MrBrownJay1:
instead of expecting us to be foolish enough to click on some BS link (probably infected with virus or what not) learn how to post images on NL....

Are you dumb that you can't identify when a link is a spam
well this is n't for people like you that are always making Sarcasm

Sorry to disappoint you.......i don't know how to post up to 23 photos on Nairaland but here is the link below if you are interesting in checking the 23 wedding photos.

https://3naija.com/23-sweet-photos-of-banky-w-traditional-wedding-that-will-make-you-fall-in-love-and-double-your-hustle/

It is time for you to master this 37 social media slang

source: https://3naija.com/master-37-slangs-hash-tags-dont-miss-social-media-conversation/

1.SMH:Shaking My Head

This slang it used when you see a post and you think that post is studip or not interesting and you are disappointed about the User posting such a post.


2. WTF: What/Who/ The Bleep

Probably a mistake occur and you are trying to understand what eventually happen.This slang look like an open question that does not need an answer

e.g Smith: WTF happen to this room

3. WCM: Women Crush Wednesday

This is used to celebrate a female friend on a particular Wednesday

4.MCM:Man Crush Monday.

This slang is used to celebrate a particular crush of yours.It is also used to celebrate a man crush whose style you like on a monday

5.GM,GE,GN:Good Morning,Good Evening, Good Night

This slang/abbreviation is used to quickly greet/hail a friend without needing to type much

6.LOL.,LOLzzzzzzz:Laugh Out Loud

This is used to express that you are really laughing at a post.why adding “zzzzz” as in Lolzzzz means that you are laughing for longer period in respond to a funny post/chat

Image result for lolz memes https://3naija.com/master-37-slangs-hash-tags-dont-miss-social-media-conversation/

7.TFW….that feel/feeling when

This means what it actually is in English.In most cases an image is added to such post to express the feeling.

As in ……..
https://3naija.com/master-37-slangs-hash-tags-dont-miss-social-media-conversation/


8.Bf,gf :Boy Friend,Girl friend

this slang is used to shortend words like Boyfriend and girlfriend

9.Ba3:Battery

This slang is used to express the word Battery.Instead of needing to complete the word Battery,one can use Ba3 to save time and still mean the same thing.

e.g My Ba3 is f**king low

10.D8:Date

D8 is mostly used to ask a lady to go on a date with you.Without the neeed to complete the word Date.In other situation can be used to ask a question like what is the D8??

11.Slay:

It is mostly used to comment of on a lady Fashion.Literally to mean that a lady is looking perfectly attractive anad pretty in a particular Picx.

12.Cos n Coz:Because

Without needing to complete the word because,you can easily use the word cos to mean Because.

13.Omg:Oh My God!

This slang is used for exaggeration.In most cases,when you are completely surprise about an update,picx or a delightful information.



14. Zzzzz: Sleeping

It is used to express that a person is sleeping.Take for example the chat below

Boy: what were you doing since Morning.

Girl: Zzzzzzzz.



15.BrB.Be Right Back.

This means exactly what it says.That is just in a moment I will be Right back on online.Image result for brb memes

16.Asap:As soon As Possible

This slang is used to tell a person to get in touch with you “As soon as Possible” without and further delay.

Image result for asap memes..https://3naija.com/master-37-slangs-hash-tags-dont-miss-social-media-conversation/

17.DAM:Don’t Ask Me

Now you know what it means.It is actually used when you don’t want a question in return after you said something in a chat.

e.g;DAM,cos I won’t tell.

18. HBD: Happy Birthday

Used HBD to quickly wish a friend of yours without needing to type or think much abpout what to say.

19.TMW.That moment when

In a meme,most time this slang is used to coil a funny post.heere is an example
https://3naija.com/master-37-slangs-hash-tags-dont-miss-social-media-conversation/

20. TLDR. Too long didn’t read

When a message is directed to a person inbox and it the user didn’t go through it because it eas too long.You can just drop a reply of “TLDR,try shorting your post”

21 .TBH:To Be honest.

this slang means waht it say “To Be Honest”

22.DP:Display picture

Mostly used to mean your profile picx.

23.PRT and RT: Please Retweet or Retweet

Actually,it is used to address your friends/followers to please help to retweet a post or tweet

24.IRL.In Real Life

This slang is mostly used when talking about Relation.Take for instance this Example.”I want to be your Boyfriend,IRL”

25.On fleek

This slang means that a positive review ias giving to something that is well done.

e.g Wow bae,you are looking “on fleek” on that gown.

26.NBD.No big deal

This slang is used to indicate that you don’t have issue with a particular point’idea.It also used in a way to express that you have no problem with something

27.MBG.Most beautiful girl

This is the short way of praising a lady that she is really beautiful.

28.Bae.

This slang is used to associate with a person that you are into relationship with.It is acutally the short form of babe

e.g
Me: our relationship is so perfect!

Bae: we have to talk.

Q&A :Queston and Answer
This slang is used in most cases to begin a conversation of question and answer.

30.DIY.do it yourself

This slang is very popular on the web now.It is used to demonstrate that a tyask can be done alone

31.ICYMI:In Case You Missed It

This slang is used to question your followers that in case they miss your post or video that could see it again

32.IMO….in my opion

It a slang that is used to express your opinion or share your though on a given topic/post

33.TBT:Throw Back Thursday

It is use in a way to tell your followers that you are remembering a particular day

33.TGIF:Thank God it Friday

This popular slang is used on a Friday to indicate that the week has ended and that one can go on to relax until the new week begins.

34.LMAO: Laugh My Ass Out

This slang is used to express that a post is very funny.that you can’t stop laughing

35.LLNP:Long life and prosperity

LLNP is used in combination with the HBD to wish a birthday celebrat a long life an d prosperity .

36.TCSS..take care stay safe.

It actually means the same thing that a friend should”Take care ”anad they should stay safe



37.On point :

This slang is used to express your opinion that you are very delighted with the current post your see
see
e.g via this link https://3naija.com/master-37-slangs-hash-tags-dont-miss-social-media-conversation/

N:B this article was actually copy here for fun......pls don't spoil the fun
1.Banker Are the Richest. This is actually ridiculous .
This lie are told by parent that want to force their child into the banking sector. Parent told their kid that Bankers are the richest because they collect money from everybody.

2.Police is your Friend .
This is the worst lie ever i have ever heard. If you still believe this Lie, wait until you have a case in the police station. Then you will know it has always been a lie all this while.

3.Thunder and Lightning are signs that God is angry .
Well I think hear Kids saying this but I don’t blame them.I actually thought it was true when i was a kid.

4.It won’t hurt you.
Every kid is scare of injection because of the pain felt when the needle is pierce into the body. But when it comes for a kid to be injected, parent tends to lie to their kid that it won’t hurt.
5.Killing a spider will make you bed wet at night.
Most kids believe this lie that when they kill a spider it will make them to bed wet at night. Although this was taught by parent because they don’t want their kid to play around with Spider.

6.Chewing gums.
If you chew gum and eventually swallow it,it would glue your stomach. This lie was first brought up by parent that want their child to quit chewing gum.Scienctist prove that nothing would stay in the stomach unless it is too big

But I am not saying that we should start swallowing our gums..lol.

7. Whilst blowing at night attract snake. :oWow!

Pretty good lie told by parent in other for them to stop kids from disturbing the compound at night with noise from whist.

8.Nurse is coming to give you injection for Crying.
My Mum always threaten with the lie that a nurse would appear to get me injection if I don’t stop crying.

9.Lion birth only when it is raining and at the same time Sun is shining. I wonder how first of all introduce this myth to kid.

10.Standing close to tv will blind human eye..Scientist prove that this is completely wrong. Most parent tell this lie to their kid as a result of kids standing close to TV set more often and blocking others views.

11.It is Sweet. Whenever parent want to give medicine or something that is bitter to kids they intend to uses this lie.

12.I always took First in class.98% of parent use the lie to motivate their children into becoming a genius in class. Not a single parent would tell his/her ward that he was an average in school.

13.Father Xmas are real.
Most kid believe that the story of Santa is real which is a lie.

14.Thunder and lightening strike only when God what to punish an evil person. Kids are generally terrified when lighten struck but parent bestow the lie that a wicked person is struck by lightning

15.Walk gecko is a message from God .
Generally wall gecko are predator to insect, in the olden day parent use this method to kill home insect. And prevent their kids from killing it by telling lie that it is a massager from God.

16.Snail shell bring good luck in business .
Kids are taught to collect snail shell and keep it, that it brings good luck.

17.swallowing Fruit Seed. :Dlolz how possible is it.Sometimes ,I ask myself how I manage to believe that an orange tree will grow in my Stomach if I swallow it seed.

18.Sleep 8hours @ Night .Most adult are still believing this Lie,you want to know why?

Because it is a pretty awesome lie carefully prepare for kids in other for them to go to be early and for adult that likes working late at Night.

N:B If you want to see the Original post with Gif video check below because i actually summarized it here in Nairaland
https://3naija.com/lies-believe-kid-no-10-12-common-among-parent/

Coloradvantage:
say na 3naija... must every blog have naija included? copy cats... naijadis..dot com! naijadatdotcom... thisnaija... bros dem! people visiting ur sites and downloading peoples songs and video wont give you a dime! just find something people like and stick to it... creativity! u can luckily make me click on your blog.. but! if the content is wacky.., u won't see me there again....

please what is my concern with all your sentence abi it essay mtcheew,i think you can go to the media for a job.
what is wrong with what i did.I shared a content i found interesting and you are blabbing about

JaneMafrodite:
If you cant then stop posting, stop advertising this your shitty site here go elsewhere! Okay!.

Or i would call my boy lalasticlala

who is advertising .i saw some post that is worth sharing

actually u have got to check the tweet. the issue was that this Nairaland site does not show/ detect link.it was actually not my fault.just check the link b4 you attack me.

Sorry oo me i cannot copy all the tweet one by one but here is the link to the article

https://3naija.com/35-tweets-of-jacob-zuma-status-in-imo-that-will-make-you-laugh/

No be say to come from ghetto na bad thing even me, I fit testify say na Ghetto I come from.

First of all, E get something wey people for your side go do, your number 6 go tell you say na ghetto dey come from ni.

For those of e na wey they form say e na no knw where ghetto dey for this country (Nigeria). Me I go humbly tell you say “you can LIE for for Africa oo”.

Here now, now I go show you 10 sign wey you go use identify person wey come from ghetto. Me wey write this post, I be half Ghetto, half America.

My papa impregnate my mama for United State. But na ghetto hospital for inside Ajegunle them born me. Na wetin make me be Half Ghetto and half America.

1.Shouting UP NEPA.

Chaii! This one sometimes they make me vex like say tomorrow no they.

In case you never experience am ,go ghetto any time wey NEPA(PHCN)bring Light. Na so everybody go they shout “UP NEPA” like say Nigeria done win World Cup. E come be like say na tradition for ghetto be that o.

2.Courage and Brave. Omo na confirm courage na him ghetto people get.If you get any of your friend wey no they fear to waka(walk) late in the night make you say na ghetto person be that.

Ghetto people no dey even fear police joor but if na army come they go just Humble pass humble smith self.

3.Best Food is Beans and Bread. Awooo!

Apart from say ghetto people love “AGEGE bread” with all their heart. Because of the secret ingredient wey they make the bread belle full person. Majority of ghetto people best food na Bread and beans especially “Agony Beans”.so next time use this, identify them too.

4.Trek 4 Africa. No be say to enter car and bike na him be war oo but ghetto people just like to trek. Them fit dey go C.M.S from Orile. They go tell you say na just 45 minute walk exercise be that one.

5.Okrika na Original.

Only a ghetto sombori go tell you say na “Mumu dey go they go boutique”. One of the major signs to identify ghetto person na with the Okrika cloth wey him wear for body. And the truth come be say na ladies they buy as am pass.

6.Football as best sport. How you go expect a person from ghetto make him best sport na swimming, where him see swimming pool abi how you expect am to say him best sport na Hockey. Say him even know wetin be Hockey self. Na him normal street soccer him know na.

7. Eat while walking. One of the way to sharperly spot somebody, from ghetto na say he/she dey like to eat something as them they waka for road. Whether na puff-puff, Oofio or groundnut they go dey eat am for road.

8.Prefer Pidgin Language. Make I write this sign for English.

It not as if a ghetto person does not know to speak good English but it is because speaking English sounds too officially or too serious to the speaker himself.

Therefore ,if you have that friend that will always prefer pidgin Language to English it a sign that he/she is from ghetto.

9.Prefer Second hand (London used) product.

The same love wey ghetto people get for Okrika product na him they share give London used product. They believe say London used product they strong pass new one and because him they cheaper. If your friend like Second hand product well-well just know say na one of ghetto sign be that.

10.Drop dirty anyhow. 75% of ghetto people go chop something finish come throw away the pack for ground. No be say they no know where dust bin/recycle bin dey but na how most people they run things for ghetto.

Hence , if you notice 5-10 of this sign for any of your friend habit just know say na Confirm ghetto be that person.
s.

source : https://3naija.com/10-ultimate-signs-you-are-from-ghetto/

1. Always call before
visiting.
*
2. Kindly remove your
shoes before entering
ones house, you dont
clean it.
*
3. If you're from the
rural, kindly carry some
chicken, fish, beans or
other products. Cost of
living is high.
*
4. If in the same city,
try visiting after meal
times, observe family
budget.
*
5. If whoever you want
isn't in, go back...stop
entertaining the spouse
or the maid.
*
6. If you must go for a
long call, kindly flush
and leave the loo as
clean as you found it.
*
7. Visit on your own,
don't carry groups to
someone's house.
*
8. Take your
complicated nonsense
far away... I don't eat
red fish, I'm allergic to
starch etc. No one
forced you here.
*
9. If you're an overnight
guest...you must bathe.
*
10. If you have a
running stomach... stay
in your house.
*
11. Cease all stupid
questions like...have you
completed mortgage, is
that your landlord, how
much was this carpet.
*
12. When serving food
do not overload, you're
not the only hungry
soul.
*
13. Don't confuse the
household claiming
you're full and satisfied
and can only taste a
bit... and end up tasting
four full bowls.
*
14. As much as possible
invite your host to your
home as well.
*
15. Don't start haggling
for the remote with
your hosts kids. That's
their home.
*
16. If your host assists
you with an umbrella,
raincoat or flashlight...ki
ndly return promptly
with gratitude. Do not
keep.
*
17. When visiting a
household with kids.
Kindly carry for them
some biscuits, sweets
etc. These are proper
manners.
*
18. If you do breakfast
with your host, try your
utmost best, not to do
lunch, as well. They
don't offer food relief.
*
19. If you're staying for
overnight, you dont
have to embarrass
everyone by washing
your underwear and
hanging it like a flag in,
awkward places...
simply Rewind it until
you get to your home.
*
20. Ensure that you help
around. Dont wait for
everything to be done
for you.

If you don't agree with any of the rule please indicate........lol .

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Some girls sabie do wayo-wayo especially if she wan hide her boyfriend status. Trust me, no matter wetin you do, you no fit find out... But Now, I go show you 7 Easy Ways To Spot Ladies Wey No Get Boyfriends. So just take a deep breath, relax wella and enjoy the reading.

• SOCIAL MEDIA ALL THE TIME:



You fit spot them very easily 24/7 all the time for facebook, instagram, snapchat and other echeteram echeteram social media platform. You go see them for abnormal time giving piece of relationship advice to other ladies, when obviously na them need the advice pass.

• JESUS CHRIST NUMBER ONE PADDY: To be born again christian no be bad thing but getting married to Jesus because you no get boyfriend? Na that one bad pass.

Babes wey no get boyfriends go just turn STUDENT UNION (S.U) overnight and on all occasion, you go spot them dey wear skirt and blouse and shoulder pads wey long pass 100km.

Since every effort to get ordinary boyfriend don fail them, dem no get any option than to become Jesus Christ paddy, carry evangelism tracts and dress like people grandmama. You go see about 50 pictures of Jesus Christ for their rooms.

• FLIRT ZONE: No too much talk for this one jaaare. Girls wey get bobo and wey dey very happy for their relationship under normal circumstance no dey "too" follow guys upandan too much as opposed to ladies wey dey single and searching. Dem fit flex anyhow to any extent. Kiss and sexually play with any guy because dem no get boyfriend.

CHECK OUT 5 Category of Babes Wey You Go Meet For Lagos Mall(Pidgin Version)



• SOCIALLY ISOLATED: Another easy way to spot babes wey no get boyfriends na say she sabie go out with her friends wey get boyfriends to club or bar and when the DJ play gbedu and everybody dey enjoy so much fun of their life with their man, she go just siddon dey watch or perhaps be the one wey go dey snap all the pictures of that day

• WEIRD SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATE: Anytime you see statuses for their respective social media platforms like "I don't reply mails" OR "Single is the new bae" OR "Being single rocks" OR "In love with Jesus" OR "Guys are only after sex" OR "I'm every man's dream... self love" just know say no man get their time.

Dem no get even an iota of hope for boyfriend. Dem sabie form one kind classy, porsche and expensive babe by updating all sort of status for social media platforms. They are quick to say "men are dogs" just to give people the impression say guys wey dey pursue them too much for their backside. Most of them no dey happy with their relationship status even though dem no go ever agree to admit am.

Somehow somehow shaaa, i no too blame them because for some reason, dem don become victims of "chop and clean mouth" by guys wey no get mercy; so because of that, them don place stereotypical beliefs by tagging all men wey come their way as dogs.

• BACKSIDES/BOOBS AS DISPLAYED PICTURES (DP)

Furthermore, another simple way to know girl wey no get boyfriend and wey no get any other thing to offer na to attract or present their big bakassi and boobs as displayed picture (DP) just to trap men down. You fit spot them easily on instagram, snapchat etc. If you go dey believe them, na your own cup of tea because most of them no get at all.

• PARADE UP AND DOWN: Them sabie waka upandan unnecessarily when them see fine, cute, attractive guys around; adjusting the straps of their bras just to look sexually appealing so that guys go fit develop interest for them. Na another easy way to spot babes without boyfriend be that.

BUT come to think of it, E still fit be say some of them no really want a guy in their life shaaa.

No be say guys no dey come but probably dem don dey too tired of the drama wey come with the relationship

Make we leave keypad jaare. You fit blast us with your contribution for the comment section. We love una still

See original post here https://3naija.com/7-easy-ways-spot-ladies-wey-no-get-boyfriends/

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i dont think so

What if there is a particular pill that you can take and “boom” it literally install all relationship advice and tips into your brain.

How much will you be willing to pay for a drug that gives your brain muscles the attitude and characteristic every ladies are always in search for, in their potential Relationship partner.

John Gray author of Men are from Mars ,Woman are from Venus quoted

“When a man can listen to a woman’s feelings without getting angry and frustrated, he gives her a wonderful gift.He makes it safe for her to express herself.
The more she is able to express herself, the more she feels heard and understood, and the more she is able to give a man the loving trust, acceptance, appreciation, admiration, approval, and encouragement that he needs.”



I would have thought my friend in College had the perfect relationship ever not until his girlfriend broke up with just few days to prom night. Although till today, it would still be unclear to me if she had not brief me on why she had to break up with him.

Many relationship would have been save if the male is able to understand what a Lady hate in a relationship.
Well,that pill is actually yours today all for free!!!

Free

Yes,I meant it ALL FOR FREE.

Maybe you will still be dating her if she had share with you what she hate in her relationship with you. But please Stop blaming yourself for your past mistake in relationship,.

Here are relationship advice to help you understand what a woman hate in relationship

Insecurity: Jessica Dawson asked a question “Are insecured men worth Dating?”(please let me know in the comment below)


For some reason, Ladies do not like a guy that is timid,shy,worth of all “Insecured”.they are always in search of a person who is more confident,bold and secure.

The desire for a guy that is not insecure is as a result of Insecurity that Ladies face.

Why are Ladies so Insecure?
(continue Reading)

https://3naija.com/relationship-advice-what-women-hate-in-a-relationship/

have you guys seen the new comedy cartoon by ajebo.that guy is xo hillarious
here is the link http://3naija.com/ajebo-vs-kpako-concentration-game/ i think he just posted it this week

somtims oo

na back sure pass 4 me oo xo somtym i no go pay ni lol

guy i just say make i share wetin my eyes c 4 one site ni o

There is no chill in public transportation. You'll certainly jam people with unusual character. Strange attitude of all sort take place in Lagos danfo buses; Some may make you laugh your head off while others can give rise to irritation or annoyance. Well, Cheekah Suave, Entertainment Reporter identifies these crazy activities as he explains things we go through when using public transport in Lagos, the centre of excellence. Need I say "the centre of hustle". Enjoy!



•Ehen! Wait fess, Why do people sitting in front seats of commercial buses act like VVIP passengers? Ayam not understanding. They just siddon there forming ogaboss Anyway, Sitting in front in a public vehicle is bae, cos you don't have to keep shifting and adjusting for other people, no one gets to step on you mistakenly, and the best part is you enjoy 'unlimited fresh breeze' especially when there's traffic

•You'll meet the ones that shout at the top of their voices, making fake phone calls just to impress ladies wey no send them with their Techno phantom pad after paying her T-fare. And there's the other one trying to flaunt an SMS of a decade ago when he was being paid 140k by MMM all to please one girl that doesn't give a damn about them in a yellow and black bus.

•I get so pained when seated in a bus and the man beside you starts playing music in max volume with his phones. Please, nobody needs a Disc Jockey in the bus where there are lots of gbedu places in Lagos to dance your 'shakiti bobo' well.. And there is the other man on your left hand side who's busy playing candy crush or asphalt using his China phone that has no name to disturb everyone by tilting it upandan from left to right!

•You'll also the meet the one that carries her 6 school sheedren + One pikin for her back and can't control their kids. They pay for just one seat while for the other passenger it automatically becomes their responsibility to 'lap' the remaining 5 children Just keep your polish inside your bag 'cos before you get to your destination, your shoe has turn (continue reading here)http://3naija.com/5-bad-habits-people-do-in-moluedanfo-buses/

All Rights Reserved, Cheekah Suave

this ladies are everywhere in the country

Lagos na the place where you go meet different people with orishirishi lifestyle. And ladies no dey carry last when dem visit the mall.

1. The Picture Dem Gang

These ones dey enta mall only just to take picture ‘chakam’. Selfies for toilet, restaurant, inside boutique, for studio or any place wey make sense well. So that dem go fit show all their paddy dem for social media.

2. The wannabes Gang

These ones dey enta mall just to form fake accent (Like say na dem sabie speak English pass). Their main objective na to enter mall for impression. And them sabie price? Asin they can so price for Africa. Ehen! Again, dem be oga kpata kpata for window shopping. I give them hand for forming

3. The Official Gang

Awon eleyi, their parents dey get money wella. You no fit see them for everywhere. Anytime dem enter mall, no be for joke, Na for serious business. Maybe to go watch cinema feem! Buy food items, yarn with their frenz, hookup with fresh guys, eat point n kill or take confam expensive drinks to step the thing down.

4. The noise maker Gang

These special type of babes sabie make noise? Na so so talku-talku for mall. Dem go shout/scream when dem just see celebrity for inside mall. When dem dey chop, dem dey disturb, even when people dey watch cinema, dem dey disturb too much. Dem too like ‘notice me’

5.The ‘wakapass’ Gang

These gehz can so dress up, their makeup na die! English people go say “they always look all glammed up” but their wahala is dem sabie waka-waka too much for inside mall, except if one guy wan pay their bills, ask for their contact or wan drop them off with him car. Them go waka from morning till evening until person go come toast them

All Rights Reserved,@ Cheekah Suave more of this from 3naija.com