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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 10:54pm On Apr 28
BlueMann:
Gyokeres up to 40 goals this season.

Amorim's Sporting are closing in on the Portuguese league title. 5 point lead with 7 games left

Saw the game, that boy is a predator. Very clinical
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 3:47pm On Apr 28
Penalty for spurs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 2:21pm On Apr 28
iamoyindamola:

And rightfully got a goal cheesy

With a bullet header

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 2:16pm On Apr 28
Ibime, guess who started today vs Arsenal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 10:01pm On Apr 27
This ref is an imbeciile

As if he didn't see it before. The villa player was too soft.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:59pm On Apr 27
Disaster has happened grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:45pm On Apr 27
Ibime 's dog to the rescue grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:43pm On Apr 27
Cucurella controlling the midfield grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:27pm On Apr 27
Mmadueke is already proud of himself grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:19pm On Apr 27
Our two shots on target have come from our DM.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:18pm On Apr 27
WhoDeyHause:
See this one that God saved from fighting for Ukraine.

We saved his life. He is too foolish to survive a war.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:16pm On Apr 27
Ibime:


Washington kid is too weak, he doesn't have it. The question is why the eediot has not tried Carney till now

Carney has joined them in our richly furnished medical center.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 8:57pm On Apr 27
I don't think Villa have better players than us, they just have a better coach.

If Poch is looking for lucrative severance package, bole should be smart enough to investigate him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 8:42pm On Apr 27
They are even mocking Palmer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 8:18pm On Apr 27
Looks like offside
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 4:30pm On Apr 27
Teams like Burnley and Sheffield are an absolute embarrassment to EPL. Some of their players are at San Marino level.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by swiz123(m): 8:40am On Apr 26
GloriousGbola:



grin grin grin grin

your average naija experience when one hustler sells you a dodgy confam product.

Don't on fridge with the inverter
Don't use alaba cd with your cd player
Don't connect your TV to internet

na bluray go hear am cheesy

They will even stylishly blame your TV upscaling capabilities. Maybe their customers should buy 8kUHD TVs just to use SLTV.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by swiz123(m): 8:35am On Apr 26
Unlimited22:

SLTV na DSTV from wish.com

Whenever I do locum in Aba and I stay for weekend, e get this manchi wey I dey watch ball for him side. He uses SLTV

Lol you go dey see where live match go dey crack like say na old VCD

They show matches in AFCON quality. Wish I knew a sure website to stream matches in HD. Score808 lags on smart tv.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by swiz123(m): 7:14am On Apr 26
BlueRayDick:


People are already talking about alternatives. It appears people are tired for them already

Their closest competitor SLTV is not serious. Their poor picture quality will make you start questioning your own TV. Their agents will even gaslight you about your HDMI port. There is also the issue of watching matches which are 2 minutes late. I wonder if it is still live match.

These are issues stopping me from wasting my money on them but then, I doubt Chelsea gives me so much joy these days to pay DSTV exploitative fee. I will have to look into iptv.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:24pm On Apr 25
popizaino:


When you start scoring goals with minimal chances like man urinated you can now claim your attack is obviously better.

We create more chances than them, score more than them, then we obviously have better attackers.

Numbers don't lie.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:19pm On Apr 25
popizaino:



The bolded results above was the reason why we suggested that Pochettino needed to improve our attack. Mind you, we created as many big chances as possible in those games but failed to score. How a genuine Chelsea fan would be asking for balenciaga at that period is still a mystery to me.


I remembered using the Man Urinated vs. Nottingham forest match as an example where the Red Devil conceded 2 goals and still came back to win.


Well, what do i expect from people who have sworn never to see sense in anything Airmark says to be looking for their missing balenciaga outfit in Chelsea's attack.

But then, we have outscored man u significantly and our attack is obviously better than theirs.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:14pm On Apr 25
Does Chelsea have two Colwills? Could it be the same Colwill I know is who will elevate our defence?

How can dumb Chillwell improve us defensively when he is not even better than Cucurella defensively?

Treasonous statements are flying round this thread.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 6:25pm On Apr 25
Bluelines69:


E done go barb maybe the spirits go leave am😂

Look at this guy's knees. Seems this guy was a phone snatcher back in Senegal.

Additionally, this dude is nothing less than 35.

Afrodoc2 can give us insight about the condition of that knee and how it relates to his true age.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 1:30pm On Apr 24
drisham:


A proper aboki

This guy is not a footballer

How did he score 11 goals this season sef

It means a proper striker will score more then

Cancel out the 4 awoof goals he scored against 9 men spurs and he will have 7.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 11:40pm On Apr 23
At this point, only the UK immigration enforcement can help us get rid of Jackson. Boehly will obviously fail us.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 10:17pm On Apr 23
Capaldi:

At least Gallagher is running even tho useless.
The overweight argentina we have in midfield doesn't even bother to do that or anything. What exactly is Enzo good at?

Enzo is criminally useless.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 10:14pm On Apr 23
Anyone that wants us to keep faith in James, Fofana and Chillwell fitness for next season is retarded.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by swiz123(m): 9:34am On Apr 22
So you guys robbed innocent Coventry city and moved on like it's nothing.

Thunder will fire everyone here. Thieves!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:44pm On Apr 21
Cancelo is a very useless defender
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 9:59am On Apr 21
BlueRayDick:


airmark just dey do agidi dey post number of big misses per game up and down grin

Everybody knows if Chelsea fix their defensive issues they will be in a better position on the league table than where they presently are.

Like Griffon rightly puts it, outscoring ur oppnent is a fantasy in modern football that is not practicable.

I checked Chlesea's last 10 games on Sky sports and I discovered Chelsea has conceded in 9 out of those 10(Bar the 6-0 Everton Trashing). Guess what? Chelsea only failed to score in 2 out of those 10 matches i.e vs Loserpool & Man city.

How will anybody see this and claim the attack is the culprit for Chelsea's woes when the defence can't keep opponents from scoring?

Simply not conceeding in the last 10 minutes against 10 man Burnley could have kept us above scummies and in Europa league position.

There's a lot of foolishness going on here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 7:42am On Apr 21
Griffon:


Attached to this post are the words of your gaffer yesterday.

Key words “clinical and to not concede”. The theory to outscore your opponent is more of a fantasy football approach.

You only need one goal to win. Of which we’ve been returning more than that per game (1.83) - literally two goals scored per game, despite our profligacy. Prior to the City’s game, we’ve been doing a regular Over 1.5 goals per game, so how is the attack the MAJOR problem?

It can’t possibly be yet only six teams have outscored us in the league.

What I don’t understand about una camp is how you all fail to see that conceding 1.73 goals per game for a top side is a disaster. Like, you’re certain these guys are going to concede two or more goals in a game. Have we done up to six clean sheets this season sef?

How that useless defense keeps undoing the little work done on the final third is beyond me. Our defense is the first of the myriad of issues to address at the Club even before that ‘useless’ attack.

If we’re handed a transfer embargo right now, I’ll be very concerned, not because of the attack but because, I’ll be losing a 39-year-old Thiago Silva whilst entering the next season with Disasi and Badiashile. That is high BP loading and waiting.

Having an injury prone defenders is the same as having a very bad defense. We need to clear out James, Fofana, Chillwell and obviously Silva.

Just this alone makes defense a major issue to address.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by swiz123(m): 7:22am On Apr 21
Caicedobets:
Those guys don't play for passion
They just want the money
Nothing else bothers them

Heard he is on 20k per week wages and on 8 years contract. I doubt he will have anything meaningful to himself after paying taxes and bills.

He is simply a foolish boy with no ambition, just wants to be in the spotlight, hence his selfish plays.

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