₦airaland Forum

MTN is as corrupt as APC, they now send some of those messages in form of flash message. U can subscribe to them if u swipe ur screen in the wrong way.
My Rev Father called me yesterday and said that I hv fallen in faith.
I was like:
"Haba, what did I do this time around? "
" Why are you using the song 'Ukwu' as your caller tune? So you didn't see other Christian music abi? Your NFCS president must hear this. "
Heaven will bear me witness that I didn't purchase any RBT, MTN e no go beta for una!
IDIOTS!

As deluded as his boss, spits on picture and walks away.

NgeneUkwenu:
This is Nigeria. Ndigbo are Nigerians. They are happy to be Nigerians. They are at home across Nigeria. We must not allow these misguided and brainwashed few to disturb the peace of the nation. We must therefore, crush this pimple before it becomes a tumour.

Are you sane at all? How can you force a man to stay in a place against his will? Your stupidity sinks to the high heavens.

pat077:
why not.

Bro, simpleserver doesn't work in mine, how can I fix it? I have even tried connecting it to a wifi, it doesn't still read.

Pls how can I make the mtn bblite cheat to work in d phone? My simpleserver doesn't even read when connected through wifi.

OP, do u make use of your brain at all?
It isn't a matter of christains worshipping on Sunday, even if christains shift their day of worship to Monday, the weekend holidays will still stand.
It's just a coincidence dt we worship in the weekend.
Besides, most muslims that are civil servants observe half-day on Fridays. Most of them aren't complaining so who are you to complain??

Kranium:
It's the difference between a used 2015 vehicle and a used 2005 vehicle.
Surely there is a difference.

A used product, rated at 10/10 is very different from same used product rated 6/10.

I hope you understand now.

That doesn't stop it from being a used product.

OP, what's the difference between an almost new and a used product?

Go back to rearing of cows, you don't have anything to do with a phone, android for that matter.

Why do Nigerian youth fight for politicians that don't know wof their existence?
Some people are stupid!

RHP:
So all these "rich" Nigerians cant think of how to invest here. Rather they take the moneies to other countries...smh

Did you really read what the OP posted?
BTW,the word "MONEIES" don't exist ok?Don't make that mistake again.

I make use of petrol since kerosine is expensive nowadays.

When two thieves fight,who suffers?

Lies,silly blogger.

coolitempa:
Haaaaa....definitely a post by anoda flattie...... ..........only dem cannot tell the difference between l and r........ .....when d time is right....we will know how to fish them out.......

Lol,is the Ofe Nmanu still affecting ur brain?Ehyaa...get well soon.

Chidexter:
hahahaha!.
True talk, and they cant even afford one cup of cement.

Lol

Francis5:
Hehehe! We keep discovering ourselves: Igbo kwenu oh!!!

Shiiiii,say it quietly or the likes of kestolove95 will die of heart attact...

Chidexter:
nna i think they arent talking about poverty, its simply the risk involved in gaining access to the house.

Yea,but most of them will climb it willingly if 1 million naira is kept there.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]All crap and bullshit formulated by Christians to cage young people.

Nothing like any fuçking spirit following you after de flowering a girl.

Mtchew! [/color]

Are you a christain?

See them,are you after his heart or his pocket?

Gold diggers...

Buhari should ask the Nigerian ambassador to Lebanon,they are all muslims.I won't be surprised if they find out he was given a visa on the order of the ambassador.

She told me that I'm the Maggi in her tea and the salt in her pap...

I would love to ban Seun and Lalasticlala for 8 years....

LMAO

We all know that,anyother thing?

Lol,the guy be like:
"Babe,you are the only one"

These Cutlasses aint loyal....

ladyF:
Hmm which one am I?

If Seun do pay us for being the FTC,you would have been a rich boy/girl by now.

OP,I read it to the end,does that makes a NERD?
Nonsense,I believe that it's rare to find nerds in this part of the world because of our way of life.