BlueRayDick:


These speedboat are what people generally refer to as Ferry on Lagos waters and they ate very fast like he claimed.

People living In Ìkoròdu but working at VI or CMS/Marina always prefer it because of its speed, but is very very unsafe. I had one one boss that will park his official and personal cars at home to join these boats cos it saves him from traffic. But each time there's a reported case of a boat mishap. ( which happens at least once in 3 months); everybody starts calling his number to check on him hoping his boat was not affected.

People get mind for this country sha. It can never be me

So my fears were legitimate. I imagined the boat capsizing 20 times before we got to VI. Sometimes, the speed will coincide with a water wave and the boat will suspend in the air for a second before landing.

I started suspecting it is not safe when I saw boys I assume are divers perching around the boat before it moves.

Ibime:


Definitely incorrect. Put it this way, Titanic speed was 23 knots or 42 km/HR when it struck the iceberg and it was going for world record Atlantic crossing. Boat don't move that fast

If it moved this slow, how did it move from Ikorodu to VI in 45 minutes?

Another person who uses that Ferry terminal can confirm this.

izzou:


110km is much oh. Are you sure?

You can actually ask for them to change the jacket if it is shabby.

The speedometer app on my phone is always accurate. Though it was my first time of trying it out on a ferry.

I am talking about the Ikorodu ferry boat, not this type that Pope used.

Ibime:


Check your speedometer again. This is lamba or your fear speaking

Ferry top speed is 20 to 60km/HR (high speed ferry) and the most advanced and fastest ferry in the world has a top speed of 58 knots which is 107 km/hr

The speedometer app on my phone is 98% accurate on measuring vehicle speed. I assume it will be the same for a ferry.

You can check the Ikorodu ferry terminal that ply Lekki, VI and Ajah routes.

izzou:
How do people enter boats without a jacket sef?.

I thank God for Lagos sha. Even with how shabby the boats are, it is mandatory to wear a life jacket.

Last time I used a ferry there, I checked the speed the ferry moved at and it was 110 to 120km/h. Such speed with that rickety boat, my confidence was very low.

I was the last person to come on board and my life jacket was the shabbiest; they had given me a rag.

Ibime:


Which tribe dey live near that river? Na Asaba side or Onitsha side wey do this one?

Judging from the way the first respondents spoke, I assume they are Deltans.

Though he was taken to the morgue initially, the mortician sensed life in him and he was revived.

The story never clear sha

Ibime:
Ahn ahn, Junior Pope still finally died

He was revived at the hospital but I guess the damage was too much

Maybe he would have survived if CPR was administered immediately he was fished out of the water

They took him back to the river to perform rituals to appease the gods instead of rushing him to hospital.

Africans are battling mental illness caused by religion.

andrewbaba44:


Nobody is benching Chris

We have no DM and Chris is our new DM ,since he become our DM we haven’t lost a game

Ibime likes embarrassing himself

Ibime:


Story. Na him senior man Raphinha score am

Fact is, he is half into the Semi final, just like Christensen.

Actually, all our formers players you repeatedly insulted are doing well. Tell me everything I need to know about you and your opinion.

Ibime:


What does Felix provide attacking wise that would absolve him of defensive duties?

Thanks for confirming the positionless carryalong

Raphinha still outproduce him offensively and is more useful defensively. Easy decision for Xavi.

That position is not even Raphinha natural position

It is not a coincidence that Barca scored twice few minutes after Felix entered.

His flair helped rattle PSG defence.

Ibime:
Swiz123, is it true that Felix has been booted out the 1st team at Barka?

Simply because of Cancelo's weakness in defence. Raphinha being favored cos he has the legs to cover for Cancelo.

I expect you to still type nonsense even though you don't watch football anymore.

Useless Matseen strikes

Ibime:



On the FP thread, everyone dey shout lifejacket, lifejacket, dem never see flying boat overturn before. It can be the same as a car crash with traumatic injuries and instant death, regardless of lifejacket.

What could have killed him?

Doesn't look bloated, no bodily injury and how did their body float close to the river bank?

Watching Junior Pope's lifeless body is so heart breaking.

Trevor012:

What did he do against City? Scored a penalty and so. Saka dropped a poor performance yesterday According to this guy but Benzema scoring a penalty was a masterclass 😂😂. Mr man go and sit down somewhere..

So he only scored a penalty? Ok, it's amnesia.

3 goals and 1 assist over two legged semi final is a masterclass

Trevor012:

If Rodrigo didn't score those two important goals or Vini in the final Benzema would have been called a flop who didn't show up when it mattered most. All he did against Psg and Chelsea would have been discarded.

Is it amnesia or you are intentionally not counting City.

PSG, Chelsea, City on the bounce

[quote author=Jodera post=129368231]
I too like you cos you too dey make sense.

Na only when e reach Messi your head go just touch [award.

Funny especially when half of man u fans at united thread can agree that Trevor012 should be in yaba left.

Imagine Ole being one's GOAT.

Jodera:
I never implied so. It just meant that Haaland was head and shoulder above everyone else.

Even towards the end of the season, Haaland wasn't dropping stinkers. In fact second half of last season if you watch him well you'll notice he's more involved in play sef. Na this season I no know wetin do am after his injury.


The Balon dor organisers didn't see anything, they just gave Messi cos of world cup. If they're seeing what you and your friends are seeing, Kdb and Rodri would have topped Haaland in every award category

Head and shoulders above everyone else yet he didn't have most man of the match awards.

nihilistjnr:



Add Swiz123 the clown to the list, and you are 100% the worst.

You are unserious. A goal poacher with no footwork will be terrible in our team. Jackson though useless in front of goal can still make runs to stretch opposition defence.

We simply need a better striker who can stretch opposition defence and still shoot properly.

Jodera:

I said close to what Haaland did at least in a single season not just "he broke the record of 5 goals in one match"

This are his exploits in just one season

Most goals in a single Premier League season (35);

Most goals by a Premier League player in a single season across all competitions;

Most Premier League goals scored by a Man City player in a single season;

Most goals scored by a Man City player across all competitions in a single season;

Youngest player to score 20 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 years and 231 days);

Fastest player to score 25 goals in the UEFA Champions League (20 games);

Fastest player to score 30 goals in the UEFA Champions League (25 games);

First Manchester City player to score on both their Premier League and Champions League debut;

First player to score nine goals in their first five Premier League games;

Most Premier League goals scored in August (nine);

First player to score a hat-trick in three consecutive Premier League home matches;
Fastest player in Premier League history to three league hat-tricks (8 games, next fastest 48 games);

Third Man City player ever to score a Manchester derby hat-trick;

Most goals scored by a player before the turn of the year in a single Premier League season (21);

Quickest player to 50 goal involvements in the Premier League (38 matches);


The only players to get this kind lists in a single season na dem Messi and Ronaldo.

No be anyhow poacher be this bros

I was expecting to see man of the match award somewhere here but imagine my shock.

Who had the most Man of the match award last season? I imagine you wouldn't be shocked.

Jodera:

One thing I know is that in a season of probably 50 matches, you can't use a match of 5-6 matches to clean out all the numerous matches Haaland shone.

There's a reason why they're a team. Haaland have done his part for considerably extended period of time at a very high quality level, then just a month to go and Kdb started getting the headlines, it doesn't stop Haaland from being the best player.

It's like crowning Gundo best player because we all know the time he normally shines (end of season)

You are talking as if other players like Rodri were having a stinker while Haaland was carrying Man city.
Man city doesn't need Haaland to win EPL, and judging by his performance in key moments in UCL, they definitely don't need him to win UCL. Maybe I need to investigate to see if he was the worst city player in that final.

The balon d'or organizers saw this, the voters saw this and he was rightfully denied the award.

andrewbaba44:


You know I am a big fan of Haaland

Me saying he will be one of the worst ballon d or winners doesn’t take away his qualities ,it doesn’t just sit well with me for him winning the ballon d or ahead of Messi while someone like Rodri was the best ucl player instead of him

He is a world class poacher ,forget all these our small banter ,almost everyone will love to have Haaland as their striker

They said he has not being at his best this season ,but he is still topping the epl scoring chart ,that should tell you he is quality,leave all these complete striker things with good touches for now .

I have not been impressed by his current big games performance though

Please, Haaland is not what we need right now and I will prefer Son to him.

afrodoc2:
Everybody's eyes will still clear about BlackTominay. I heard he dropped a stinker yesterday.

Who is BlackTominay?

Jodera:

How many of their match did he meet last season that he floundered?

Arsenal
Man u
Chelsea
Tottenham
Liverpool

Abi na only semi final and final you wan use judge am?


Or are you people using this season only to cast him?

Arsenal lost the league last season because of KDB's brilliance. I am sure you haven't forgotten that game in a hurry.

Man city's win against Real madrid and Inter had absolutely nothing, like absolutely nothing to do with Haaland.

If your team didn't rely on you during the key moments of the season, then you are definitely not their most important player.

With Messi, his team's surge to the WC is solely based on his performance from start to end. Same with Benzema whose performance won the UCL for Madrid.
Without these two players, their team would definitely not achieve what they achieved.

You can lie to yourself that without Haaland, City wouldn't have defeated Leipzig and Upamencano's Bayern led defense.

raumdeuter:


Mention any CL game where Hazard was memorable. He is retired now

Rest.
Forgive him for what he did to your team in that super cup and move on. You held on to that pain for too long.

What he did to your legends was unfair but still part of the game.

Jodera:

This is no strong defense at all.

Everyone knows you'll need to be in a very good team and win things to be adjudged best player.

Put prime Messi in Levante and the only award he'll win is maybe team of the season

I hope it's just my imagination and not you rating Chelsea as Levante cos omoo, blood will flow.

Jodera:

What do you mean by tap in striker?

Aguero that wasn't tap in, how many goals did he have per season?
Where others not working for him?

Should I talk about Gabriel Jesus during his time there?

Like how can you be a striker and you don't expect others to work for you, especially when you're in the best team in the planet.

Why is Haaland under a different standard when anyone half his achievements (bar Messi and Ronaldo) are winning Balon dor on a constant?

He is emulate Benzema's balon d'or winning season if we wants to win. Forget agenda, Haaland dey seriously short city one when they meet their match.

raumdeuter:


Madrid is not the only big game

Haaland scored 2 and assisted vs Bayern last season at age 23 lost Balon dor to the greatest player ever

We can say without Messi, Haaland would have been bal0n dor

Henry never got that close because he was never a big game player always choked at key moments of glory

If Mbappe won that World Cup, he would have been given that balon d'or please.

Jodera:

Different styles of play shouldn't be a criteria to victimise someone.

Haaland broke unimaginable records last season while winning EVERYTHING. That itself makes him the world best player.

What did Rodri and Kdb do to deserve the Balon dor?
In fact what are they doing that they haven't done before Haaland came?

Bro, a tap in striker should never win a Balon d'or. That's like crediting you with other people's effort.

Jodera:

Someone broke all records unimaginable last season and you think just the "best striker tag" is enough to justify his efforts?

I'm not one to start judging whether he has 1 touches or 80 touches but there's something called efficiency and he did it effectively.

He won all trophies ought to be won last season being the top scorer and breaking all records there is to break.

For your talk to even be valid, show me anywhere during last season where you said Kdb and Rodri deserves Balon dor then I'll not take you as someone who's looking for a low moment to strike Haaland when he's down. Just silently waiting for this opportunity to strike him

Bros
I don't need to be told that Jackson will be better than Haaland if he played for Chelsea. Haaland with his abysmal general play will be irritating to watch in this our useless team.

oliverano:


Gallagher is a bang average player, i was obviously catching cruise with his name there. He's a player that most Chelsea fans would rather have on the bench so yeah, nah cruise.

Please!! He is below average, and I would rather have him away from the club.

popizaino:


So the disgraceful dive invalidate his goal right?

His general performance was poor aside the goal.