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Better shit neva hold the guy.

Where is the orientation??

William Cowper - "Variety's the very spice of life, that gives it all it's flavour."

pretydiva:
Wat is stylish in dis photo nau

Fear bloggers

BoleynDynaSTY:
I envy this folks.

What do you envy about them? 2face's numerous baby mama or Annie's ugly face and below average acting skills?

Like if you haven't seen the bitch called Maima in the pics

ourchoice:
Are u for real Even if your enemy tells u good morning, courtesy demands that u reply him/her with: good morning or at worst, morning.

It has really gone so bad, ladies are becoming something else by the day, and when those men they feel deserve their love and respect treat them with disrespect, they start to cry fowl....karma is real.

God will forgive them sha because most ladies don't know what they are doing

It ain't their fault. It's not easy to think with a brain that is full of shawarma.
Even the ugly and saucy ones think they should be given a special treatment by men.
Nkita rachakwa unu ike! Ndi ara.

I'm sure it didn't happen in real life. Some random guy planned it with a girl and took a screenshot of it.

Lol, OP how did you compile the list?
Were you present when they searched it or is it from your personal experience?

Lol, that guy perfectly shows the mindset of Nigerians. We all want to leave this sh!t hole.
I don't blame him sha.

LeksideOLM:
My GF of about 8 month request to break. She accused me of unseriousness with her.
After much pleading, i also decided to free her. So i asked her if we can have the last sex together.

Pls is anything wrong with my request?

So you can't live without sex?

Keep on burning your lungs dude, it's your life to live.

Vivly:
Ehya. Same to you. They're just concluding miss Ohafia.

I raa achi?

Yawns, OP, tell me a better story please.

Raymondenyi:
that's old testament...

Is the law you quoted not an old testament law?

Raymondenyi:
"Thou shall not make thee any griven image. Or any likeness of any kind; for I the lord I'm a jealous God"

What are the ark of covenant and the bronze snake made by Moses?

madjnr:
Biafra when Anambra will not marry Imo, you ask for Biafra when Nsukka people are seen as third class Igbo people, you want Biafra yet Abakaliki people are not seen as humans amongst several Igbo people, you want Biafra yet discriminate amongst catholic and Anglicans

Can I ask you a question please?

madjnr:
The argument biafrans are making does not hold water, who should they blame for their misfortunes? is it not the previous governors did they (governors) ever say that they did not recieve allocation from FG please where is that money today? Instead of us to protest about the bad roads, poor state of infrstructures in the South East instead they are chanting Biafra or death like if death comes today they'll wait. They should go and read about the war Ojukwu fought for a good cause because of the progrom that took place in the North he even tried to prevent the war by saying let the Igbos not retaliate against the Northerners who were living in the East but now IPOB have soiled the name of Ojukwu what he stood for, funny enough Ojukwu never associated himself with MASSOB when he was alive he contested for the governorship in Anambra no one voted him instead they voted Jim Nwobodo who did not fight for them now they are chanting Biafra. I'm sure Ojukwu would be embarrassed because how they've soiled his good name that was how one guy was saying Ojuwku, Mandela, Ghandi and Nnamdi Kanu are equal very soon he'll soon say Martin Luther King is also in the same category

Those biafrans saying Nigeria is a failed state should know that

...As of today, Nigeria is solidly the largest economy in Africa (Wikipedia). I don't know where u got your fake information from.
Statistics: GDP $574 billion (nominal; 2015)
$1.109 trillion (PPP; 2015)
[GDP rank21st (nominal) / 20th (PPP)
GDP growth 9.19% (if u understand these figures you will start clapping)
In education, remember you said since 1960..and I'm asking which country's education produced Chike Obi,Wole Soyinka,Philip Emeagwali,Dora Akunyili, Chinua Achebe etc and other internationally acclaimed professionals?
NIGERIA has over 40 thousand medical doctors in the US as of 2003! Even more now. The same across the world. It was from Nigeria educational system. It is not as it used to be but it's part of history n achievements.
They all schooled in NIGERIA!!
In Sports, you don't need to be told about our mark in Africa n the whole world. And please,don't ever compare SA to Nigeria in football. FIFA ranking or not SA has never beaten nig in any competitive competition. They are our wives.
And I'm proud to be a Nigerian anywhere anytime! I've achieved so much . I'm not ungrateful.

Can I ask you a question please?

GLO sucks, it's as slow as Mikel obi.
My downloading speed is currently 12kb/s with 3G.
WTF??

lalasticlala:
https://www.nairaland.com/2771921/six-reasons-why-youths-port

Check out this thread please.
https://www.nairaland.com/2757708/wonderful-pictorial-illusion

Has anybody been short listed?

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KashyBaby:
Well since I'm single, I can't have this everyday but I think using a dummy everyday will give same benefits & it's more safe than using a joystick that u don't know where did he stick it while ur gone jk.

A nigga spotted.

OP, why does Biafra give you nightmare?
We don't need the lands of the Ijaws, Efiks and Ibibios. We only need that of our Igbo brothers in the south south. Get that into your thick skull.

I don't know why Biafra gives you guys heart attack, naxo Igbos dy important reach?

Pls,be polite with your advice.

Lol, impossible.

What kind of useless thread is this?

Those that think with it can't do without it.

OP, God is soaking your cane in hot oil.
Saying no to premarital sex gives me a clear conscience, that alone is better than all those jargon you wrote there.

Don't take a life you can't create, what did you think would happen when you were nyashing her without condom? When you were in 3rd heaven, you didn't remember nairaland, you guys only remember us when you are on your way to hell.
I'm sure you were even shouting the name of Jesus when you climaxed.
Congrats bro, remember to invite us to the child naming ceremony.

star141:
What does your height/husband have 2do with future kids?. I don't think it works that way.

Height is a combination of the parent's genes. That's why she said that.
Both parties have a role to play in the determination of the child's height.