04pm On Mar 16, 2015
buygala:
Really? huh
....360k per month = 12k per day for fuelling his generator.. shocked ....

Shey na Kainji Dam him dey fuel ni? undecided .... abi him dey supply light to the whole of him village? angry


We know that fuel is expensive and Power is very erratic in Nigeria. .. But the price of PMS and Diesel has not yet gotten that outrageously expensive angry

So Basketmouth should please shut the fucck up and stop blowing issues out of proportion undecided

*MODIFIED

A lot of peeps have come here criticizing me for my 'poor man mentality', and how I am ignorant of the fact that a 100kva gen guzzles up 12k worth of diesel in 12 hours.. Now, my question to them is this:

Why in God's name would a sane regular dude use in his residential duplex or office a Generator ,which can conveniently power a 25-room hotel which has 1hp a\c in each of its rooms? huh

Basketmouth is officially known to be a comedian, and hardly anything else... please how much power is required to run a contact office, edit some videos, and maintain stable internet? huh .... Abi him dey run 24hour mortuary services for there too? angry

My point is.. if he stupiddly chooses to live above his means, how is that the society's or government's fault? huh
true talk brotherly... Basketmauf wv lies.. 360k per mnth.. Na d whole community im dy swtch on power for?? Basketmauf droppin poooo frm hz mauf frm tym immemorial.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Dancing Reggea With Raskimono (picture) by SwingzProsper(m): 8:57pm On Mar 16, 2015
Schematics:
President Jonathan already celebrating election victory. cheesy

God Bless GEJ

God Bless Nigeria
celebrate kini?? ShoroNiyen?? Awon gej toun dagboru.. Remain clueless... SaiBaba..
RomanceRe: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by SwingzProsper(m): 8:41pm On Mar 16, 2015
xtervaganza:
use your brain properly.


I'm not surprised you're supporting a dumb comment. Seeing the way you type it won't be out of place to say you're one of the guys in prison she's talking about
ok. I hear u! I cnt jz b dragging ishhh wt u na! Im xo ova dat! I got more vital tins 2do.. So kip ur ishh 2urself... U got dathuh
RomanceRe: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by SwingzProsper(m): 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2015
[quote author=xtervaganza post=31679053]how many men in your family are in prison?[/quote..] in prison or not... Leave d bae alone.. She no folo u dy yarn mata.. Habaaa.. U geh strongtin wv d bae b4huh I tink xo.. Dnt quote me bk
RomanceRe: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by SwingzProsper(m): 6:40pm On Mar 16, 2015
dovelike:
I don't mind the likes of him. It doesn't affect me at all. wink
yeaaa...we derive na'in in ill*mannered talks... Luv dt cul xteristics... Kip it kul... Hw ws ur day in a nutshell??
RomanceRe: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by SwingzProsper(m): 6:11pm On Mar 16, 2015
dovelike:
If you can't state your opinion clearly without being insultive, you're not fit to have a tongue. Did I call your name here or mention your mother's name? My friend don't be childish and stu-pid
yesir,,oga teasher...two beefin/fighting.. Lol.. The other dude went ril hard.. Dovelike.. No mind am.. Sheyy u hear??
RomanceRe: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by SwingzProsper(m): 6:06pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ipledge:
thief only u won dey shine 2 congo
. Lol... Congo sef na konji...
RomanceRe: Love Of My Life. Wedding Pics by SwingzProsper(m): 11:24pm On Mar 15, 2015
SwingzProsper:
tnx broz buh aint yet mawwied...... Do Av a gr8 nyt ahead... Swtdreamz... No nytmarez... NoHomo.. Lol
RomanceRe: Love Of My Life. Wedding Pics by SwingzProsper(m): 11:22pm On Mar 15, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
HML bro
tnx broz... Do Av a gr8 nyt ahead... Swtdreamz... No nytmarez... NoHomo.. Lol
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Leads Others In A Special Song For Mothers At Aso Chapel (photo) by SwingzProsper(m): 11:15pm On Mar 15, 2015
lalasticlala:
President Jonathan leading other men at the Aso Rock Chapel to sing a special song for Mothers, Sun., March 15


https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/media/grid?idx=1


Wow!! Good to see our president is a born again..

I love this..
Innocent Until Proven Guilty!!! The rule f d gamE
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Leads Others In A Special Song For Mothers At Aso Chapel (photo) by SwingzProsper(m): 11:08pm On Mar 15, 2015
politricks:
Yeah and on double too.
By the way, you are beautiful.
beautifulhuh Anyways... Innocent until proven guilty says d rule of d game!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Leads Others In A Special Song For Mothers At Aso Chapel (photo) by SwingzProsper(m): 11:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
see ur life grin
only illiterates lick GMB's shoes
ds padi dn suffer. I termed it SPELLING DEFICIENCY
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Mercy Johnson Show Off Her Sexy Figure by SwingzProsper(m): 8:33pm On Mar 15, 2015
joyli:
She has a body to die for. Beautiful mother of two! She wants to know what you think of her dress? Hit or miss?

Mercy Johnson toh bad! cool cool
mtchwww ... Rubbissshh.. U'v goten 2c ma GF.. She'z d Epitome of all aspect of sexiness,,comeliness n beauty.. LuvU ANITA!!

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