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CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Says Of All Things,kanye Likes Her A.S.S.H.O.L.E by Syphax(m): 10:48am On Feb 21, 2015
Kids! undecided
PoliticsRe: You Will Never See This Kind Of February In Your Calendar Again.(pic) by Syphax(m): 10:45am On Feb 21, 2015
Ok,OP we'v noticed you.NEXT!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: What's That One Transgression U Can't Forgive Wen D 1 U Like commits by Syphax(m): 10:34am On Feb 21, 2015
alberto2k:
I forgive everything but I don't forget some

If God can forgive us, who am I to hold grudges with another being

My Opinion tho smiley
Yea,I'm also a christain.

Slap me,I will forgive you.

Kick me,I will forgive you.

Insult me,I will forgive you.

Play away match,I will forgive you.

Steal my money,I will forgive you.


Touch my mother,I will forgive you and then




kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Syphax(m): 10:24am On Feb 21, 2015
naijaboiy:
Yes Boss grin
Yes Sir! grin
RomanceRe: Your Opinion About The Symbolism Of This Pic by Syphax(m): 10:23am On Feb 21, 2015
baffah96:
Department of social or securityhuh What's the meaning of DSShuh
Department Of Self Service
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Think When You're On Top by Syphax(m): 10:14am On Feb 21, 2015
Maamin:
#1 "What is she gonna do?"
Anticipation jiggles through the guys' mind when you choose to take control.

#2 "GET UP THERE!"
Once your clothes hit the floor, instantly your guy is thinking, "Is she gonna get on top?" Missionary or cowgirl...guys *love* when you're on top. Leg workout anyone?

#3 "I hope she takes off her shirt."
Because it's no fun when a guy can't play. Wink, wink!

#4 "Please, handle with care!"
You know how us girls are! When we're in control, anything can happen. And the same goes for when we're controlling a man's joystick.

#5 "I can't wait to go grab a beer!"
What a d*ck! But hey, guys will be guys and it's no different when you're riding his hammer.

#6 "What should I do with my hands?"
It's like ... how long can a guy touch your bouncing b00bs or b00ty before he gets bored of it, right?!

#7 "Why is she going around in circles on my dong?"
BECAUSE IT FEELS AMAZING. That's why.

#8 "So wait. Did you orgasm?"
"No. I was just screaming and moaning because I can't take dead silence during sex. What do you think!?"

#9 "Oh baby..."
"I love when you're on top. You look so good from every angle."

Guys feel free to add what you're thinking...when your gal is on top
Your siggy must be an IRONY because its the exact opposite of your Internet Persona!
RomanceRe: Women And Self-objectification by Syphax(m):
Nneka123:
Damn op! when i saw the title, i had this relieve that someone (well a lady like me) is trying to stand out for ladies who are used or seen

as sex objects in the society, but you just ended up degrading those ladies. well it's your point and your opinion about objectification.
Taisez toi!Mechie Onu!Keep quiet!
RomanceRe: Women And Self-objectification by Syphax(m): 10:09am On Feb 21, 2015
Brugo:
Too much energy. Calm down.

This is how that useless philosophy called feminism starts.
Comot for road jhor,you are one of the guys that believe that women should be trampled upon by men.Is your mum a housewife?Is your wife(?) a housewife?Do their status as housewives make you happy?

You need to be re-orientated!Women aren't an "Object for our sexual satisfaction".

A woman has to stand up for herself,stop calling her a feminist!
RomanceRe: Women And Self-objectification by Syphax(m):
phrancez:
Long epistle of a baseless topic, even the gods won't read through.
There are women who stand out and are outstanding so stop complaining, it every woman's choice.
Yea,its every woman's choice but at times,you don't keep quiet when you see some idiots make the wrong choices.

Some girls don't have good upbringing,its our duty to show them the way.Don't say its none of your business because they might influence your children in future!

When you help others,you are helping yourself!
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Syphax(m): 9:47am On Feb 21, 2015
Funnicator:
you write like one. Plenty plenty grammar.
Woman Wrapper undecided undecided
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Syphax(m): 9:46am On Feb 21, 2015
naijaboiy:
That Number two though!

Very rampant in Higher institutions these days.

A girl will just pack her things and go and live with another guy because he's her boyfriend.

Hmmm,,these couples enjoy almost everything married couples enjoy o.

The boy will provide food stuff,,lie to his parents just to get money to take care of his school wife,,he'll also offer protection&security.

Then the girl will take care of the cooking and the other aspect grin

The only difference with this couple is that they don't and can't have kids. If mistake happens,,the girl aborts and life continues.

When there is a break up,,she packs out and another wife comes in while she looks for another husband to pitch her tent with.

cheesy
.....and the cycle continues. grin
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Syphax(m): 9:44am On Feb 21, 2015
demelza:
For me, its no 3.
I am an introvert and constant interaction with others leaves me very irritated. I need a place where I could retreat and enjoy my privacy, the hostel does not provide that.
9ja niqqaz be like: "I'm also an introvert you know,could we enjoy our privacy together?" grin
PoliticsRe: I’ll Free Lagosians From APC - Jonathan by Syphax(m): 9:39am On Feb 21, 2015
chamboy:
And Jonathan would deliver me From my folishness
FIXED!!!! grin
PoliticsRe: I’ll Free Lagosians From APC - Jonathan by Syphax(m): 9:37am On Feb 21, 2015
LagosBoi2:
Go and free Otueke first

then go and free Okrika

then go and free your wife

Lagos is not Niger Delta

You will learn more about Lagos after the elections
Lol,Tinubu is the Pharoah of our time,I'm suprised you don't know that Lagosians are under bondage!

Robot,your battery no dy finish?
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram In The Sambisa Forest By Make+Receive Call by Syphax(m): 9:33am On Feb 21, 2015
vantage7:
My friend sharrraaap if you don't know what you're talking about.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2021942_19872524page001a_jpega34173a30db6ebb848cb676544707b4e
Where is the link to this pics?
PoliticsRe: See What The Almajiris In Nigeria Said About Goodluck Jonathan (READ) by Syphax(m): 9:24am On Feb 21, 2015
LagosBoi2:
what i think?

I think Jonathan is a scam

I think ''I had no shoes'' was a scam

I think we need CHANGE

I think we need BUHARI

#IN BUHARI WE TRUST#
Robot!You guys are allergic to good deeds,your type sucks.

"Spits on APC supporters and walks away with shoulder held high."
PoliticsRe: RE: Spot The Difference Buhari’s UK Trip ;PDP Lies Busted Again . Pictures. by Syphax(m): 9:20am On Feb 21, 2015
kestolove95:
We shud not forgt. Dat. Dix buhari u people ar. Wishin death is sumbodis father o..how will u feel if sumbody wish ur dad death?
Sai buhari no matter wat...tinz. must change
Keep on shouting "Sai Buhari" like a programmed robot.

Your shouts won't change the fact that Buhari is in UK for cancer treatment,it remains so till its proven otherwise.



BTW,your english can raise Lucky Dube from the grave.Its seems like you are a victim of the mass illiteracy in the north,Goodluck has built Almajiri schools for you guys,go to school and stop shouting "Sai Buhari".
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram In The Sambisa Forest By Make+Receive Call by Syphax(m): 9:00am On Feb 21, 2015
LagosBoi2:
I wish them well

Buhari is coming to motivate them

#IN BUHARI WE TRUST#
You guys are pathetic,Buhari that couldn't equip the army during his regime.The lack of weaponry in the Nigerian army was caused by Buhari and fellow Fulani general who refused to equip the army.So quit saying that!
Forum GamesRe: ..............brain Teaser.......test Your Sense Of Reasoning..(photo) by Syphax(m): 2:05pm On Feb 16, 2015
Since no new match stick is added,she removed a match stick from "O" and added it to the "L" at the end to form "U".The "O" is now left with 3 match sticks with which she used to form "A".

Therefore,she wrote "HATE U"
RomanceRe: Open Letter; Declaring My Love For Claireshan1 by Syphax(m): 8:21am On Feb 04, 2015
zick19:
Abeg, which work dey pay money this days jhare?
[color=#000000]Politrick does grin [/color]
PoliticsChanging The Mentality Of Africans by Syphax(op):
*******
Nairaland GeneralWhat Would You Do? by Syphax(op): 4:16pm On Jan 13, 2015
You are in a public toilet,you realize there is no tissue so you searched your pocket and found a N1000 note and a $100US note,you then turned around and u saw an old bible.
Please be sincere,which of them would you use??
PoliticsRe: Eldeethedon Goes Hard On Jonathan, Says His Govt Reeks Of Lies, Corruption And I by Syphax(m): 5:58pm On Jan 02, 2015
Please mek federa goverment look at these issue of costom chargin n taskin pplz goods wee no worth d kinn money wee dem de charged ........wen wl we eva record corruption free in our dear country nigeria
PropertiesRe: Chelsea Estate In Ajah Lagos: John Mikel Obi Is Building It... by Syphax(m):
englishmart:
he shouldn't be in s hurry to showcase his sycophancy. He's not even a legend in Chelsea.

Drogba, lampard, Zola, terry and Di matteo who are Chelsea well known legends didn't plan/build a house and name if after Chelsea.

Meanwhile, whether or not he names it Chelsea or even Abrahimovic, he's leaving by January.
Ajebutter,Busybody.

Its high time we Nigerians started minding our business.
You've no right to criticize him in any capacity,its his money and not yours.

Just like a man once said "Minding your own business eliminates half of the problems in your life".

Haters are liable to die young.

Get a life dude,quit hating.



cramjones:
Mikel see what your coaches are saying about your president. Is it fair?

-CramJones
Bro,this is getting out of hand.

Are you really sane?

Well to do Nairalanders should contribute money lets send this Nigga to Yabaleft.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Crazy Places On Earth You Won't Believe Are NOT Photoshopped by Syphax(m): 10:49am On Dec 29, 2014
[color=#000000]And some peepz will say that God doesn't exist,SMH.[/color]
EducationRe: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Syphax(m): 8:35am On Dec 29, 2014
tosyne2much:
No vex bro
smiley We are cool.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Back! by Syphax(op): 8:26am On Dec 29, 2014
FrancisTony:
Your former moniker?
[color=#000000]Mikeson12[/color]
EducationRe: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Syphax(m): 8:22am On Dec 29, 2014
[color=#000000]This Tossyne2much's ten types thread is getting stale.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Don’t Abandon My Husband, Patience Jonathan Begs Voters by Syphax(m): 8:17am On Dec 29, 2014
[color=#000000]OP,you smoke ni?I didn't see the words "Don't Abandon My Huband" in the statement she made,or are my eyes deceiving me?


Don't woryy ma,me and my entire family are going to vote for your husband.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Onitsha-Enugu Road Looking Brand New With Street Lights (Picture) by Syphax(m): 8:07am On Dec 29, 2014
egift:
1. Only one lane is done in some portion of the Anambra end. The other lane is totally untouched (I was in Akwa from Enugu lately).
2. The places done is by Anambra from State purse. FG is yet to refund a dime. (It is hard to retrieve refunds from FG)
3. Enugu section is totally untouched. 9th Mile is an eyesore. In some places, the second lane is totally non-motor-able.

Just putting the record straight. It is an open secret and a glaring fact.

#Change.
[color=#000000]#Change,I thought change only comes from APC,wait,is Obaino an APC member?


Don't reap where you didn't sow![/color]
PoliticsRe: Onitsha-Enugu Road Looking Brand New With Street Lights (Picture) by Syphax(m): 8:06am On Dec 29, 2014
tit:
obiano is finished.
he may not last four years!
[color=#000000]Jealousy kills,if I slap you eh,your destiny will format.


Ala Igbo adigo mma.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Governor Amaechi:Why President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Is In Trouble by Syphax(m): 8:03am On Dec 29, 2014
[color=#000000]May you never be disappointed in the year 2015 like Amaechi,so after sinking Billions Of Rivers State money into his Vice-Presidential ambition,he still ended up as a mere campaign director.


A minute of laughter for Amaechi please: grin grin grin[/color]

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