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How should we term yesterdays explosion. because i have heard different explanations, some said it was a russian or hamas rocket gone awol or probably an alien invasion. whats the story you have heard

zebszebs:
Investigation? Zero.
Emergency services? Zero.
Forensic? Zero.
Basic Amenities? Zero.
Healthcare? Zero.
Power supply? Zero.

Suddenly the governor in less than 2 hours, knows the cause of the explosion.

Were security officials aware before time that illegal miners were residing in that location?

The speed at which the government came out to state the cause of the explosion, sounds strange and smells of a coverup.

Oyo is a backward state, where electric power is supplied for only 30 minutes every 4 days, populated with cheap-looking, Ankara wearing semi illiterates, driving like crazed demons in Tin-sized, toy cars called Micra's.

Fc*uk that state.

Oga if oyo is backward where will u place ogun state

OYO state has and is always my favourite state with their neat and organized way of doing things. see swift response from the government and necessary agencies. Their pledge to assi7t those that have been made homeless is very comendable. Just imagine this happened here at ogun state..them for no even see better road reach the incident scene,shey ogun even get fire service or na abeokuta them base. May Almighty GOD continue to protect me and mine with you and yours this new year in JESUS name. amen

POS VENDORS
you didnt add these blood suckers too. the money wey them dey add as charges e fit help some people career

Depression ke, bros every evening bah, buy 3 indomie, 150 fresh pepper, 100 grinded pepper, two egg, 1 sardine and 1 chilled coke. if u don chop am and catarrh dey run for ur nose like tap and u are still feeling depressed let me know. make i prescribe another drug for u

This OLGA woman dey make me remember that demon woman for Beowolf that year

iLegendd:
It's the only way for oversabi women to listen to you. When they feel you're in the same cult as them, they'll listen to what you say. For you to join that cult, tell them they're more powerful than men and they're the head of the family. Tell them they should never wash their men's clothes or plate and never do chores at home because it's slavery.

I told them all these lies and they accepted me as a member.

lol women have always been easily manipulated right from the days of eve

VULCAN:
I'm happy for you.
Since Nigeria has one of the highest paternity fraud rates on the planet....
I'm sure you did a DNA test so as not to be a statistic in years to come.

bros if u see me and my daughter u go understand

iLegendd:
I saw some female Nairalanders that claim to be feminists reading the post, but can't comment. I thought female feminists are supposed be confident and bold and always argue when a man talks about them?

My fellow feminists, no gree for anybody this year. If men remove their clothes in public and walk with boxer shirtless, remove your clothes too and walk with G-string shirtless. What a man can do, we feminist will do it better.

We will show show redpillers that we feminist are the boss and no man can tell us what to do.

lol. boss when you self turn feminist nah

The theme of this year afcon na. #nogreeforanybody

No gree for anybody. No gree for anybody. now equitorial guinea don carry am for head

If only those men in black wey dey call themselves NIGERIA POLICE put half as much dedication as they put into this case into tracking kidnappers. Mehn crime rate go don reduce by now

Guy just pray make life no show u shege or let u settle down with a very toxic woman.
in most cases when u discover that a lover gets pregnant and they both knw that they arent compatible. I'll strongly advice going with the babymama trend. E good to avoid some fish for now make bone no go hook us for throat for future

Our minds as citizens of Nigeria is so jaded that nothing seems to shock us again. Person fit dey waka for road just see where them dey beat and about to burn another person for roadside make him no even care just for am to reach house discover say na him brother them dey burn for road

Emmanuel30a:
I prays that you would get more watery eyes, this year&in the remaining...

Whuch kind prayer cum curse be this one this early afternoon. Guy shey na amen i go talk or Awwwnnn

That man isnt just a kidnapper, he was willing to murder just to get what he wanted. I suggest he should be taken to about 300ft in the sky and dropped from there.
who seconds it

trendy001:
Link to previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6789104/wound-ever-heal-graphic-picture#106497251

So after my sister insisted that she would not go to the hospital to avoid amputation, we decided to respect her choice and allow her continue with the traditional medicine.
This is the state of her leg two years later.

For the first time in my life, let me do like the ladies and say Awwnn. I first clicked the first link and in my mind i was like this leg don go but when i scrolled down my faith in GOD was reaffirmed. See me getting watery eyes cuz of ur sister. Just so happy for her

PrinceofSarcasm:
Is it better or worse?

And you go don pass 20 o. Ur mumu no too much

Guy u dey whine us for here shey, u think we are all children here.
first offence u opened ur eyer and invited her into your room. Then u said u both slept or so u thought- are we supposed to be thinking for you., and you found yourself naked. My guy dey play.
You con even top the one u deposit the previous night after ur ex counseled you- na guidance & counselling your ex do for school bah.
I dont think you are ready to be a dad if u cant own up that you had sex with her

muyico:
Until it get lost

Set awon peter obi. Never waste anything

crackhaus:
I want, I'm thinking, Me, Me, Me, I, I, I, I, I...

You're not ready to communicate yet.

As in ehn. Still thinking like a single man. Gee u be family man now

My story is almost the same with urs but the difference between us was that she told me she had gone for abortion but later called me up to tell me it didnt fall thru. I initially didnt want to come back home but after much pressure frm my family i came back. My family stood behind me and took care of her during her first few months. She and my mum literally became 5 and 6 even till now. I came back when she was like 7 months gone and i have never made a better decision in my life. After much begging and petting my babymama accepted me back and our relationship has healed as a result. I think parenthood has changed us both and our outlook on life. Everyday i look at my angel Vannessa and i just smile. She's the best gift God ever gave me.
so guy dont miss another day in your girl's life. E get y

Our toothbrushes are one of the most overlooked part of our hygiene. Most people like me tend to use their toothbrushes until it has fallen apart before they drop it and go for another. I believe the maximum time we should use our toothbrushes should be 3-4 months. Doctors in the house can give their opinions

The correct answer is d
a. Two zeroes two four
b. Two zero two four
c. Two zeroes and four four
d. Two zero and two four.
Answer na d

They have planned coup behind this ones back and her husband and junior sis go be chief planner

tommy589:
Poverty no do you my brother,your head dey there. When you are true to yourself you won't do more than yourself. Who go help you feed your pikin if no be you. If you get billions self dey manage yourself until you know you are solid,na your race you dey run

You no go die on saturday. 100 to all of us real hustlers out there

This life no balance o. My mother never used breast pump for any of her 3 children. God that gave the child already made measures for the milk to come out. Maybe na poverty dey do me but i didnt spend more than 150k for my new born baby things but later on i still spent more

larryUG:
Baba, I spent close to a million for my baby stuff.
What you need to understand is that baby things are generally very costly. Secondly, escalation has taken a toll on the prices of things . It seems a lot of people have not taken into account the effect of the naira losing value in the economy
I gave my wife 350K initially but she bought wasnt substantial.
She added her money and i gave her additional.
BEd alone is 170k-200k depending on the quality. Breast pump (for when your baby my not have the mum around) is 50k in the market. just these 2 items have taken 220-250K out of your 400K. now talk about feeding bottles, diapers, clothes (there are several types your baby will need), Powder/soaps, baby oils, shoes, other stuff, wardrobe alone for kids na 120K. Haba

Bros be like ur senior brother na ib d dende. this ur baby things money don reach settle some people for life

iLegendd:
He isn't the one.

Better.

Ahnii:
You needed to hear this kid accent .
Watched some of her videos.
Gaby ose...migwo sir!

my fellow edolites spotted

jmoore:
I just witnessed this dude blow his nose, use his hands to clean and rub it on his trousers.

Most will rub their hands together as if they are rubbing cream.

Why do most adults hardly go out with a handkerchief?

And u go don pass 20 o

The guy dark o. How him go be as a newborn