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Airforce1:

Yeah cuz u not.

U r not worth my byte not 2 talk of kilobytes so run along......

Airforce1: Its called SURVIVAL.

U have no right to call her stup1d cuz u not holy yourself.

But u av d right to quote me n tell me I'm not holy

That their dry snacks still get maggot well thank God i stopped patronizing them 4yrs ago......

They're begging 4 ur showcase of stupidity and u r happy

Plssssssssss dump d both of them,don't give them audience or explanation cos u wud make them feel important. You shouldn't be disappointed that u found out now u should even be happy, wot of if u were married before u discovered.....

Elikem d tailor always lukin fly,pokello ur dress is a no no 4 me n yes i am not ur fan,Mr ibu when next u buy that shirt from that place u wash n iron it, just saying incase of next time

Look at that man's face yeah exactly my face expression.....

She wants u 2 help her shine her Kongo but o boy protect ur igwe. Gudluck

Mickey mouse tattoo? Seriously?

This girl na imbe?

Na slip of tongue everyone makes mistake, he wanted 2 say 6hours....

What the..........

She resemble one woman 4 my area wen dey shout puyo water to tutu reeeeeee

Is it a massage toilet choi but e 4 good if d toilet they massage buttocks o,no make una try imagine am

@tjskii wotz up now u never land abj,update me now shuuuu.....

Yours faithfully #team I wanna wanna#

ify's world:
Ok oo, i give honey, infact i live in onitsha, but i source my honey from nsukka just to guarrantee its originality. But u know our country and fake stuff. Let me cross my hand and believe its de correct stuff am giving them. Ahh, so soon dey will speak i wanna i wanna. lol

Then that's gud I also pray its d original cos it really works. Abi o team I wanna,wanna.....

ify's world:
Swtme, tanx 4 ur contributions. As per de poo thingy, its not de consistency am conplaining of but de frequency. De shit alot.

Okay 4 d frequency av u tried flagyl?

ify's world:
Swtme, no be small line 4 ikebe... rotfwl... We be african naa, what do u expect. Little enhancement here and der. Women wahala dey... Dis ikebe go put us for wahala, make we no complain when DH do bedmatics come score goal join. I beg make my own no enter net. Honey no let de line too longooo

As in ehnnn.....no be small thing o

I love her confidence n she doesn't luk bad!!!!

This was when I loved her beauty now she's looking more like a doll 2 me.....

corrall: Another thing, i am also interested in the bum cream thingy o. does it work biko?

Chineke!!! See line o for ikebe Four women n still counting.............

corrall: Hi friends,

Bonny is a lovely place though, i lived there thru university days(my family stayed there) and i eneded up working there for 3 years before i moved to lagos.

It is surrounded by water, it depends on the company that ur oga works with, Nlng is situated there and they have a super cool boat. if not, you will have to join the rest of the peeps on the island to use the local open speed boat.

Tnx dear 4 d info,jade u don hear u better go learn oooo

ify's world:
. 5.@honeypie, where can one get de soskini 4 sexy booty and de cost. l

I never knew we were much that needed a** but thank God someone av a solution,@honiepie over 2 u ooooo

ify's world:
4. @ Jade, let me have a list of de jagbajanti ur sis feeds her child to enhance intelligence, who wan pay sch fees twice for class? Not me ojare.

Original honey is very gud for kid's brains n it is also gud 4 cough.....

ify's world:
2. Dis boys are yet to walk. Hell is 14month. I don try naa, abi i neva carry carry dem reach. s when?l

My sister na real waec questions o I just noticed they were numbered,sorry I only answered (1) and (3).So 4 this question pls when u r at home don't carry them even if they cry,give them a cup of milk(without sugar) twice a day cos it contains calcium n it strengthens bone,also get them walker then u can also take something they really like far from them n tell them 2 go and get it but in a fun way u can sing,dance,play music or they'll lose interest, when they try to crawl say 'NO' calmly and stand them up so that they understand u,keep on doing this and I pray it works.....

ify's world:
Hi all, i have so many things worrying ma pretty head viz; 1. My 14month old twins dey poo anyhow, like 5-6 tyms a day, de poo is normal, i de strong wella like an african man pickin poo wey de wack eba, beans, moimoi,rice,pasta,etc. Athough they ve been like that from bmedicinei need a change, no be to dey carry carry poo, like 10x each day. Abeg ma cash don finish for diaper haba. 2. Dis boys are yet to walk. Hell is 14month. I don try naa, abi i neva carry carry dem reach. 3. Dey are always down with cough. Me i don go hospital taya. Any small thing na cough be dat. Their peado said they will out grow it. My question is when?l

Ify dear u av 2 let us know what he's eating first cos if he is eating a lot of fibre like eba,bread n thick Golden morn or cerelac n so on without lots of water n fruits his stool will definitely be hard.As for d cough,my daughter had continuous cough although not serious,we gave her diff.cough medicine n antibiotics it didn't work then we were in zamfara,we had to travel down to Kaduna 2 see another Dr and he said we shouldn't give her drugs anymore that she was reacting 2 d air she was breathing cos it was cold then and d drugs actually made it worse and when we stopped d drugs d cough actually stopped,so just let it be it wud stop n make sure he is not around smoke,perfume,dust n 2 much powder in d air....

Honiepie24: @jade u ve turned serious consultant oooo,e'kuseeee ooo,bonny is a beautiful island in ph,surounded wit water,u either go by air or speed boat,my sweetheart was dere b4 he relocated,its majorly oil firms.4 d hugeeee bum,babe na wa ooo,hahaha dh is dere to always use d bk door,it enhances d....,u cud also buy dis product ISOSensual curve,its phenomenal.gud job,well done

Babe ow far now,ow is d family no mind jade i am 100% sure she doesn't av d mind 2 do b*mb*m surgery but choi I dey hail u o for d back door things does it really work n pls does d drug u mentioned work 2 cos I really need am 2.....

Jade William: Wot kind of implant do u hav? Cos I so wanna get an a** implant so dat my a** wil b hugeee

My sister, I need d a** 2 no be small o,I was involved in a ghastly motor accident(3yrs ago)and had leg fracture so i had a surgery,d surgeon put an implant from my hips to above my knees and it made me sit on d hospital bed for a month plus without standing up omo when I stood up 4 d first tym my mum was lyk 'Osaaaaloooobuwa where is my b*mb*m'd thing just disappear o.My mum,kids,cousins n husband self r endowed with buttocks I am d odd one out but I heard that tru exercise one can av buttocks I'm willing 2 give it a try......

Jade William: @tjskii Sweetie I b Eko Babe although DH is gettin transfered 2Bonny! Where d hell is dat? Is dat even in Nigeria or Cameroun? Or where?? Don't mind me.Just thinkin out loud.Though I'm fastin&prayin they'l change d transfer 2PH or Warri or nowhere sef cos I can't run 2homes.Chei.Marriage no easy o

You're lucky its not d north,they posted my husband (then boyfriend)to bonny after his service,he told me he normally takes boat 2 pH town but I pray its not that part o but if it is I op say u don enter boat b4,if u never enter go learn oooo

chrystee: Hi Moms, please i hv a concern. one of my 3 months old twins vomits frequently though the quantity isnt much,it not little either. initially it started with spit-ups coming out of her nose and mouth while she's lying down and she acts like she's choking and starts to cry. we were advised to give her smaller but frequent feeds and burp her inbetween her feeding and that helped a lot but despite d burping or belching she vomits after any slight movement even up to one hour after eating. she breastfeeds and takes formula so i decided to exclusively breastfeed as advised by a pedeatrician as she might be having lactose intolerance but i couldnt cope so i introduced isomil which is lactose free. it is now reduced but its still there and It makes me have to carry her for a long time after eating even when she's asleep just to make sure she doesn't spit up.pls has anyone tried similac for spit-ups, i hear dt it reduces vomitting by 58percent. If I may add, d vomitting isn't affecting her weight gain. She weighs 4.7kg while her twin weighs 5.2kg.thanks for d link on baby poo variations. I needed that info for my other twin.

My dear sorry i know ow scared u will be when it happens but pls not to worry it will keep on reducing and stop finally.

It happened to my kids,when it happened 2 d first one i went 2 d Dr he said its because i didn't burp ber,I made sure that I burped her but it didn't stop,I kept on asking ppl n most of them said its because I bent down instead of squat when I was pregnant,I tried 2 avoid that in d 2nd pregnancy but I had 2 do housechores.

I don't know about d lactose intolerant thing cos I did EBF for my 2nd child n it still happened, I asked a Dr last 2 yrs n e said there is nothing that can be done but I should make sure I lie her sideways when she's sleeping...

Yeah i watched it earlier n I love my girl Beverly more....

Itz very funny as usual n I love it.Dat guy gat moves oooo