₦airaland Forum

In order to show some allegiance to the new born Federal Govt, and to remedy their folly of putting all their eggs in one basket....they must vote in APC...iif they don't.....APC isn't vindictive.

One who is wrong, and admits he is wrong may be granted pardon on the grounds of his confession. Jonathan did many wrongs and still boldly told us he was doing things right. I fink his insinuations only made pple hate him more.
Which of the lies shuld I even mention?
The millions of jobs creation
The 25,000 km road constructed
The Dredging of River Niger down till Lokoja?
The revamping of non-oil sectors of d economy
The calling of Ajaokuta Steel company a white elephant project he wouldn't want to waste money on

The man was quite simply, the architect of his demise.

My post can't be complete without shouting....
Aaaaaa Pheeee Ceeeeeee.......change!!!

Dat woman na correct naija woman!!!

LOGICAL INTERPRETATION OF THE TRENDS SO FAR:::::.....:::
APC already has at least 25 percent votes in 14 states...[FCT inclucive]. All we need is the same said percent in Nine more states plus maintenance of our current lead.
Logically, constitutionally, psychologically, physically, spiritually or mentally.....Oga Jona and Mama Peace has to leave Aso Rock when this happens! Shikina.

we have always known that the South-South is GEJ's last hope, and given that he wouldn't wanna share the region with GMB, he will be very desperate to ensure his victory there....by crooked ways ofcos!
Mtchheeew.....
Mind him not, pls join me in escorting GMB to his rightful place in Aso Rock

Oya, where all them GEJites SeverusSnape and them others....yu must support o....!!!
Sai Booharie
#winningteam

Don't ya worrie at all Dearie....yu gonna enjoy it, and am gonna be right there wid yu all tru...

Its simple na....Buhari and Osinbanjo.
No need looking for cheap likes and shares....
#saiBuhari
#IVotedGMB

wah matters is that she in bed....whateva is on can and will come off....shikina. Buh I do love d feel of those silky, ass level nighties sha...yuknowwhatamsaying....

Reads FFK's cries....thinks of a dying chicken struggling on the butcher's table....shakes my head and continues icing the champagne to celebrate Baba's victory....
Sai Buhari
Sai APC

No votes in any region can be treated as inconsequential as we still need the 25% in 2/3 states plus d FCT. But the delay in announcing results in these regions is becoming suspicious. Whateva happens though, it won't stop a certain man from taking d next ferry available to Otuoke.....cos we marching Buhari into Aso Rock.
Sai Baba....
Sai APC

I really wanna celebrate these results....but am just gonna hold dat champaigne till d final results sha.....GMB all da way!!!

#IvotedGMB too.....

Jazakallahu Khairan....

Great piece....very helpful indeed for JAMB candidates....just copied and sent to my sister. Hope I didnt violate your copyright....lol

EUROBOMBER:
Lies from the frog-eyed jajaban who has converted Lagos state to his personal ATM and wallet. We need "Change" in Lagos State.

If the whole of the country was managed well like the APC led govt in Lagos state, we wouldnt have had this nationwide call for change from PDP!

Even beyond the Abuja-Lokoja express claimed to be dualised by GEJ, that express still passes through Okene. I attempted passing their last in October/Nov and that road was totally impassable! Was held there for days....couldnt move forward nor turn back. Fast forward to last week, the road is going through mediocre repairs, one that won't stand the test of the coming rains!

If this govt has performed excellently as they claim, they won't need to advertise their achievements, we [the citizens] would have been the ones shouting it loud for the world to hear.

Never before has a sitting govt been so afraid of going to the polls.....really shows how badly they have performed. Even they realise this themselves upon honest self evaluation. I believe GEJ says behind the scenes....'mehn, ai don f++ck up'!!

zyzxx:
Gud morning

Morning bro....in the spirit of this thread, have a laughter-filled day ahead....

1one:
I feel like I've snatched the thread from the original poster...120likes!!!..wow!!!..thanks a lot you'all...I guess it was the Tea I drank that morning,I mistakenly added salt instead of sugar...maybe my brain Fiiiiired up!

*Running to meet seun*...seun!...how much for that moderator application form

Lol....bro, yu really killed it in that comment. It was like yu spoke individually to every broke dude currently in a relationship dats hitting the 'financial rocks'.....

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d piksure wey dey background, d man get 46 bear bear while for d other, d bear bear na 64..
he has shoe in 1 while he doesn't have in d oda pic
dats my difference
no b my fault,na wetin d orijin tell me b dat

Heheheheheehehehehehehehehehee.......thumbs up Mannn!

Just Personal Grumblings....
- wish she realises that my emotions are not always about her....Love, joy... yes....anger, depression....Not at all, those ones are @ the world!
- if she does realise the above, she would know and understand when i wanna be left alone cos @ those moments, i could do or say things i might regret later...
-and finally, when am in such state of mind, she shuld look @ d times when i was all sweet n lovey lovey and realise that her man is in there somewhere, he is just overcast by a shadow....
.....lov causes xoooo much heartache atimes...but my love for her can never faulter!

MizMyColi:
You must be a huge fn of sci-fi docudramas and soldier movies, yes?

Well yes....Iron Man, Star Wars ... Infact, all them big machines just travelling beyond our imaginations....and yu a fan of French style of speaking....'yes'??....smiles

mnnn......Wierd...Crazie....
Kinda like to think I got this power to zoom beyond the atmosphere and see the earth being round! As in ehn, see it for myself by myself!!! Just buzz round d whole ball thing called earth......I still don't believe the scientists...maybe its cos my brain can't comprehend ...lolz

Also daydream of being this Naija-American super war soldier, served well in missions, did some dirty deals in Iraq and made millions of dollars....now am back in the country, a one-man action hero taking down BH and making foreign headlines....*aside, its just a tot....

Finally....On this Matter...
Lets call GMB a stark Illiterate....so what!!!
GEJ claims he went to school without shoes, which made Nigerians loved him back in '11 because it was an experience we could all relate with. After this challenging childhood, he got education and became a lecturer, even if for a short while.

My question; with all his education and life experiences, how much priority has he given to the educational sector? If you are a student in any Federal Uni or Polythechnic, you will understand my pains.
There were strikes before his tenure, yes....but him personally is supposed to 'love' education and create enabling environment for us the youths to become educated properly.
GMB during his time at PTF, he distributed textbooks, notebooks, these i enjoyed personally. PTF under his leadership built classrooms, lecture halls and Laboratories...the PTF hall in University of Abuja, the Science Lab in F.C.E okene are a personal testimony. He distributed Mercedes Benz 1414 buses to Institutions of higher learning, they are still in our schools till today!
If a stark illiterate has placed this much value on education, Please I don't need to see his certificates to vote for him.
Education and Intelligence are two different concepts, GEJ maybe educated....GMB Is INTELLIGENT!
While GMB may not be the best person to rule our great country Nigeria, the glaring truth is that He is Better, way better than GEJ!

Still on the Matter
This is issue is actually 'ridonculous' because many people including the PDP have been speaking like total ignorants on the matter.
When GMB submitted his forms along with other aspirants, INEC in strict accordance to the Electoral Act set aside 26th to 1st of January for 'whosoever has a reason why this man should not be allowed to contest step forward or forever remain mute'.
At that point in time, anyone who was sure Buhari wasn't educationally qualified could have petitioned INEC, such a person could have have requested a copy of Buhari's forms and credentials [every Nigerian had the right to this] and could have taken the matter to court. If Buhari was discovered by the court to lack the minimum educational certificates, the courts would have disqualified him, gbam! No more GMB!
To all the blinded followers of PDP and GEJ, know that the party and the president were fully aware of this and did NOTHING! Be here and continue shouting your heads off for people who are seeking cheap popularity by attacking GMB. PDP, GEJ are just scared to down to their expensive undies about an Old Man!!! Pathetic!

Its called re-incarnation...he may have been simply tired of the life he was leading in this community, so he decided to 'commit online suicide' and become re-incarnated on a new account.....and I didnt even knew him!

Wah some sick dudes does for cheap popularity! Definitely the conspiracy theorists are gonna come up with some dooms day interpretation for that....lolz.

On Love and Marriage

Prior to this time, the time of women liberation and independence rave, a man worked hard to earn the financial and moral right to marriage. He seeks a bride, finds one easily because the ladies [back then still] knew it was their right, luck and social responsibility to accept a 'ready man' without much fuss. Back then the biggest unknown was parents' approval...heck! The parents were the 'unsmiling judges' of one's spouse back then.

I don't know if what the resulting couples had was love, but they were happy. Those types of couples gave birth to most of us here discussing today, and they still married!

Fast-forward to the prevailing situation today. The decision is even more of the lady's to make than the man. The number of rejected proposals from men is on a continous rise. Because of the sense of liberation, intelligence and educational qualifications our young ladies have achieved, they are just not ready to end their education in a man's kitchen anymore! Not in a hurry.

Guys are afraid, I am afraid...Yes!!! Its because the one statement I dread most is hearing my wife say 'Wish I hadn't married you'...or 'I made a mistake'....damn, thats gonna hurt!