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Education / Re: Welcome To Oau by SwtzMinx(f): 10:15pm On Dec 10, 2009
.which kind topic be this??, d merit list isn't out yet, nd ure already wishing the new students good luck
Celebrities / Re: Stunning- Africa Miss World 2009 by SwtzMinx(f): 11:06pm On Dec 09, 2009
Liberia's dress lookz kinda weird sad
Sierra Leone dress is SmOkiN' HoT!!!!
Botswana lookz fyn.
Angola lookz eeewwww! undecided
Nigeria lookz so dull it hurts, her dress suckz,
Tanzania lookz cute in a babyish kinda way wink
Education / Re: What Is The Meaning By "the Child Is The Father Of The Man" by SwtzMinx(f): 5:52am On Dec 09, 2009
.dey r both right, it jst depends on hw u look at it,

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Computers / Re: Internet Usage In Africa: Nigeria is Second by SwtzMinx(f): 10:15am On Dec 08, 2009
.duh!!!, we da bEst, nd we gat s0me gud hackerz too,
Education / Re: ASUU Versus Fed. Govt:another Strike Ahead? by SwtzMinx(f): 8:16pm On Dec 05, 2009
.hope not!!!!
Education / Re: Oauife Cutoff Mark For 2009 by SwtzMinx(f): 8:13pm On Dec 05, 2009
@damolux, i hope so
Education / Re: Oauife Cutoff Mark For 2009 by SwtzMinx(f): 12:21pm On Dec 05, 2009
duh!!@vero4oau, y else would i waste ma tym reading this thread?? cheesy just jokin'. I am also waitin' 4 d admission list. /@electmaster@oau don't mind those guyz, jare. Keep up d gud work
Education / Re: Oau Or Unilag by SwtzMinx(f): 11:05am On Dec 04, 2009
.hmmm,
Education / Re: Oauife Cutoff Mark For 2009 by SwtzMinx(f): 10:58am On Dec 04, 2009
.vero4oau go to d sch nd check d cutoff by ureself,
Phones / Re: MTN Data Modem Now N8,500 by SwtzMinx(f): 10:53am On Dec 04, 2009
.bla, bla, bla, *yawn*
Politics / Re: Babatunde Fashola For President by SwtzMinx(f): 10:40am On Dec 04, 2009
.i agree jare@poster.
Gaming / Re: The Best Game You've Ever Played by SwtzMinx(f): 9:05pm On Dec 03, 2009
.itz gat to be the sims 2, hitman, GtA,
Events / Re: Facebook Award 2009? by SwtzMinx(f): 10:39pm On Nov 29, 2009
.wada undecided
Celebrities / Re: What Do U Think? 9 Reasons Why Beyonce Shouldn’t Have Kids by SwtzMinx(f): 10:20pm On Nov 29, 2009
.so??
Music/Radio / Re: Rihanna's New Album Rated R. by SwtzMinx(f): 10:09pm On Nov 29, 2009
.yuck!
Education / Re: Mathematics Versus Law by SwtzMinx(f): 10:41pm On Nov 25, 2009
.maths any day, any time
Education / Re: Whats Up With Futa? by SwtzMinx(f): 10:17am On Nov 24, 2009
.am nt sure abt d cut0ff, bt i thnk itz arnd 50%. I got 68% nd i applied 4 maths. Ask ur bro to go to ur dept. nd chck the list@arsenesholer.
Education / Re: Whats Up With Futa? by SwtzMinx(f): 9:45pm On Nov 23, 2009
@arseneholer, why did u create d topic if u hv a bro dat cn gv u inf0? I am sure abt ma inf0. The FIRST list is out. I ws admitted! So i am nt spreading false inf0!!
Education / Re: Whats Up With Futa? by SwtzMinx(f): 5:42pm On Nov 23, 2009
.i pity u guyz! The list is in d sch!! Go to ur dept. nd check. The freshers will soon resume. @guldberg, there is n0tin 0n d site, bc0s i chckd it too.
Education / Re: Whats Up With Futa? by SwtzMinx(f): 10:05pm On Nov 22, 2009
.which planet r u guyz living on??!!!, the admission list is already out!!, go and check it,
Education / Re: Deeperlife Church University by SwtzMinx(f): 9:19pm On Nov 21, 2009
I meant 'Nobody's saying anything lyk dat!'
SwtzMinx:


Hobdy's saying anything lyk dat! So why r u overreacting??
Education / Re: Deeperlife Church University by SwtzMinx(f): 9:13pm On Nov 21, 2009
Okija_juju:

All Universities ownwd by religious organizations be it church, mosque or shrine is nothing but shit.

My OPINION.

My advise is read hard, pass JAMB and go to a federal university cos they still are the best Naija has to offer at the moment.

I AgRee!!

salaksmana:

You will totally agree because you did not have enough money to go to private and even state universities and you are also looking for schools that will give you direct access to hell fire, and as for you calling mission schools shit and your name had said it all about your personality.

Hobdy's saying anything lyk dat! So why r u overreacting??
Education / Re: Oau Ile Ife 2009/2010 Admission List! by SwtzMinx(f): 9:06pm On Nov 21, 2009
.cn someone please give me the cutoff for architecture??
Education / Re: Oauife Cutoff Mark For 2009 by SwtzMinx(f): 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2009
.so wat u guyz r saying is dat the cut off is out?, and that I can go to the department and check it??
Fashion / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Wear High Heel Shoes They Cant Walk In? by SwtzMinx(f): 10:42pm On Nov 20, 2009
I don't understand why, bt i guesss to each his own. Some find it comfortable.
Fashion / Re: Lady Gaga Vs Rihanna by SwtzMinx(f): 10:25pm On Nov 20, 2009
.they're both wacky!!!, its hard to choose.
Education / Re: Oauife Cutoff Mark For 2009 by SwtzMinx(f): 8:49pm On Nov 20, 2009
.Watz d cutoff for architecture?
Education / Re: Deeperlife Church University by SwtzMinx(f): 8:39pm On Nov 20, 2009
Okija_juju:



I learnt that like Convenant University (CU),
The use of cellular phones, i-pods, laptops, t.v, portable DVD players, satellite receivers e.t.c on campus would be forbidden to all students,
the use of campus police, student spies and CCTV would be used to monitor the students and maintain law and order on campus,
cross-gender relationship is strictly prohibited,
there would be no form of student unionism noe government on campus,
the female students are to register the probable dates of their cycle to help fight pregnancy on campus,
Students hostels are liable to be searched at any given time,
Compulsory morning prayers at the school hall by 5:00am every day except saturdays
Evangelism as a course is mandatory for all students of all levels/discipline.
No form of pornography is allowed on campus,
Any student found to be possesed with the devil will be expelled,
All genres of music excluding gospel & those with a gospel theme are banned on campus.
Students are not allowed to own vvehicles on campus,
Female students are not allowed to wear the following hair-do's wigs, attachment, bob-marley, jerrry-curls, weave-ons, extensions, colored hair e.t.c. Two hair styles will be approved by the school which are thread, normal braids and cut hair (with no style).
Sexual intercourse is a sin hence carries the capital punishment.
Unauthorised/unsupervised use of the internet is not allowd on campus.



Is this supposed to be a university?? Aren't you supposed to be independent when you get to university?? These private universities are just advanced secondary schools!!! When their graduates get into the real world they cant survive!!! hissss
Education / Re: Deeperlife Church University by SwtzMinx(f): 8:39pm On Nov 17, 2009
keyne:

ha,i can c dt the kingdom of darkness is already tremblin.u guys r nisunderstandin d church.am a youth member,not forced to go dere and i LOVE d church. kiss kiss kiss kiss

If ure really a true deeper lyf member, u won't even b using the internet, its bad, aout two years ago there was a Christian Mirror magazine that spoke against using the internet, watching tv, e.t.c

Okija_juju:

Deeper life UNIVERSITY??!! shocked

We are yet to recover from Convenant and deeper life is coming with theres, I wonder when we would get the first celestial University.

What to expect from Deeper life univrsity;

1. UNIFORM/DRESS CODE;
2. No jewellries on campus,
3. Separate lectures for boys and girls
4. Head scarfs are mandatory on campus.
5. No jeans for the boys, strictly button-down shirts and cloth trousers.
6. No trousers for females on campus. (Not even the females in Eng. dept.)
7. Church is mandatory.
8. Every saturday complusoryy evengelism for all students.

e.t.c.

wow!!

, r these rules true?? cuz if they r, itz shit!!
Education / Re: Oau Ile Ife 2009/2010 Admission List! by SwtzMinx(f): 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2009
oebos99:

Thanks to all nairalanders for your replies. I really hope ife releases the list on tiime.
Great Ife

.yeah probably in the next 2 months!!! U beta go and get a job or sum'n to do, lol
Technology Market / Re: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by SwtzMinx(f): 9:15pm On Nov 13, 2009
.cn u give me an idea of wat a 8gb ipod nano would cost??
Music/Radio / Re: Run This Town:jay Z Vs Kanye by SwtzMinx(f): 8:56pm On Nov 13, 2009
.Kanye was tight!!!

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