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 Food › Re: Most Popular Foods In Africa by switsoda(m): 2:04pm On Jan 26, 2018 |
Nice |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2017 Thread by switsoda(m): 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Drlimao:Oga, it seems you miss your way. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2017 Thread by switsoda(m): 2:36pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Deprofessional:This is worrisome, are we to pay this incorrect amount  |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2017 Thread by switsoda(m): 2:35pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
joy199:You can pay at any designated bank in your location |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Help A Very Despirate Brother by switsoda(m): 6:29am On Jul 27, 2016 |
Help will surely come just trust in GOD |
| Travel › Re: Ogun River Suddenly Turns To “ Dry-land” Overnight At Kara Market, Lagos by switsoda(m): 10:19pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
This is what actually happened
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| Nairaland General › Re: Teenager Faces 2-year Jail Time 4 Simulating MouthAction Witjesus’ Statue (pix) by switsoda(op): 6:38pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
SOURCE: morenikejiblog.com/14-yr-old-teenager-faces-2-year-jail-time-for-simulating-oral-sex-with-jesus-statue-photos/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed |
| Nairaland General › Teenager Faces 2-year Jail Time 4 Simulating MouthAction Witjesus’ Statue (pix) by switsoda(op): 6:33pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
A 14-year old from Everett, Pennsylvania has caused a stir and is facing prison time for hopping in front of a Jesus statue in front of an organization called “Love in the Name of Christ”, and simulated MouthAction before posting the picture to Facebook which caught the attention of others before finding its way to authorities. According to Mother Jones, officials have charged the teenager whose name has not been released, with desecration of a venerated object which according to a 1972 Pennsylvania statute criminalizes “defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.” and the culprit might be facing up to 2 years in juvenile detention.
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by switsoda(m): 4:29pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
QPR are coming out from der defence... good workout from Herrera |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 3:36am On Aug 30, 2014 |
Jbluv55: Haaa!!!! Oga na ur own I kukuma dey do o. Na she ask me for advice and I give am to favor the two of u noniI wouldn't say u are not saying the truth. Naxo una dey collect person babe for this bar. I wonder y handsome guy go open bar witout any mission |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 3:29am On Aug 30, 2014 |
alorax2: *with rapture* at lastLol |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 6:24pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
Jbluv55 which kan advice u go give alorax2... I no just understand u again, pls return all my change include d one i told u to pocket #vexing |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 6:22pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
alorax2: With pleasure, abeg help me locat switsoda b4 i change ma mindbaby yoo! I'm right here |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 6:19pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
alorax2: Good suggestions jb, u are d best. *raising her voice* switsoda where art thou? Come and have a taste o#running n #panting i'm sorry for taking so long, i went to get sometin from the chemist show... I'm fully ready for the tasting |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 9:07am On Aug 28, 2014 |
alorax2: A taste? Oh 9ja guys nothing is free with u o, * thinking on wat to say* am off to d office, jb u will serve me d wine tonight *whispers to jb* i need ur advice by d time i come back in d evening o  |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 9:05pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
alorax2: U realy tried but did u spend all dat money on me?heheeen neva mind but u av had a taste of me *wispering* lemme av a taste of u |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 8:42pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Jbluv55: Your Bill is NGN 45,000 sirtanx Jbluv55... Alorax2 avn't i tried |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by switsoda(m): 1:33pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
GoldenDr: You did not read anything. please, read from the last post.I asked a question which i believe its not way too hard to answer. If u can't answer then keep it to ursef |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 6:40am On Aug 27, 2014 |
alorax2: My switsoda, i hail, talk true how much u spend on me sef?SMH ladies can be funny most times... Jbluv55! show every my bill, i meant how much av spent so far |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by switsoda(m): 6:37am On Aug 27, 2014 |
GoldenDr: Read the previous page.I did before making my initial post and i saw noting... kindly help cos am heading to the school this morning for interview |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
alorax2: Who said anything about 3some, jb will Just guard My body or is it bodyguard?Nawa oooo! after spending all wot i have on u in dis bar, u now start to feel unsecured. Daris God oooo!!! 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by switsoda(m): 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Any info abt kings college from those who went for their interview today, their pay etc |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 6:18pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
[quote author=alorax2][/quote]Nooooo Jbluv55 owns this club moreover *whispering * i have neva done 3some in my entire life |
| Crime › Re: Woman Sat 14-year-old Girl On Hotplate For Bed-wetting. Viewers Discretion by switsoda(op): 9:46am On Aug 26, 2014 |
Thanks Mynd44... dunno wen we would get it right in Nigeria |
| Crime › Woman Sat 14-year-old Girl On Hotplate For Bed-wetting. Viewers Discretion by switsoda(op): 9:28am On Aug 26, 2014 |
The Dutsen Alhaji Police Division of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command, Abuja, has arrested a woman, Mrs. Roseline Uzoamaka, after she brutalised her 14-year- old relative, identified simply as Sarah, because she was bed-wetting. Uzoamaka allegedly forced the teenager to sit on a burning electric cooker until the girl sustained severe burns in her private parts as a punishment for urinating on the bed. The incident occurred last Saturday, August 23, at the family’s residence in Gwarimpa, Abuja. Sarah, it was gathered, was Uzoamaka’s sister-in-law, being a younger sister to her husband. On the fateful day, Roseline Uzoamaka had scolded Sarah for continuously bedwetting, and asked her to sit on the burning stove until her genitals were cooked by the heat. It was gathered that Uzoamaka confessed in her statement to the police that she did this because some friends had advised her that the way to make her bedwetting sister-in- law recover from the problem was to make her sit on a hot stove. After the girl’s privates were affected by the heat, she was said to have been rushed to a nearby hospital for treatment the same day. The girl is still recuperating in the hospital. The Abuja Police Command Public Relations Officer, Altine Daniel, confirmed the arrest to Punch on the telephone.Adding that due to the severity of the case, the case had been transferred to the FCT Criminal Investigation Department. She said: “Yes, the woman has been arrested. She told the police that the reason she did that was because the girl was bedwetting. She said it was some of her friends who advised her to try that as a solution. The girl is related to her husband. She is not her housemaid. The case has been transferred from the division to the Criminal Investigation Department for further investigation.”
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| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 1:30am On Aug 26, 2014 |
alorax2: Hi guys and ladies, jb My lov plz lemme hav a glass of white wine*whispers to him, switsoda no wan show me him joypen until i enter room with am, y cant he show me here now?*Hmmm Hope JB is not serving her anytin else apart from drinks n food |
| Romance › Re: What’s The Worst Thing Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Has Done To You? by switsoda(m): 9:28am On Aug 22, 2014 |
urhoboman: I Threatend to breakup with her, she took my pix and went home, called me the next day and told me to b ready for madness, dat she took my pix to one babalawo to inflinct madness on me coz I wnt to dump her. #mhen, yall need to see me dat day. My neighbourhood was filled up. I cry nor b small. At the point of crying nd begging my neighbours for help they thought the madness had started coz of my behaviour. Later they took me to my room and locked me in. I was shouting frm the window "I never dey mad o". Later found out the mofo girl of mine was kidding me.LWKMD! Funny u bro. I bet it, u wouldn't try such again |
| Phones › Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by switsoda(m): 9:03am On Aug 22, 2014 |
Ff @oniroyin mention for a ffb and will ffb instantly |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 8:54pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
alorax2: Ok, expose d joypen nauu sha wan c my longtin... oya come inside make I give u |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 8:53pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
alorax2: Ok, expose d joypen nau |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 2:38pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
alorax2: Noah? Abraham nko?*nah not Noah |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by switsoda(m): 7:48am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Jbluv55: *whispers to her*....or joystick since they all bring joyTan boss u just hit d nail on d head... because of Dis u can take the #75 change on my bill 1 Like |
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