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Anyone going for SINReM here, don't think we'll be needing TOEFL or IELTS as Nigerians here.

Or any other contrary information?

I'll like fellow SINReM applicants to connect with me.

Hello great minds. Please I need access bank recruitment aptitude test past questions.
oluwaseyiadara95@gmail.com is my mail. God bless the sender!

Hello nairaland

Please I have KPMG's IARCS recruitment aptitude test this Saturday.

Please someone should furnish me with past questions on WhatsApp. 08186798622 or email: oluwaseyiadara95@gmail.com

Thanks.
God bless the giver

Hmnn...now i believe a bit of palmistry

Guys check that little finger, this Mr P has conman tendencies...tendencies to be a cheat...I'm not judging or accusing oo ..just interpreting the bit i know about palmistry!

AmazonTopaz:
Thank you.I tell you the tears of those Brazilians would be sweet.
I can't even wait to see that of luxuryconsult and Bluezy13 on that day.

Lol, Dem sef go cover face in shame na

Hmnn. ..Brazil - Belgium...

Let's watch Neymar cry again .....coutinho and Marcelo tears go sweet like sugar that day...

And Belgium seals the victory.....about 15 seconds to go.....


Wow what a world cup....memorable one.....

ferhyntorlah:
The game is becoming tough.

That's why you like knock out stages.

Emotions will be high.

Please where the referee for this from?

GOAL FOR BELGIUM!

From senegal

Hmnn....and Belgium replies with a goal....Goooooaaaaallllll

here to learn

sophieabou:
hlp us 2 tel dm o,expecially dah apologising part,i 8 a guy proving he's too big 2 apologise,,i av sum1 lyk dat,,try 2 undastnd me nt dah m feeling lyk a princess nd wnt im 2 do d apologising,buh i just lyk simplicity nd dah wil makes me respct u d more! shikenah.

assuming say u even fyn.....u must be UGLI...
U b like tomatoes.....make guy dey apologise giv u
..i no blame u na ur mouth i blame and ur pman wey buy fone giv u.

herald9:
then how much is the school fees?

.100 lvl- 83k9
200 lvl - 13k2
300lvl - 17k7
400lvl - 13k9
500lvl- 13k2.

herald9:
When it comes to extorting money from students... Uniuyo is second to none

Imagine...the acceptance fee for UNICAL is 10k...
UNIUYO is 15k.

Most universities release their second admission list free of charge... but in UNIUYO you've to pay from 1k to 2k according to how late you were.

After you've scaled through this hurdle and finally go for screening... much more surprises awaits you.

This is why I always fantasize becoming a lecturer or working in the university.

These people are unknown business gurus.

futas acceptance fee is
1st list- 30k
suplementary - 60k

2map:
"FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to
Know
If you should ever be forced by a robber to
withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can
notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse.
For example, if your pin number is 1234,
then you would put in 4321.
The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number
is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine. The machine will still give you the money
you requested, but unknown to the robber, the
police will be immediately dispatched to the
location."


My ATM card pin is a palindrome digit, 2002.

buahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahah
rill laffin in swahili .

2map:
"FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to
Know
If you should ever be forced by a robber to
withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can
notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse.
For example, if your pin number is 1234,
then you would put in 4321.
The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number
is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine. The machine will still give you the money
you requested, but unknown to the robber, the
police will be immediately dispatched to the
location."


My ATM card pin is a palindrome digit, 2002.

buahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahah
rill laffin in swahili

@ op, on a more serious note now, u nid an under-study to make u discover his love language, which can be as follows;
- acts of service
- words of affirmation
-gifts
-physical touch
-quality time.
once u get it..den u r gud to go
showing him his love language..is like pointing a green light.

Gosh..see opportunity dis guy dey miss
i pray i see a lady who'll let loose are feelings to me den i'll love her..
iv bin lookin for dis kind of oppurtunity bt im nt gettin any....why..
my advice for u....is dat u open up to d guy, if he is into u, den lucky you bt if otherwise...den pm me pls..i long for dis oppurtunity as i'll love u wit all ma heart..

tosyne2much:
Hahahahahahahahaahahahaha lwkmd lwtmb.. This is hilarious

tosyne2much, pls dont quote me, dats wah i was able to find.....

Virgin guys tend to have a unique
appearance when compared to other
males. They tend to be shorter on
average than non-virgins. More
importantly though, virgins are
universally weak . They have very
little muscle mass and are often weaker
than females. They can be any size but
they are normally skinny little
scrawnbags or they are fat asses . They
also have very small joysticks.

mining female virginity .
She does not need to be beautiful and
sexy. There are some guys out there
desperate enough to have sex with
anything with a vagina on it. (Also,
some guys are into that sort of thing.)
She does not need to be fat and ugly,
either - occasionally you may find a
very attractive girl who regularly
carries Hot Guy Repellent and
does not hesitate to use it, along with
The Look of Doom, which if ignored
will result in a sound slapping.
If a girl is hot, you can almost
guarantee that she is not a virgin
(unless she comes from a religious
family, in which case she may still be
having sex but just say she is a virgin).
Virgin girls are almost always ugly,
but this does not mean that all ugly
chicks are virgins. In fact, the sluttiest
girls tend to be ugly because it is the
only way that guys will pay any
attention to them. Street hookers are
ugly and look at how much sex they
have had. Looks can really only be
used to rule out virginity. Also, most
school girls are virgins, but it depends
on her environments. Unlike hymen
inspection, appearance is only good in
ruling out virginity and is not an
accurate method of testing for it.
Another helpful tip is the color of her
skin. The differences are very subtle,
virgin girls tend to have fairer skin
than non-virgins. The best virgins
have skins that are white as snow.
Once a girl has had sex, however, her
skin becomes just a tiny bit darker,
more tan appearing. This is why white
is the color of chastity, and once a girl
has had sex, she becomes tarnished.

Mologi:
o my GOD...this man is an old man...

mak he no go die....oooo bfor he finishes his tenure(i.e if he win)

another warped mentality
like d presidential sit is for menial jobs, buhari is nt going dere to lift block
get it.

maturity is d key here.....kindly obey the ushers ..bt after takin the seat ...speak ur mind to the usher....