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Christianity EtcRe: I Dream About Snakes A Lot!!! Advice Needed by Switinthemiddle(op): 8:03am On Jan 09, 2024
psucc:
It's just an attack from the evil ones. Don't give up. You will kill it one day and that nonsense will stop

When you kill it, remember to give the remains to Lala of NL
really want it to be over
Christianity EtcRe: I Dream About Snakes A Lot!!! Advice Needed by Switinthemiddle(op): 8:00am On Jan 09, 2024
1TrippleCee:
It is a call to engage in consistent prayers. It means you have constant witchcraft activities around your life. If you check your life you will notice disorderliness and things do not work and things in your life are scattered. These concerns are what your dreams are about. You cone from a family with serious witch crafting activities.
thanks will try to be prayerful
Christianity EtcI Dream About Snakes A Lot!!! Advice Needed by Switinthemiddle(op): 6:24am On Jan 09, 2024
Over the past few years i've always had these tormenting and tormultous dreams about snakes,sometimes they might be really big,normal or just weird but i usually find myself trying so hard to kill them to no avail. Sometimes i find them chasing me, other times i try cutting them in half but they just don't die. Overnight till this morning i dreamt and saw a long black one chasing me,my mum and babymama in the process of me trying to kill it, in the same dream i saw another like a big anaconda just moving about. Though i read about snakes yesternight.
Please i need mature advice or peolpe with experience. Thanks
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 5:48am On Jan 09, 2024
[quote author=iLegendd post=127848760]It's a bragging right to women. But for men, the society tries to make men feel less when they maintain their virginity.

Since every or most Nigerians will go to Hell at the end of life, no matter how we sleep in Churches or

If there is fear of exploration, then hold it till marriage.

The sad thing is, your wife won't appreciate it. In fact, she'll use it against you. She'll make you feel like no woman wanted you that's why you were a virgin until she came to rescue you.

Women love men that are experienced. In the sights of God, keeping it is good, but in the sight of your wife, keeping it reduces your attractiveness in her eyes.

When a man has lots of women trying to sleep with him, it makes other women watching by the side fall in love with the man because she wants find out what makes those women fall for him easily.

So, the more of a naughty, spoilt, corrupt bad boy you are Words of wisdom
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 11:38pm On Jan 08, 2024
Nicepoker:
Use it and call your babymama. To come back so your nipples can rest.
This got me laughing. At least i deserve it for all the work i put in for my little girl
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 11:36pm On Jan 08, 2024
iLegendd:
Sent, Chairman.
Seen. Thanks director.
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m):
iLegendd:
Are you the first? If yes, drop number and name of network lemme send 2k card.
yes i am. 0902 Airtel
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 11:14pm On Jan 08, 2024
iLegendd:
You can read them online. Visit https://withkoji.com/@JoeClef

Scroll down, click on the book you want to read, in this case, Lasticle, and click on preview. I have more than 50% of the pages on preview for free.
Ok would do so tomorrow morning boss
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 11:10pm On Jan 08, 2024
iLegendd:
So that Nigerians can benefit from my knowledge and make their marriages and relationships last. I'm here for good, not for evil. A lot of marriages crumble because the man is not good in bed. She cheats, gets caught, and them marriage crashes.

Do you know Nairalanders are rich? I have made made a couple of million from Nairalanders by just having fun and talking about the books. So, those recharge card money or little little 5k, 10k, etc. I share on NL, where do you think I get the money from?

It's from Nairalanders who bought books, so I give it back to the society in one way or the other.
U promised a prize for the first commenter
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:44pm On Jan 08, 2024
abba190:
grin grin grin
stalker spotted
RomanceRe: +18: I Regret Being So Good In Bed. Now This Is Happening... [Pic] by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:28pm On Jan 08, 2024
I am not on whatsapp. I would have ordered for the book if i was

ps maybe when i repair my phone i will cause i am a voracious reader
RomanceRe: My 1 Year Old Daughter Addicted To Pressing Nipples by Switinthemiddle(op): 8:29pm On Jan 08, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Why are you people sounding so weak and helpless over a One year old Iike this? Somebody you will correct with one or two small abara and tell her to stop it each time she does it. By the time you correct her three times, she'll drop the bad habit.

All this over pampering is why we have spoilt adults not willing to take correction today.
lol, she only does it when trying to fall asleep. Her other habit is asking for water every 5 mins
RomanceRe: My 1 Year Old Daughter Addicted To Pressing Nipples by Switinthemiddle(op): 12:13pm On Jan 08, 2024
Nicepoker:
Pls for the sake of God don't go beyond where the devil is about giving you T fare to. You said your baby mama has travelled grin what is your 1 yr old daughter doing with your nipples.
haba guy im not like that nw. Ur dirty mind ehn
Music/RadioRe: Brief On Nigerian Juju Music by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:33am On Jan 08, 2024
Nice write up. btw where is king sunny ade the king of juju music
RomanceMy 1 Year Old Daughter Addicted To Pressing Nipples by Switinthemiddle(op): 10:30am On Jan 08, 2024
Should i be concerned that my 1 year old daughter can't fall asleep without squeezing someone's nipple be it mine or her mother's. My babymama already confided in me while we were dating that it was a trait she also had well into her teenage years,now it seems she has passed it to my child.

PS since my babymama travelled since lastweek, all my nipple don swell up from rough handling. Anyway what can a dad do
RomanceRe: Opay Vs Palmpay Which Do You Prefer by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:59pm On Jan 07, 2024
Most of you guys vouching for Opay. I smell that most of y'all don owe palmpay
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 7:44pm On Jan 07, 2024
Nicepoker:
Your ex is after your life. grin
Lmao. And you go don pass 20 o
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 7:41pm On Jan 07, 2024
AnoNeeMouz:
OP buy this and say bye bye to them
If u read my post i said that ive used this too
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 7:39pm On Jan 07, 2024
Schoolshooter:
You're a detty pig



Just take sniper , dazzol
clean goat.. U can literally eat off my floor. Besides i said ive tried all including sniper. None works
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 4:18pm On Jan 07, 2024
Reelmii:
Black cockroaches...how do the look abeg
They are small and black. Not like the normal ones
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 2:23pm On Jan 07, 2024
okomile:
Get professional people that fumigate to fumigate d whole building

Simple
maam i also do fumigation as a side hustle. Believe me i have tried every chemical i know. They still defy the odd and come back
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2024
Prec1ous:
German Cockroach.

Small, fast and reproduce very fast.

You need to find where they lay eggs and squash those things. Mostly in corners. Check your bed frame, kitchen cabinets even fridge.

Now get that rat gum, put fish in the center and when they come in it gets then stuck in large numbers.

If you want to have fun, get a slippers and smash the hell outta them too. Fun activity when bored or cannot sleep.
but i no dey germany na. Wetin german pests dey find come my cabal.
naija own don do me
PropertiesRe: Sos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 2:20pm On Jan 07, 2024
brain54:
This one na code red...

You are under attack.

Is a soakaway close to your apartment?

You can do an extensive fumigation of your environment.

If I see just one cockroach in my room... I fit no sleep again throughout that night!
Bros this one pass code red na_ mayday mayday.
in bruce wayne's voice GENTLEMEN I am under attack
PropertiesSos.help! Black Cockroaches Have Invaded My Apartment by Switinthemiddle(op): 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2024
Please anyone with a reasonable method of eliminating these small small roaches should state it.
I have tried using insecticides,chinese leaf powder,killing with my bare hands to no avail,they are everywhere and they breed like crazy.
Forum GamesRe: X Box 360 With Games For Sale by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:57pm On Jan 06, 2024
Lmao. Aje no be everybody dey ok for here. omo iya hw much
FamilyRe: My Little Niece Got To Experience "The No Gree For Anybody" Energy Today by Switinthemiddle(m): 10:43pm On Jan 06, 2024
[quote author=TimeArena1 post=127815170]This morning, I asked my niece to sweep the veranda and she refused stating that it would still get dirty after she sweeps it so there was no need to sweep it.

I was taken aback and angry by her response but decided to let her be.

Minutes later, she came to remind me that they were yet to have breakfast and that she was hungry.

I asked her, "If you eat this food now, will it hold you till evening?"

She innocently said, " No o. 2 hours and I am hungry again"

I said no need for you to eat then.

She asked why and I told her there was no need to eat if you would still feel hungry in 2 hours.

She wanted to protest and I reminded her about her judgment when I asked her to sweep the balcony.

This year, I no go gree for anybody o
RomanceRe: The Only 3 Men That Forgive A Cheating Girlfriend Or Woman by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:27pm On Jan 06, 2024
iLegendd:
Hmm! The kind of sound I'm hearing, it feels like rain is warming up for the first time this year in my zone.
rain already fell here in ogun state yesterday and one kind mad wind
RomanceRe: The Only 3 Men That Forgive A Cheating Girlfriend Or Woman by Switinthemiddle(m): 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2024
Lol. Aswear this thread gat me laughing so hard. Even ay show no reach this one.
that abba190 guy gat me wondering.. Do people still chase clout this 2024 when there's money and peace of mind to be pursued. Anyways me self go like get card if e go reach me boss 09021925148
FoodRe: 2024~ Your First Meal by Switinthemiddle(op): 3:07pm On Jan 01, 2024
progressb4andno:
Lipton
EBI PA WA OOOH
FoodRe: 2024~ Your First Meal by Switinthemiddle(op): 3:03pm On Jan 01, 2024
ahnie:
Repping
Waybill small come my location na. make pepper still enter my mouth today na. lol.
looks tasty, hope it is
FoodRe: 2024~ Your First Meal by Switinthemiddle(op): 3:00pm On Jan 01, 2024
UmmuFarrah:
This. With iyan
make una pity we wey no get wife na
FoodRe: 2024~ Your First Meal by Switinthemiddle(op): 2:58pm On Jan 01, 2024
Yashita:
Poundo yam + Stew & Okro + Chicken
As u start this year with heavy food naso heavy heavy things go dey enta ur akant this year in JESUS name

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