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HealthNew Facts To Be Aware Of About Ebola by switsoda(op): 11:17am On Aug 15, 2014
If the ebola virus contacts a person's skin, this does not mean the person is then automatically infected by the virus. The virus is not active until it gains access into a person's mucous membrane. Mucous membranes are those pink fleshy places in the openings of the body like the eyes, nose, inner ears, mouth, anus, or any wound on any part of the body. So if the virus is on the skin of the hand, it is easy for the virus to enter the mucous membrane because people touch these parts of the body with their fingers. The hands are very important. This is why we encourage everybody to wash their hands often and rub sanitizers. This limits the possibility of being infected. Spread the knowledge, not the fear. Facts will save us, not fear. Together we can win the battle against ebola.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 11:10am On Aug 15, 2014
alorax2: Please feel free
my pleasure. Bar man!!!!!!!! do u guys do cashless transaction? if yes fill this table up
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 10:28am On Aug 15, 2014
Jbluv55: Erm......U should be able to locate which of d ladies u might be interested in sir.
*whispers to him*......just tell me what to serve her and I believe u can make ur intentions known to her afterwards wink.
oh! dats better... dat lady on blue gown i mean Ignis, put her bill on me. *thinking Hope av not over spend
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 10:23am On Aug 15, 2014
alorax2: O thanks swerie, u mad My day
Don't mention... thats who i am. Can i take a sit with u?
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 8:43am On Aug 15, 2014
Jbluv55: So what shall it be ma'am? What shall I offer u?
hope her bill hasn't exceed #600?
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 8:40am On Aug 15, 2014
Jbluv55: Hehehehe. Ok sire smiley. Shall I still bring d Amarula as I just served u Red Label wink.
No, d Red Label will do... I'm already getting high on this *wispering* can u get me a lady for the night?
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 7:26pm On Aug 14, 2014
Jbluv55: Here u go sir smiley.
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Erm......we don't sell pepper soup inside bottles sir. Shall I bring soft drink or wine or beer?
Tanx boss, u can serve me one bottle of Amarula with a bottle of Eva water. Serve those damsel ( alorax2 and shugamania) wotsova they want. Their bill is on me, mind u they must not order pass #600 because i neva collect salary
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2014
Tanx boss one bottle of red label with two cold bottles of mountain dew will do d magic
Jbluv55: Here u go sir smiley.
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Erm......we don't sell pepper soup inside bottles sir. Shall I bring soft drink or wine or beer?
tongue
Jbluv55: Here u go sir smiley.
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Erm......we don't sell pepper soup inside bottles sir. Shall I bring soft drink or wine or beer?
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 9:27am On Aug 14, 2014
switsoda: Loving every moment... Pls serve me two plates of hot sallad wit two bottles of cold pepper soup to cool off this hot weather
#patientlyWAITINGforMYorder Bar man!!!
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 2:42am On Aug 14, 2014
Loving every moment... Pls serve me two plates of hot sallad wit two bottles of cold pepper soup to cool off this hot weather
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Abeg Who Know Dis ALPHA/MGT Pple?? by switsoda(m): 6:40pm On Aug 13, 2014
I wouldn't want to discourage u guys but i will have to state categorically that is people are affiliated to GNLD. But if u feel u have flare for drugs hawking, u can go for d so called interview' and 'unnecessary lectures' and give it a shot. Thats may 1 billion naira advice av got for u
EducationRe: The Plight Of The Nigerian Overseas Federal Scholarship Students - Ikenna David by switsoda(m): 12:01pm On Aug 09, 2014
This piece of information is very true, i have a friend who is currently on scholarship to Russia under the Federal Scholarship Board. The last time we discussed, he complained abt the non payment of their allowance since January. He is got no family to help even we the friends has gotten no job after serving this useless country... I know for sure that one day the voice of we the poor will speak out
HealthRe: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by switsoda(m): 9:48am On Aug 08, 2014
DRealGeesam1: Yh, as i said, funke was part of the plan. I sent mine 7pm. Funke was determined to beat me to the joke. She sent her's earlier, we are room mates in FUTA jibowu hostel. My room mates can bear me witness.
hmmm omo Jibowu... Wot i suggest is that you should go to Akindeko around 7pm to apologise instead of making d publicity here
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Central Bank Of Nigeria Recruitment Disclaimer by switsoda(op): 4:35pm On Jul 31, 2014
lakefist: Source?
u need sourcehuh go apply then
Jobs/VacanciesCentral Bank Of Nigeria Recruitment Disclaimer by switsoda(op): 9:02am On Jul 26, 2014
Central Bank of Nigeria - It has come to the attention of the
Central Bank of Nigeria that there is a job advert circulating
in the social media informing the public that the Bank is
conducting its 2014 General Recruitment Exercise.
CBN not conducting any General Recruitment Exercise
Reports from some quarters also stated that applicants are
asked to pay a fee to be shortlisted for the recruitment
exercise.
The General Public should note that the Central Bank of
Nigeria is not currently conducting any General Recruitment
Exercise and does not receive money directly or through any
representative on its behalf for the purpose of job
recruitment.
The General Public is therefore advised to disregard any
such message(s) received, as they are false and if anyone
approaches you in this regard and demands financial
inducement, kindly report to the Nigeria Police or the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC),
accordingly.
Signed
CBN Management.
Foreign AffairsRe: Faces Of The Innocent Victims Of Flight MH17 That Killed All 298 People. by switsoda(m): 7:18pm On Jul 18, 2014
av been saddened and touched by d story... RIP to d dead
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Medpro Global Resources Calling For Aptitude Test by switsoda(m): 4:32pm On Jul 18, 2014
If ur time and money is precious to u, don't think of going there because they are GNLD but if you wish to start a career in selling of drugs and moving from one location to another to give unnecessary health talks then u can attend
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army DSSC and SSC 2014 Aspirants by switsoda(m): 6:48pm On Jul 07, 2014
poundsmaker: You're on safe side provided you already have referees who are ready and willing to sign your forms and affix their passport photograph by the time the list is out.
Alrite boss!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army DSSC and SSC 2014 Aspirants by switsoda(m): 2:48pm On Jul 07, 2014
Kudos to everyone who has been making things happening on this thread. I have been keeping close tab with this thread for the past 3 yrs. I haven't subtmitted my form to anyone but waiting patiently till they (NA) release the list, hope i'm on a safe side guys?
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Pictured With Bill Gates, Bono & Mo Ibrahim by switsoda(m): 2:46pm On Jul 03, 2014
jieta: hmmm how long will it take me to get to the top
sooner than later just believe in God, believe in ursef, work hard and live daily wit d fear of God, d sky shall b ur starting point
NYSCRe: Benefits Of Being A Platoon Leader by switsoda(m): 7:31pm On Jul 02, 2014
ajoskele: Hmm..you won't believe an assistant LGI had 12slots on camp then. I did my reposting myself few minutes I received my posting letter. So it boils down to your packaging with them
u are very very right, i was d Editorial president (O.B.S on camp) during my service yr and i got to realise that every NYSC official has slots and it depends on how close u are to them
PoliticsRe: Edun Olabanji Emerges Lagos One-day Governor by switsoda(m): 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2014
streetzdreamz: some folks here aint worth wasting ur breath on,everybody can't attain d moral level of exchanging opinions or belief dats void of insults,nfn gives em more setbacks den wen dia rants n curses r ignored. @topic thumbs up to d young lad,btw is it only lagos state dat gives out such a forum like dis?never heard of any other state in Nigeria with a similar trend.
Thanks boss! U av said it all. I believe majority of nairalanders are mature minds, all i wanted him to realise is that nothing relating to tribe was been used in the spelling bee competition (correct me if i'm wrong) but dat dude wants to be at logger head with me. Thanks boss for d clarification
PoliticsRe: Edun Olabanji Emerges Lagos One-day Governor by switsoda(m): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2014
5.00GPA:
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What you wrote doesn't has any effect on me. Preach to your people to shun tribalism, to stop interfering POLITICS with religion after you have seen changes in their life, come preach to me
LOL i now c u av got nothing up stairs, u better modify your first post... shallow minded fellow... The head of dat boy "one day governor" will hunt u
PoliticsRe: Edun Olabanji Emerges Lagos One-day Governor by switsoda(m): 12:21pm On Jul 01, 2014
5.00GPA:
WHY SHOULD I CHANGED MY MINDSET WAY OF THINKING? GO AND PREACH TO YOUR PEOPLE FIRST
Sorry if dat hits u, nevertheless my people are not shallow minded! Wake up man and shun tribalism
PoliticsRe: Re:concerning Our Catastrophic Loss Of Your Valuable Data by switsoda(m): 12:09pm On Jul 01, 2014
soonest: Adviser Switsoda, Wot a toxic mouth u hv got.wot makes u feel is not a smart phone.mtschewwwww I forgot nairaland is not only for adults.
Smh, sorry adult babe if my earlier comments hurt you... Dont take it too far remember i was #justsaying
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Bomb Blast Hits Maiduguri Market by switsoda(m): 10:14am On Jul 01, 2014
Just don't kn wot to say but I'm very very sure God is not sleeping Just don't kn wot to say but I'm very very sure God is not sleeping: -X
PoliticsRe: Edun Olabanji Emerges Lagos One-day Governor by switsoda(m): 9:40am On Jul 01, 2014
5.00GPA:
I THOUGHT THAT THE BOY THAT EMERGED AS A ONE-DAY GOVERNOR IS A IBO BOY.

#THIS IS MARGINALISATION OF IBO. OHANEZE MUST ISSUE ULTIMATUM.
Must u link everything to tribalism... i'm sorry to that People like you don't want the unity of the cointry. Pls change your mentality #justAnAdvice
EducationRe: Female Student Expeled From School After Leaking Her Nu*de Photos To Attract Men by switsoda(m): 3:26am On Jul 01, 2014
buusuu: [img]http://4.bp..com/-dvEwGLkvtfs/U62Jzb3qjHI/AAAAAAAAGNg/tjJMZ7vr9vE/s1600/thumbnail-3.jpg[/img]

A Ghanaian female student studying at Ghana university as been expelled after her nude pics litter the social media,the said lady was believed to have uploaded the raunchy photos online by herself in a bid to attract men , the young lady posted the photos on are facebook wall,the school finally got to know about it and got her expelled ,wonders why ladies goes nude coz of money,/?


More Photos here >>>>> http://www.acaplaza.com/2014/06/female-student-expelled-from-school.html



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English nah bastard...u need to return to elementary sch
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Chile - World Cup (3 - 2) On Penalties On 28th June 2014 by switsoda(m): 3:11am On Jul 01, 2014
iceberylin: undecided wђįçђ ţypę oƒ węęd ђāvę ų bęęŋ ţāķįŋg undecided
wet palm leaves
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Must Go by switsoda(m): 3:08am On Jul 01, 2014
smartchoice: Rodent what's your point?
Mr daft pls read between the lines
PoliticsRe: Re:concerning Our Catastrophic Loss Of Your Valuable Data by switsoda(m): 2:40am On Jul 01, 2014
soonest: I don't know why I have this feeling dat nairaland can never be the same again. BTW,why is it that to like a comment is not so easy at it use to be. The page reloads each time I like a comment. Am I the only one experiencing this?
Yes you are! Get a smart phone and give ur grandpapa the nokia-c2 #justsaying

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