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RomanceRe: Some Ladies And Long Throat by synoble(m): 3:13pm On Dec 14, 2014
ladies can be so funny...
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Emotional Speech @APC National Convention by synoble(m): 8:46pm On Dec 11, 2014
Ninapha:
As a Nigerian I love Bahari's speech and salute his courage.

Orators are born to lift souls with their speeches but Performers are born to build on the speeches of the orators. They speak less fantastically but talk with their achievements.

Bahari is the orator.
Jonathan is the performer!

Ride on Jonathan u are the man.
another warped mentality
EducationRe: OAU Graduates 127 First Class Holders by synoble(m): 3:03pm On Dec 10, 2014
Davo93:
http://www.oaupeeps.com/2014/12/oau-graduates-127-first-class-holders.html
universities...dishing out first class
oau shld be exceptional tho.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Big Question For Y'all. by synoble(op):
lomprico:
Which angels?
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Nairaland GeneralA Big Question For Y'all. by synoble(op):
....................disregard.......this is no longer expected to be a topic
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by synoble(m): 12:10pm On Dec 04, 2014
great freshers....u r welcome to d land of futa
im a 300 level mining engineering student of futa
nd all intending freshers can join me on wassap for enlightment nd informations about the dept.
whatsapp-- 08186798622
2go- synoble.
God bless u.
welcome once again..
RomanceRe: Should I Have Sold My Virginity For N600,000? by synoble(m): 11:20am On Dec 02, 2014
Lacomus:
Forget about the money at most you still have your self respect, good girls will surely meet good men.
story for the gods
LiteratureRe: Being Alicia: A Short Tale But Not By Moonlight by synoble(m): 12:45pm On Dec 01, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:

Alicia a young beautiful girl, admired by all, sought by many but separated from all by a bad temper was in her mid twenties with a successful career with a bank. She was so focused on her job she hardly had time for fun. She usually took out time on weekends to go swimming but she never missed her Sunday night barbecue at Chris lane hotels‎ and bar.



Just like every young graduate, the thought of starting life after school always kept Frederick up late at night. He was not the "every lady's man" but he sure had the brains of a genius. Frederick was good at almost everything he laid his hands on but never found the words around the ladies. He once fancied a girl he often saw around his faculty while in school but he never had the courage to face her with his intentions.‎ 
Two(2) days after his POP(passing out parade), Frederick was offered a job with an oil company. His Joy knew no bounds, this was a dream come true for him as his dream of working as a drilling engineer had come to pass.




Frederick was so addicted to the Internet that he was often engrossed with his tab even while at the table. On this faithful Tuesday afternoon while stepping out of the office to inspect a site, he was too engrossed with his phone he didn't see the person in front of him till he pumped into a lady walking towards her car. He could not hide his disbelief when he saw the face of the pretty lady standing in front of him. A lady he had facied for so long, a lady he loved in silence, a lady he had wanted for himself. 
He was so dumbfounded he barely said a word but just kept smiling. You should pay more attention to where you are headed next time. The sound of Alicia's voice jerked Frederick back to present day. I'm so sorry was all he could say as he handed her his card and insisted she gave him hers too.



As Alicia lay in bed that evening trying to rest she got a call. She wondered who could be calling her at that time but when she heard the voice at the other end she recollected the voice from her afternoon encounter. It was a brief call and they agreed to meet for lunch over the weekend. 
The week seemed slow for Frederick but eventually the weekend came. It was a lovely meeting as it gave him a chance to express how he felt about Alicia.



Days passed, weeks passed and months went by and Alicia and Frederick got really close and intimate. Alicia went home to joyfully tell her parents how she had met "Mr right". 
A year later, Frederick lost his job due to. Some financial crisis faced by his company while Alicia had been promoted to the position of branch manager.



Alicia was so in love nothing else mattered but Frederick's happiness. She then took Frederick as her sole responsibility. She paid his rent, clothed him and even gave him a large part of her savings to start up something when it seemed nothing was ‎working out which he promised to return when he got back on his feet.

Two months later, as she stood in front of her house trying to get to the nearest atm she was approached by a young, pretty lady.
"Good evening" Alicia heard d woman say to her but she wasn't sure where she had met or if she knew the lady talking to her.
"I'm sorry to disturb you, my name is Bunmi and I have been trying to get a hold of you for so long".

How may I help you Alicia replied....... "I have only come to tell you to leave my man else you will be in soup".

"Excuse me! You must be mistaking" Alicia said.
I am not mistaking Bunmi replied. Just leave Frederick alone so he can concentrate on his life and struggle.
Alicia was shocked. 
 ‎At if that blow wasn't hard enough, Bunmi went on...... Frederick has placed a ring on my finger, I spend most of the holidays at his family house. I would have left Frederick alone if not for the multiple abortions I have committed for him.




Two(2) days later Alicia wakes up in th hospital. She kept screaming "Call Frederick! I have to see Frederick".‎
Eventually a call‎ was put through to Frederick: on hearing Alicia voice, all Frederick said was "Alicia I know you are a very nice person, it's a pity you are so naive. Please don't every call me again. I love Bunmi and she is my life. Allow us live happily and then the line went blank.


Alicia dropped the phone and wept bitterly. 








BEING ALICIA WHAT WOULD YOU DOhuh
WOULD YOU FORGIVE FREDERICK? 
WOULD YOU EVER ASK HIM FOR YOUR MONEY?
BEING ALICIA WHAT WOULD THE WORD "LOVE" MEANhuh

in france where i stay....alicia go don gun fredrick down tay tay.
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by synoble(m): 11:48am On Nov 24, 2014
twerkjack:
Ħ☺Ɯ is the above mentioned passed as confusion. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think this post and the poster should be eliminated. Sometimes ȋ̝̊̅̄
See this forum as a chance given to lunatics to come and type rubbish. Get over ur own confusion and stupidity first before u come here to xhibit ur ****#i reserve ma comment.
truth dey pain person ooo
....see as u dey lament...eeyah....i feel ya pain
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by synoble(m): 11:46am On Nov 24, 2014
tosyne2much:
Who is this bush girl ? Must you show to us that you are confused

Btw, were you taught in your sch that Sunday is a working day ? **shm**
local babe.....may b na ashawo she dey do for sundays na y......
HealthRe: Bathing With Sponges & Without Sponges. by synoble(m): 11:32am On Nov 24, 2014
UjSizzle:
I prefer using a soft cloth to wash off dirt on my skin (when I love to pamper myself tongue). But there are times like the one we're currently facing, when the weather is so darn hot you just gotta scrub hard with a sponge.

My routine: Sponge in the evening. Soap in the morning.
Soft abrasive cloth for my face every evening (to get rid of dead cells) and body scrub twice a month.

I know say my wahala too much, but I love my skin too much kiss grin
still u dey ooze ....nawa oo grin
UjSizzle:
I prefer using a soft cloth to wash off dirt on my skin (when I love to pamper myself tongue). But there are times like the one we're currently facing, when the weather is so darn hot you just gotta scrub hard with a sponge.

My routine: Sponge in the evening. Soap in the morning.
Soft abrasive cloth for my face every evening (to get rid of dead cells) and body scrub twice a month.

I know say my wahala too much, but I love my skin too much kiss grin
still u dey ooze ....nawa oo
HealthRe: Bathing With Sponges & Without Sponges. by synoble(m): 11:28am On Nov 24, 2014
grin grin
Nwogeh:
i use sponge in the night after work but only soap in the morning while preparing 4work
ar u a mechanic or bricklayer....no quote me oo na question i ask...bt i no nid ansa oo grin
Nwogeh:
i use sponge in the night after work but only soap in the morning while preparing 4work
ar u a mechanic or bricklayer....no quote me oo na question i ask...bt i no nid ansa oo
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: UNICAL Lecturer, Chris Otu Stabbed Student’s Eye With Car Key. by synoble(m): 1:40pm On Nov 22, 2014
StevinMorgan:
UNICAL, University Of Calabar Student Stabbed By Lecturer, Prof Chris Otu, A Former Cultist

huh A wicked lecturer at the Department of Economics in University of Calabar has been fingered as a suspect in a brutal assault case that happened on Friday during lecture.

Mr Chris Otu, a cultist-turned lecturer reportedly attacked his class assistant with his car key yesterday while he was getting ready to teach the students around 12 noon.

The lecturer supposed to start at 10am but he appeared around noon. Upon his arrival the anxious students gathered at CES BUILDING ROOM 7 behind Unical Library for their lecture.

As usual, his class representative took white board markers to him.
According to the students, the lecturer who appeared angry used a book in his hand to hit the student on the head and stabbed him with his car keys before walking him out of the lecture room.

The injured student pictured below was said to have bled profusely as the lecturer who obviously showed no remorse told other students to go and ask around for who he is.

Prof Chris Otuwas said to be a former cultist who lost his eyes during a rival gang war.


After attacking the above student, he told the other students that nobody can do anything to him.

The students brought the case to the media seeking for justice.

Please pass this to friends, let’s get the word out there.


Source-naija gist
wat d hell is dis...nemesis will catch up wit dat lecturer......BASTARD
EducationRe: Tragedy: Fire Razes Adopoly School of Engineering Building (PICS) by synoble(m): 11:52pm On Nov 16, 2014
irunobo2:
MY PUSSSSY IS ITCHING MEsad WHAT CAN I DO TO CURE IThuh
finger yasef endlessly....aunty agbaya....address issues dont digress....
RomanceRe: Gestures That Girlfriends Love. by synoble(m): 11:04pm On Sep 19, 2014
3cycle: I don't like compliments especially one that has to do with my clothes or jewelleries.

I may never have to use them again if you compliment them. Sounds weird but that's me
obviously...u r nt alright dear.....
EducationRe: What Was Your First GPA &now Your Current CGPA by synoble(m): 11:14pm On Aug 18, 2014
hmnn.....mine was 2.96, bt currently on a 3.72..

i rep futa, mining engineering dept.

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