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RomanceRe: My Experience With Women Round The World. by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:56pm On Jul 26, 2024
Bitterkola100:
as for the togolese women back side, me i was surprised too. I thought ghanian women were the number one until i started trading with togolese at asighame market in lome.
Though the market is like a meeting point for different african nations but wetin my eyes dey see mostly for that market eh.

I normally go to the market in aseghame from aflao in ghana but when i see big big yansh i had to rent an apartment for one month in togo just to explore, omo, the women love Nigerians to a fault, i can stop a girl to package her, she will just stop and start smiling at me, but the problem is always language barrier, its very difficult to see a togolese that understands and speaks English.

Unlike in benin Republic were many girls can at leadt string together some few understandable English words for communication purpose but togolese no dey hear English lai lai.
if na me i for don plant some togolese seeds by now
RomanceRe: My Experience With Women Round The World. by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:49pm On Jul 26, 2024
Bitterkola100:
i and my fiancee did business with Bulgarians between 2020 and 21.
The few ones we met were exceptional compared to their counterparts in other european nations, not even americans comes close, despite having advantage of language. the only barrier they have is English language.

Their intelligency was a rude shock to my polish woman and her colleagues.

Most of them learn English all by themselves and they are very perfect at it.
MR KOLANUT u didnt answer my other question. and besides what sorta business do u do
FoodRe: Tragedy As 4 Die After Consuming Contaminated Amala In Anyoke Adavi LGA, Kogi by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:46pm On Jul 26, 2024
Some people might assume that this amala probably came from a tinubu processing plant... Since all bad things happening in the country seem to pass through him. But may ALMIGHTY GOD save us from eating our death in JESUS name
RomanceRe: My life is over..please Help!!! by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:32pm On Jul 26, 2024
[quote author=Antwan99 post=131153302]What a world!

There was this dude who is moderately ok, as in, can take care of himself not to a great extent though.

He felt like taking garri one hot sun, so he advanced to a road side provision shop that offers that kind of treatment while I was there.

Dude after finishing his mission, in one way or the other falsely figured I must thought he was broke at the moment (false insinuation).

Immediately ordered malt and something else for himself just to pass a message to me that he had money but just felt like sipping garri.

I laughed within, cos you don't owe anybody any explanation.

Moreover, this kind of thing MrCork said and my story only prove that only those who don't have are in a rush to prove they have.

If only we can see like 200 of ur type. Those that actually think and reflect before they type anything.. I swear nairaland would be better for it. Big ups
RomanceRe: My Experience With Women Round The World. by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:25pm On Jul 26, 2024
What experience did u have with the bulgarian women that made u figure out their iq to be above average... also as for those togolese women backsides... U know my question?
PoliticsRe: Don’t Participate In Nationwide Protest – ECWA Tells Members by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:28am On Jul 26, 2024
Walahi wetin SapaSenator talk na true o.. be like this politicians don truly realize say nigerians are too deeply rooted in religious beliefs.
Im sorry to say but THUNDER go fire all those ECWA leaders, how many times have they tried to relieve their members of the hardship they are currently going thru but after politicians have reached out to them they can go and pass circular. God will judge them.
PoliticsRe: Most Visited Websites On Mobile By Nigerians - StatiSense by Switinthemiddle(m): 9:39pm On Jul 25, 2024
Wetin dey kill us for this country... Especially youths.. Porn,Masturbation,betting and premier league
RomanceHow Did You Save Mom And Dad's Name by Switinthemiddle(op): 9:33pm On Jul 25, 2024
Hello guys,saw this somewhere and decided to publicize it... We all vary in the ways we hold our parents dear. So just add yours and be truthful bout it.
Picture evidences welcomed..
Mine.. mum- My world
dad- my dad
PoliticsRe: To Stop The Strike - What I Would Do If I Were FG by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:01pm On Jul 25, 2024
Sapasenator:
If I were FG, I would secretly meet with all the major MOG, Imams and religious leaders in Nigeria, give them hefty sums of money, and ask them to find a verse in the Bible or Quoran that says striking is a sin against God.

After all, these men have perfected the art of emotional manipulation of their followers to believe anything. Imagine Adeboye or Kumuyi telling their members not to join in the strike because the bible says to be obedient to all authorities and that striking, civil disobedience is a sin and strikers will go to hell.

If this fails, I will observe the strike and seek out the most vocal member in the strike, give them an envelope and the strike will naturally die.
its true we africans are extremely religious but when a man or his family suffers extreme hunger you can never tell what they might do
PropertiesRe: Mention Some Facts About This Settings by Switinthemiddle(m): 5:52pm On Jul 25, 2024
Most likely they use a pit latrine
LiteratureRe: Weapons Formed Against Me by Switinthemiddle(m): 2:27pm On Jul 25, 2024
Rosemary33:
Now come on. You guys should stop making me blush grin

Yes, I wrote "His Neighbor's Wife," which has now been rewritten, edited and published under a new Title, Akwaugo. The physical copies are being sold on Nigerian bookstores and Amàzon print.

But I am glad that you guys saw and read it first. You read it in it's raw form, before editors put knives on it for marketing purposes grin grin
but still a masterpiece all the same.
Maybe u can organize a book fair or something like that where u can read your book to ur listeners, im sure it would be beautiful. Besides i've never experienced something like that, ion knw if u have.
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LiteratureRe: Weapons Formed Against Me by Switinthemiddle(m): 12:07pm On Jul 25, 2024
Rosemary33:
I dont even know you all names, but I am grateful that you all are here, and have been here. Thank you all.
hey ma'am i didnt even knw you were the author of "his neighbours wife" bout Akwaugo and Morgan until i checked your profile. I swear i kept saying in my mind while reading that the writing style was almost same. The way u take ur time to desrcibe and make ur readers feel every fibre of feeling ur characters go through,added with that subtle touch of clean erotica(if there's any thing like that). I love it and i love u for being such a good writer, ur type is rare madame. If nt that u were married, i would have wanted to have someone like u as my gf or wife...me that loves stories like this.. You would just read to me everytime without me having to open a book ever again.

Ps: anytime i see ur name it reminds me of the flower and its scent.
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RomanceRe: What Made You Stop Eating In A Restaurant? by Switinthemiddle(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2024
If u stop buying food outside. Will u also stop buying things like snacks,fruits,edibles and chewables in traffic. And as for u madame,dnt mind these guys nobody ugly jawe as long as u get good body curves and structure.
SportsArsenal Signs Ricardo Calafiori From Bologna by Switinthemiddle(op): 12:14am On Jul 25, 2024
Do you think his addition to arsenal is what they need to match Pep guardiola's man city or that they need a new centre forward
RomanceRe: Choose An Imaginary Career And State The Reason by Switinthemiddle(op): 9:16pm On Jul 24, 2024
Medipharm:
Diagnostic Radiography.....No committal
sounds weird in this part of the world. So if u wantd to introduce yourself, hw would it go?
RomanceRe: Choose An Imaginary Career And State The Reason by Switinthemiddle(op): 9:15pm On Jul 24, 2024
Sapasenator:
Law.

I might still enroll at the university of London online school.

Reason because I read so much of John Grisham's books.
if i wanted to follow the career paths of all my favourite authors. I'd probably have torn myself to bits by now
CrimeRe: Maid Posions Soup Because Her Boss Seized Her Phone by Switinthemiddle(m): 8:16pm On Jul 24, 2024
So killing him would provide easy access to getting the seized phone..
Smart move.. Who knows how many teachers, uncles and others i wud have killed to get seized things back
RomanceChoose An Imaginary Career And State The Reason by Switinthemiddle(op): 7:58pm On Jul 24, 2024
If you had the choice to switch careers what would u pick and why would u want to be that person.
Mine- travel vlogger, because i love meeting new people
RomanceRe: Share Ur Good/bad Experience At The Hands Of A Barbing/tailor Apprentice. Etc by Switinthemiddle(op): 7:19pm On Jul 23, 2024
PerfectStranger:
I was deceived by his dreads and swags,not knowing he was an apprentice.

To cut the story short, I ended up barbing skin with a face cap till my hair grew back grin
those barbing apprentice don show person shege
RomanceRe: Share Ur Good/bad Experience At The Hands Of A Barbing/tailor Apprentice. Etc by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:43pm On Jul 23, 2024
EreluRoz:
I'm my own designer that's a gift so I don't visit tailors or whatever.
better for u but u can't do all jobs urself. Let other people chop ur money too mama
RomanceShare Ur Good/bad Experience At The Hands Of A Barbing/tailor Apprentice. Etc by Switinthemiddle(op): 3:59pm On Jul 23, 2024
Have you ever had an horrible or a nice experience at the hands of a job apprentice unlike when the boss was around. Kindly share your experience
BusinessRe: Please I Need Help by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2024
U probably have someone who introduced u to the bizniz in the first place. Find that person go
PoliticsRe: Family Of 5 Now Need Close To 70-100k Per Month To Run The Family Every Week. by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:20pm On Jul 22, 2024
Bros i swear its nt easy o. Feeding, electricity and shelther that are supposd to be basic amenities have nw become hard to reach. Wonder how stupid it would sound if trump and his opposition should come out nw promising good roads and electricity to the american people. We dey suffer
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Killing You Inside That's Making You Depressed? Speak Out by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:07pm On Jul 22, 2024
The fear of losing my parents and daugther I see them ageing everyday and im scared ive nt done enough for them or cherished them the way they ought to be.
FamilyRe: G by Switinthemiddle(m): 3:04pm On Jul 22, 2024
Simple congratulations and moving on would have cost u nothing but some of y'all 7 year old in 30 year old skins wont waste any opportunity to show your stupidity. Most of u havent even felt the joy of child birth. Congrats gee. Twins for this period na strong thing o
RomanceRe: If You Know This British Comedian And The Wife ,then You Are A Legend by Switinthemiddle(m):
The disheartnening thing abt most of these old skool actors and actresses is that they gained fame when there wasn't a lot of money to be made in their industry. Most of them did it for the passion and love for it
RomanceRe: Lady Jubilates As Neighbour She Used To Give Food To Marries Her by Switinthemiddle(m): 2:30pm On Jul 22, 2024
1Sharon:
She don buy market.
Now he has seen someone that will give him free food for the rest of his life.
sorry ma. U meant free food bought with his money huh
RomanceRe: Men Share Their Experience On How Their Gbola Almost Ruined Their Life by Switinthemiddle(m): 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2024
There are two sides to trouble for me. The only trouble my penis put me is one i've never regretted till date in giving me a beautiful diamond in my 1 year old daugther making me realize my loved ones frm those eye service folks
RomanceRe: A man by Switinthemiddle(op): 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2024
IbrahimSkiba:
It's well bro.

Everything will be fine. Okay. Don't loose hope.
i know everything will be fine once i regain my stregnth. Thanks for this
RomanceRe: A man by Switinthemiddle(op): 9:35pm On Feb 22, 2024
bigpriik:
hope you are not batified?
i didnt vote for anybody. But i liked obi cuz he was younger. Nigeria needs someone agile and healthier
BusinessRe: How Reliable Is Wese90 Escrow by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2024
alayandekolasam:
I just dropped u a token
i so much appreciate bros. May u and your generations receive blessings

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