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This agadi ekwegh nka will not shut up her Hajiya rice infested mouth.
U shud be ashamed if ur self, doing exactly wat ur paymasters hired u to do.

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Why did u write Sports twice?
If u relationship and sex topic let me know

Mtn comedyplus?
But u said huawei.

Jungle Nigeria
Na timber company?

LikeJesus:
Hello nairalanders,

Got invitation from d above mentioned company for a test and an interview in PH on Saturday. Did any other person get d invite. And what is the nature of their test and interview?

Abeg whats the time of d test? I wan gatecrash.

When I say G u say N, When I say L u say D.

Mcteeew

Both u and the people u mentioned are jobless niggars whose sole aim in life is to become popular on here.

captainking:
they are real.. I was a pioneer staff at 3chub.... Glass house ikeja.. Chinese owned company... Bout 3 years ago.. Their pay then was like.. 50k..with bonuses.. Should be higher now cos the company have become much bigger...I miss all my friends there

Pls what position did u hold while u were there? and why did u leave. sorry for d questions

Optimuszoom:
The interview deadline for the position of
Warehouse Clerks have been extended to
Monday,22nd of Feb 2016.

Qualified candidates are to come for interview on the date stated above. Also, don't forget to come with
your CVs and Credentials (photocopies).

Address: No 65, God's Grace Plaza (3rd Floor),
Allen Ave (first bank bus-stop), Ikeja.

For the requirements and more info about the job position, go to www.nairaland.com/2931090/warehouse-clerks-needed

Time: 9:00am.

Note: Pls, you must be very fluent(orally) and
quite good in quantitative reasoning.
Thank You.

What about those that were interviewed, are they not qualified?

TaymmyT:
Yes dey'r real.
I once worked there when I was waiting for NYSC.
They'r into phones selling. They'r brand management for Tecno Mobile.
How did u apply? During my time I applied by dropping my cv at their office, was dat how u also apply?

Tell me how u apply and I will tell you their pay range cox I know dat will be ur next reply..

Bros honestly I cant remember how I applied. Must be one of those numerous online applications I did.
Pls wat is their pay range.

I got an invite from them in Lagos. Dont know if I shud honor it cos am not in Lagos at the moment.
please help me before I burn my little money on transport.
Are they real and how is there pay, the invite says they are in Ikeja Awolowo road.

Op only showed us d part that favors her.
She didn't display the part where she was taxing the guy for money.


Women.

MrsPhyno:
Looooool

What? I'm sorry, I don't understand this story.

I love that line "threw myself at you", tho. Once in a while, its fun to do that.

OP take heart, it's not the worst insult but you better fix your psychologically state cause it seems like the dude has the upper hand in this relationship and that is a big no no in my book

Story

Optimuszoom:
Our client in the logistics business requires for
immediate employment in the following position

Warehouse attendants: responsible for the ordering,receiving, and storing of incoming
material or merchandise for the Warehouse and
Receiving Department.


Requirements: OND/HND Qualifications. Skilled in receiving materials and merchandise from vendors, stocking shelves and completing official procedure.

Interested candidates should come with their
CVs to Abrahamholmes Limited.

Address: No 65, God's Grace Plaza (3rd Floor),
Allen Ave (first bank bus-stop), Ikeja on Monday
15/02/16.

Time 1:30pm prompt.

Those who went for this interview, any news yet?

Hello Nairalanders.

I know that this forum is filled with great minds and experienced professionals who have worked under people and also managed others.

That is why I trust that I will get a good advice from here. Please I am just starting out my career as a trainee in a firm and would use some advice on how to deliver.
Am kinda jittery and not sure of what to expect.
Are there some steps i can take to be exceptional.

Also recommend some materials or books I can read on career to enlighten myself. Thank u very much.

lalasticlala

Makes me remember Kanus Startimes advert

helovesme:
the fact remains that if nnamdi kanu had succeeded in entering and leaving nigeria without being arrested, he would have been a successful billionnaire by now.

he would have been on radio, yapping up and down on how untouchable he is and also canvassing for more money and donations from people. he would have been travelling to all countries where there are Igbos canvassing for money and support and using his trip to nigeria to convince them. he would have came up with all sort of lies on how he met with kings and queens and how he came to inspect the biafra army during his visit and how he is also inspected the biafra defence headquaters in onitsha and other lies.

his coming to nigeria is akin to a fraudster taking his white maga to an arranged CBN office to wash dollars. a very risky move as the fraudster can be arrested, however, it is a key move that is used to prove legality hence they can bleed the maga dry.

this exactly was nnamdi's tactic but it has backfired big time.

he holds a bristish passport. if his struggle was genuine, by now the british authorities/diplomats would have been on nigeria's case asking him to be released. however, they are fully aware he is a fraudster and they are happy to get him off their land. if nnamdi is not careful, his UK citizenship might be revoked. he is a terroist and now all terroists involved in terror or instigating war in other countries have their citizenship stripped off

This is wat we Nigerians are good at, digging up analysis upon analysis just to blackmail one another. All these energy you used in digging up and typing this could be chanelled to finding solutions to our problems in this country.

When it comes to spreading hate and tribalism, we all suddenly become historians and researchers. Today its Kanu, tommorow it may be your brother. Same way we have been calling the Economist out for insulting Jonathan, but actually we set the precedent.
Kanu might be wrong, but your standpoint is political and tribal with hatred written all over it, that is wrong.

He looks well put together

alanposh:
Sometimes here suc***ks... Pple only come here to ask if an interview is genuine n can never tell you wen applying for d job to apply with them.

I just hate this kind of posts here.

Bro are you for real?
I shud call u whenever I want to apply for a job. Like ur Buharis brother or what?

Djblinkz:
I know they re real, their company adress is at Agbara, but i don't know about the pay. BTW, you can haggle for a fair pay at least and if it's not worth it, you can write it off to experience.

I don't quite understand

Djblinkz:
What position do you apply for?

Supervisor.

Any info abt them pls?

Pls any info about them. I got interview invite from them.
Is it worth giving a try?
And if you know their pay, kindly update me.

Oyibo girl: I miss you
Naija girl: So you cannot call someone


Oyibo girl: I love you
Naija girl: What of your girlfriends?

Oyibo girl: Bleep me
Naija girl: Why is it that u don't touch me?

Oyibo girl: I need a kiss
Naija girl: U are not even romantic

Abeg guys help me ask them, are we mind readers?

TUBLEZ:
Hmmmmm

did you attend the interview

The Op is just asking an innocent question and people are insulting and calling her a tribalist even a mod.

wizzy89:
Pls can someone help me clarify the authenticity of this message I got today for an interview slated for 2morow.
Even a description from ojota to the address would help a lot. Thanks.

U're invited for entry level interview@44 Blk H Jimoh Odutola St Off Eric Moore-Surulere on Wed 20-Jan-2016 by 9am.Bring ur CV, credentials & passpt

Don't waste ur time. went there last week and it turned out to be so so preaching abt getting rich. Had to get out

Deelaw:
Don't apply if u don't want to get spam text msgs inviting u for spam jobs. Don't be a victim like some of us.

Pls Bro are you saying they are gnld. just got an invite from them

Pls who knows about this people?
are they real or gnld

monopoly3072:
Got a message for an aptitude test from tendy Nigeria for monday 18th. in Lagos..Pls anybody with info as regards d company, condition of service and test format should help me out, so I cud decide weda to go or not as I live in Warri.
Much thanks.

It's an online shop.
What did you apply for and where's the venue?

25omega:
so from what you are saying, it seems like you just call her to chat. Do you actually tell her your intentions and have you asked her out on a date?

if you are just calling to chat and not making any moves then you are that annoying guy who calls looking for free puss. you have to do things together other than just calling and saying baby i love you

Bro that's exactly why I opened this thread. I've been trying to get her to go on a date with me to no avail. She doesn't like going out.
and you know its not everything that you can tell someone over the phone