₦airaland Forum

joeace2020:
Are you kidding me? You know so little about the male anatomy.

Ishilove:
'As shared on Twitter' by you. Why did you post it on Twitter then come to Nairaland to post your own tweets? To lend it authenticity?

Even if your tall tale has a modicum of truth in it, that truth has been liberally garnished with salt, pepper and ginger. Jeez

veinless:
cool story. ..so d guy cum cos of ordinarily lapping a girl , not possible man,

RaDaZaBaNa:
Lol..

I knew this will get here ; D ...
It's true though.... Heard about it in school too

BoosBae:
7 guys don turn 6 now now, 1 for front don turn 2 for front? No be only you guys were in a rush, na in a rush hour.

Abeg make we hear better thing.

Who get better story wey get head? Abeg share make I see road, no be this cocck and bull wen dey here

BoosBae:
So because he's fat, he couldn't lap his girlfriend? What happened to staying at the back and lapping his girlfriend, while two or three other guys manage the front seat instead?

Op sorry o, but this your story no get head. To think you put this on Twitter ?? Chaiiii You see your life?

6 guys behind? Na so una dry reach? So 8 people board one cab in your village Op? Are you a Northerner? Lol. Even the northerners don't pack themselves like this in a cab, at least some stay in the boot and driver's seat.

Nawa wetin we no go see for Nairaland. Op I shake my head for you

thesicilian:
So? Fat guys don't have laps?

thesicilian:
The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

Fifthcolumnist:
I know it's hard to control an erection given the circumstances but an ejaculation is not not proper and could have been held back. The guy is a bit of a pervert

Stegomiah:
Not too much big deal He could have waited for another cab or something He's fat, can't sit at the back The gf is obese so can't be lapped in front sit The situation warrants such scenario Maybe he would have preferred his girlfriend lapping the dude then

thesicilian:
The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

pTomz:
I just dey wonder wetin the old man dey show am

Optimusshield:
Our story isn't that you can call natural.
As a Security Officer I get to be so serious almost all the time until I met this Baker I'm making my bride... She makes me blush like kilode.
Love exists and I believe in it.
#OmoAyo2017
Count Down begins

If you in Ilorin, please you are invited oooo
May 20th.

ellahzy:
No, but I can refer you to a place where you can buy enough.

ellahzy:
everybody wan use this BBN matter shine

Olusharp:
Oga wetin happen...why u dey mention me?

Olusharp:
lol.. ,you dey try say I be Newscaster? I go edit am, Alaye unquote the one above....