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Politics / Re: Senator Ndume: Electronic Voting Is PDP's Idea To Rig 2023 Elections by Swker(m): 8:35pm On Jul 16, 2021
You are a fool. So you believe the bullshit all this rubber stamp senators are saying. For God's sake, rejecting
the electronic voting is because it will not allow the Northerns perpetrated their evil rigging.
madridguy:
PDP should go and rest for once.

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Business / Nigerian Naira Fast Becoming The Weakest Currency In Africa by Swker(m): 12:07pm On Dec 09, 2020
NIGERIAN NAIRA FAST BECOMING THE WEAKEST CURRENCY IN AFRICA....

South Africa: Rand 1= 79 Naira
Angola: 1 kwanza = 12 Naira
Botswana: 1 Pula = 28 Naira
Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 8 Naira
Algeria: 1 Dinar = 12 Naira
Egypt: 1 Pound = 35 Naira
Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 18 Naira
Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 19 Naira
Ghana: 1 Cedi = 56 Naira
Gambia 1 Dalasi = 9 Naira
Kenya: 1 shilling = 6 Naira
Liberia: 1 Dinar = 8 Naira
Lesotho: 1 Loti = 19 Naira
Libya: 1 Dinar = 156 Naira
Morocco: 1 Dirham = 176 Naira
Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 14 Naira
Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 16 Naira
Malawi: 1 kwacha = 21 Naira
Mozambique: 1 Metical = 24 Naira
Namibia: 1 Dollar = 32 Naira
Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 22 Naira
Sudan: 1 pound = 42 Naira
Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 19 Naira
Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 150 Naira
Zambia: 1 kwacha = 28 Naira
Even the worst economies of Africa now have more valuable Exchange rate than us.
As at today $1 = N470?
€1 = N500?
£1 =N640?
N1,000,000 is less than $3000.
...and some think that we have not reached the breakpoint?
Putin (Russia): Lawyer
Trump (America): Economics degree
Merkel (Germany): PhD physical chemistry
Xi Jinping (China): Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law
Buhari (Nigeria): WAEC not found
Yet, somebody wants a growing economy under this administration we re just playing is time to say Goodbye if we must tell ourselves the truth this country can't be Giant of Africa if we continue to elect incompetent leadership like we have in the current administration.

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Travel / Re: Pls Help Me From Transit Visa Wahala Before Chinese Visa Expires in 3days Time by Swker(m): 10:21pm On Dec 05, 2020
He should book his flight with Qatar Airways. They fly through Qatar and no transit Visa required.
Deola2020:
Hello Nairalanders.....A close friend of mine was to return to Nigeria from china early this year but due to covid-19 pandemic decided to stay back a bit till everything was clear...

Fast forward to now after booking for his flight ticket which has a stopover in hongkong,he was denied boarding a plane in Shanghai cos he doesn't have an hongkong transit visa which he never knew of or told and his visa expires in 3days and getting the hongkong transit visa takes 4 weeks.....

Please experienced nairaland travellers and guys currently residing in China, please what countries can he has stop-overs or connecting flights to that doesn't require transit visa... .

Pls help urgently so he won't overstay his visa or have issues with Chinese authorities because he is operating under a low budget after expending so much to exorbitant flight tickets rates and other Chinese authorities wahala....


Please I need y'all advice before I book another flight ticket for him before 7am Shanghai time

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Travel / Re: A-29 Super Tucano Aircraft For Nigeria Marks First Flight In Florida by Swker(m): 9:47pm On Apr 20, 2020
You must be very stupid to say this. Foolishness has blinded your sense of reasoning. I do not know him but I can assure you that this government is not close to being good. Do you realize how much money they claimed this aircraft cost?
Mace0lane:
If PDP or Jonathan were still ruling this country the money for this would have been looted.
Politics / Re: Video As Buhari Receives Briefing On Coronavirus From Health Minister & DG NCDC by Swker(m): 3:39pm On Mar 28, 2020
You are just as dump as the so called President
seankafor:
I love the way the president keeps shutting them haters..

Let them choke in this cheesy

Let them come with another twist of how the video is doctored to satisfy their rebellious filled ego..

Fools and waste of lives cheesy
Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: Samuel Chukwueze Poses With His Man Of The Match Award by Swker(m): 11:33pm On Jul 10, 2019
Well brother

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Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Swker(m): 6:44am On Jan 17, 2019
My colleague got 9m after a thorough assessment of business plan. He resigned and went into his business. Pastor Osibanjo you have lost it totally. You ain't suppose to a church leader on the first place. What you are doing now has being you calling all along. You are a shame to pastors.

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Phones / Re: 50 Common Email Acronyms And Abbreviations by Swker(m): 5:34pm On Jan 01, 2019
CoB- Close of business
FYI +A - For your information and action
RGDS - Regards

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Romance / Re: I Sent N500k To My Fiancée To Open A Shop, She Used It To Settle Family Issues by Swker(m): 1:57pm On Nov 12, 2018
You sound like a gold digger
MhizzAJ:
Who is thos cocoNUT head above me.

How is she a useless girl.

Its not by force to be in a relationship

If you cannot cope with her , leave her alone.

Some men are very capable....they wont complain..
They wouldnt mind spending all their savings for her afterall shes your girlfriend.
Stingy man

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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Housemaid Narrates Ordeal At The Hands Of Her Bosses. Photo by Swker(m): 10:19pm On Oct 03, 2018
Your time will certainly come and it will be with so much joy. Your story will be a source of encouragement to others.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation As Nnamdi Kanu Is Granted Bail (Photos) by Swker(m): 3:30pm On Apr 25, 2017
The thunder wey go destroy you generation is still making up OFENMANU MUMU
sarrki:
It doesn't change the fact that he's a criminal

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Business / Re: Requirements In Opening A Corporate Bank Account In Nigeria by Swker(m): 9:30am On May 04, 2016
Please does ordinary business name registration require all this before opening a corporate account.

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Education / Re: Universities With Wireless Internet Access by Swker(m): 8:21pm On Mar 25, 2016
You are indeed a lion. Please educated them
Business / Re: Naira Exchange Rates Today by Swker(m): 2:58pm On Mar 16, 2016
The parallel is the koko which means that CBN is just deceiving us

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Politics / Re: See The Inside Of Buhari's Presidential Jet (photos) by Swker(m): 9:11pm On Mar 11, 2016
This is the reason why he doesn't feel our plight

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by Swker(m): 9:55pm On Mar 01, 2016
Obviously Mourinho was blackmailed while in chelsea

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Makes 1st Public Appearance A Day After Secret C by Swker(m): 10:41pm On Nov 23, 2015
Nice one

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At US Presidential Precinct (Photos) by Swker(m): 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2015
Even at this point you are still clueless to understand that the man is a hero. May you be delivered from the spirit of cluelessness
Rextayne:
The clueless man that collapsed the economy of this country. angry

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Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Rebukes Reckless Driver In Lagos (Photo) by Swker(m): 10:14pm On Nov 09, 2015
True talk my brother
kennygee:
The only thing that is working against us in this country is an accurate database.

If we had that, traffic offenders will have sense.

Then our cameras should work. Not the fake CCTVs we have now o.

And our police should be competent.

Else, even if database and camera work, na Police go collect bribe from the offender close the case.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Are Afraid To Date Beautiful Women by Swker(m): 7:52pm On Oct 25, 2015
It's not entirely insecurity, the question is how long can she endure all the numerous advances from other men.

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Education / Re: He Graduated 11 Years Ago With 2:2 And Just Discovered That It's A Mistake by Swker(m): 4:07pm On Oct 25, 2015
It's not gone, my only advice is if u have the strength you can sue the school if not just notify them for proper change.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Get A Birth Certificate? by Swker(m): 2:38pm On Sep 25, 2015
Go to the national population commission nearest to u

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Romance / Tips For A Healthy Relationship Exclusively For Ladies by Swker(m): 7:34pm On Sep 22, 2015
A lot of ladies find making their man happy very difficult. Some even feel making a guy happy is tied only to sex but it is worthy of remembrance that a lot of girls open their legs daily and this still doesn't make the men happy enough to stay with them. Maybe for the minute he wants to experience the excitement of your bosom but appreciating a guy is one thing most ladies overlook. The number of ladies crying "he broke my heart" would reduce drastically if ladies stopped living their lives like its a fairy tale cartoon. 1. Insecurity: no matter how insecure you are, its no reason to disrespect your man. Two captains can sail one sheep. Its hard to keep your calm especially if he has a lot of girls are around but shouting and insulting him won't make him pay more attention to you. You simply would be giving him more reasons to look out. 2: Appreciation: never underestimate the power of appreciation. If your man takes good care of you, use ever chance you have got to let him know he's doing a good job. If he looks cute in the morning tell him. If he showers you with gift, thank him. If he listens when you need a friend, be grateful. When you cry and he hugs you, embrace him. A man won't go looking for what he already has. When ladies point out more faults they are pointing at another lady to take their place. 3. The baby in every man: there is a baby in every man that comes to light when he is with the woman he loves the most. Don't see this as weakness. No matter how bad a man feels or angry or disappointed its the duty of the woman in his life to bring out the baby in him and know just how to calm the baby. You can't run away every time he's in a bad mood and expect to keep him. 4. Making him feel at home: around you, he doesn't want who to judge him but he needs someone who sees his strength not the weakness. There are a couple of things ladies do without realising they are sending the men in their lives packing. - challenging his authority as a man. -always winning. -nagging. - being bossy. Funniest part is, they always have an excuse and it is always this is who I am. Who you are is who you decided to be. There is always room for change especially when you make up your mind to be with the person. You must understand a man will always be the man irrespective of what you bring to the table. Realizing that there is a difference between an humble woman and a silly one will hel you better appreciate that a man is your superior but you are his partner and never try to be the man especially when you know he really loves you and wants the best for you.
Phones / Re: How To Identify A Fake Usb Device/cord by Swker(m): 7:13am On Jul 18, 2015
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Health / Re: NAFDAC Shuts Lebanese Firm Over Alleged Fake Products by Swker(m): 11:31am On Jun 25, 2015
Nna boi this is the end of the road for u
Politics / Re: New Sect ‘Yanlabaiku’ Emerges In Kebbi Forbids Western Education, Shares Wives by Swker(m): 11:30am On Jun 25, 2015
Buhari over to you, these are your brothers and you promised us security and u will agree with me that its starts from wiping away and form of sect.
Politics / Re: Radio Biafra And Nnamdi Kanu: A Threat to Nigeria's Stability. by Swker(m): 11:25am On Jun 25, 2015
Okijajuju1:
I was on a drive back from Aba yesterday with my Mum when the conversation we were having led to the mention of this Radio Biafra which is currently airing on FM 102.1 in most South South and South Eastern states. Last time I heard of this Radio Biafra, it was an Internet radio station that didn't have that much of a following to warrant any real concerns, however I was shocked to find out that they were now a terrestrial radio station with a Frequency Modular bandwidth. Anyways, I tuned in out of curiosity to find out what they were all about and that was when the hair on the back of my neck stood. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

For the entire period I was tuned into the station, it was back to back tirades against the current Government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, raw undiluted anti-Semitic messages targeted mostly at the Yorubas, calls for the destruction of all Deeperlife Church posters, billboards and the burning and destruction of all Deeperlife churches in Aba and all Igbo Land, the stopping of any Deeperlife crusade from holding in Aba, calls for the Igbos to arm themselves pending when he (Nnamdi Kanu who was being referred to as director) would give the clarion call for the war to commence, calls for Igbos and the supporters of the Biafran cause to join their local chapter and contribute money to him (Nnamdi) to purchase arms to prosecute a war against the Government of Nigeria. The Nnamdi character freely spewed hate for Yorubas and Hausas, referred to Nigeria as a Zoo that they would destroy, e.t.c

At first, I just felt that this was a case of a Lunatic who seems to have found his way into a radio station, but my fears didn't rise until I heard the calls coming into the station from his growing followers. One of such callers actually said Hello Director, If Kumuyi steps into Aba, I WILL KILL HIM". Another caller said he was a technician of sorts and was willing to offer his services to help build a bomb to destroy Nigeria and the Nnamdi character took his number and promised to get in touch with him. The calls kept coming in and it was just caller after caller pledging support for the cause of this deranged man. It didn't matter that the Nnamdi Character sounded rude, arrogant and full of himself and obviously had a thirst for power, it didn't matter that he was insulting and disrespecting most of the callers who dialed in, more people kept calling.

Now my reason for starting this thread is to use this medium to bring the attention of the Government to the birth of a New Terrorist group in the South East.. I couldn't help but remember that this was exactly how the Boko Haram menace started, First it was just an Islamic preacher who was also doing Charity works and feeding his followers, then it grew into a militia that has cause the death of over 15,000 Nigerians and counting. Please those with the right connect should inform our security agencies. Whilst listening, most of the callers were reading out their phone numbers over the air and I was wondering if someone is noting down these numbers and placing taps on them and placing the owners on the terrorist watch list.

I would be honest and say that this Biafra Radio broadcast really troubled me. One of our workers who is a listener and was a follower only changed his views after I managed to explain to him the implications of what this Nnamdi Character was soliciting. The Nnamdi fellow is not hard to catch, below is a picture of him I pulled off of the Internet. And it seems he freely enters and leaves Nigeria as he pleases.



I really hope someone in a position of authority hears this message and acts on it fast before things get to the point where we now have to start doing damage control at which point many innocent lives would have been lost. Let's use the Lessons learnt from the Boko Haram case and the arrest and murder of Mohammed Yussuf to find a way of finding, arresting and shutting down this Terrorist Group. Today we may think it's just a radio broadcast, but if half the callers I heard were not just blowing hot. Air, then we must take this threat to National peace seriously.

A stitch in time Saves nine.


Okija-Juju The Gods are Wise....
You amaze me with your judgement and cowardice why did u withdraw your name and where were u when shekau was springing up. Starting the case was not enough for you. I hope you have not uploaded the picture of your enemy all on the name of one nnamdi

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by Swker(m): 9:42pm On Dec 18, 2014
I think this nairalander is also kul

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