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Travel › Re: Japa - Western Countries Scamming Nigerians? by Tabletuner(m): 12:57am On Nov 29, 2023
ednut1:
with all your English na common maths teacher you be. 🤣🤣. Did they tell you nairaland is a formal or professional forumhuh Oponu oshi
Maths teacher common?
Sports › Re: Katia Bissonnette: Female Boxer Withdraws From Tournament Over Transgender Rival by Tabletuner(m): 8:35am On Nov 24, 2023
Bliss62:
cool


Fight Bobrisky at your own risk, he has denser bone and more BMI than a Lady his size

Shim go beat shege for her body


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You are an hidiot for making me laugh till I teared… gettat abeg you too funny 😂
Celebrities › Re: Bewaji Ewatomi: 'DJ Chicken threatened to release my sex tape’ – Portable’s Wife by Tabletuner(m): 11:12am On Nov 18, 2023
Zonefree:
Who are these people? undecided
Oh yeah!

You don’t know ?

They are MAD people who don’t know they are MAD.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Is 2nd Most Prayerful Country On Earth by Tabletuner(m): 9:20pm On Oct 15, 2023
Most Nigerians people are WICKED.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Mothers Burial why they were few turn ups of celebrities (opinion) by Tabletuner(m): 9:42am On Oct 14, 2023
KiNg0G:
Do unto others what you would like them to do to you. It's funny when I see wizkid fans lamenting online with the low turn ups of A list artist and celebrities at wizkid mum burial ceremony. But seriously ask yourself? Were you surprised?

I was not, I expected it to be this way because I know the Internet never forgets.
People don't forget

You don't mingle with them
Hardly comments on sensitive issues bothering the society.
Keeping to yourselve all the time like you are special.
No impact on the society despite the huge influence
And you expect people to be there for you

Be kind to people and they will be kind to you.
Be impactful to people and they will make impact in your life when the time comes

I dare to say if this was davido mother burial the whole internet and country will be on fire since the day it happened till this moment.
Even the loss of his son says it all
No one will sleep
Thats positivity.
Obi cubana mother's burial can also be a case study.






Same treatments awaits 2face


The internet never forgets.



I hold no grudges against wizkid whatsoever but the energy you give that's what you get.



May his mom soul rest in peace





Note : this post was made in response to cynthia Morgans lamentations on instagram.


Thank you.



Remember king0g is not a blogger but a music lover.


Nlfpmod
Did he complain to you or don't people have the right to live their lives the way they choose to?
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko & His Wife, Laila At An Event (Pics, Video) by Tabletuner(m): 6:52pm On Oct 11, 2023
pyyxxaro:
Regina go de for house de crrryyy, de roll for ground 😝
You are so wicked
Foreign Affairs › Re: 44 Soldiers, 34 Police Officers Killed In Hamas Attack (Names & Photos) by Tabletuner(m): 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2023
turmacs:
If i was the leader of Israel, i wound make sure every living thing is that alwuakubar region of Palestine is killed. You say your God is the most powerful but he can't fight for your freedom. Pastor wey dey give him members rosary and holy water to put inside motor when they are traveling, that same pastor dey travel with bullet proof cars and armed guards when the Jesus they claim to be following in his footsteps never for one day travel with security..

Honestly, i don't know between Islam and that other one which one has the most stupid followers/believers.
Are you sure you are alright?
Politics › Re: Thousands Of Hamas With Rifle Enter Israel Town (pics) by Tabletuner(m): 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2023
All these to what end?
Romance › Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by Tabletuner(m): 10:52am On Oct 06, 2023
Savedday2:
Tanzania prisoners are oftentimes taken to service dogs and being that you are a 9ja girl is a better mate.

Auntie, don't be forming, kindly call the guy and accept the offer. To be honest, he will pay you real good.

Don't be claiming with your sister's car, you don't know she got the car.

A word is enough for the wise!
So in essence you are asking her to go and sleep with a dog bahhh?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got Hired By A Company As A Graphic Designer For 10k Per Month! by Tabletuner(m): 9:21pm On Oct 03, 2023
Do you have a PC ?
Travel › Re: Which Country Can I Migrate To With ₦2M? by Tabletuner(m): 10:47am On Sep 26, 2023
babakb:
First of all, tell us the type of Visa she used to enter Canada huh huh huh

If she entered with a Tourist or Visit Visa then she would definitely suffer because that's the same thing those homeless Nigerians in Canada are facing!!! Tourist or Visit Visa doesn't entitle you to any working rights in Canada so you go suffer angry angry angry

My sister Canada is not over hyped, those that came in as Permanent residents or other types of residence permit are living their lives happily.

Secondly, In developed countries If you're not a Medical Doctor, Nurse, Pharmacist, IT Professional, Radiographer, Medical Laboratory Scientist, Welder, Carpenter, Truck Driver, Certified and Experienced Engineer, Highly Skilled Sports Professional etc
You will only be left with survival jobs like factory work, cleaning, construction laborer, cemetery attendants, waiter/waitress etc. But if you have a residence permit you can learn a relevant skill so that you take up a professional job.

Nigerians don't like to publicly take responsibility for their actions or inactions smiley smiley smiley She probably entered with a wrong Visa or is not skilled in any of the above mentioned professions.

I know hundreds of people that migrated to Canada and are living happily, but going abroad is not for everyone actually, if you don't have what it takes to thrive there, just remain in Naija.
This is the best way to migrate.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jimmy Odukoya Named Senior Pastor Of Fountain Of Life Church by Tabletuner(m): 4:11pm On Sep 17, 2023
ednut1:
Idahosa oduyemi and Tb joshua after their death the wives took over. This one now son don take over. The guy doesn’t even look like a pastor lol. Family business
How does pastors look ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jimmy Odukoya Succeeds Father As Senior Pastor Of Fountain Of Life Church by Tabletuner(m): 3:59pm On Sep 17, 2023
A welcomed development in MY OPINION.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Faruk Fatih Ozer, Brothers Sentenced To 11,196 Years Each In Turkey by Tabletuner(m): 4:17pm On Sep 08, 2023
jaeyking:
Just kuma say life imprisonment

Which one be 11 thousand years 🤣🤣🤣
Wait ooo
Is that 11 thousand or 11 years ?
Travel › Re: UK Announces Electronic Travel Authorisation As A Travel Requirement Into UK by Tabletuner(m): 1:06am On Sep 05, 2023
« The UK home office said persons who need the travel permit are those who were previously eligible to visit the UK without a visa and not already legally resident in the UK.« 

Here is the summary of the long story.

You are welcome 🙏
Health › Re: Is It Safe For Drinking? by Tabletuner(m): 10:57pm On Sep 02, 2023
PUK!

Please you were supposed to add graphic to this post.
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Tabletuner(m): 5:46pm On Aug 27, 2023
Great thread @iykepromotions
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Tabletuner(m): 5:45pm On Aug 27, 2023
GolDRoger:
yes, just quote him @iykepromotions
Ok thanks
Business › Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Tabletuner(m): 2:29pm On Aug 27, 2023
Is the OP still on this thread?
Romance › Re: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 11:20am On Aug 26, 2023
olril17:
I am.
IOC.
Romance › Re: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 11:16am On Aug 26, 2023
olril17:
She doesn’t.
Oh good.

I was told by a lawyer that the complainant has to be on ground for a divorce case to be heard by a judge.
Romance › Re: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 8:34am On Aug 26, 2023
OP this is a difficult situation right here but there is a possibility that you will find a solution…
Romance › Re: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 8:32am On Aug 26, 2023
olril17:
Well you might need to talk to a lawyer.
And yes a marriage can be annulled on those grounds.
But generally court will not entertain your kind of divorce proceedings for a less than two year old marriage.
OIC!
You are not a lawyer?
Romance › Re: How Do I Cut Off From This Marriage . Lawyers In The House by Tabletuner(m): 8:30am On Aug 26, 2023
SavageResponse:
Your starting point is to officially dissolve the union.

Tell you parents to return the bride price and tell them why you can no longer go on with him (I hope you have some proof).

This time you need to be ready to block your heart and mind - no matter who calls you to beg do not shift ground!
That means she has to come back to Nigeria to start the divorce process right?
Family › Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by Tabletuner(m): 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2023
Verokeena:
Good afternoon Nl family
Please pardon my epistle

My husband lost his job two years ago and ever since he has been so reluctant on getting another.. not to brag but I can say I have been the one keeping the family going ever since the job incidence (not like I ever complained) .

What I noticed about him is he now drinks and smokes and he is always hissing (obviously he is not happy and I try to always console him just to elate his Spirit)

Fast forward to last two months.. I got back from work and I was very tired.. I had to go pick the kids from school , bathe them, feed them and to make matters worst I wasn't feeling too alright .. (when I got home he (my husband) wasn't at home)

When I was done with the kids and fixing the house I was so tired I thought to myself to take a lil nap that was how I slept off (and this was around 9pm) ..

He got back around 10pm obviously drunk and smelling like a skunk.. he went straight to the kitchen. That was how the whole problem started.. first was insult.. then my phone, smashed it on the ground later my clothes he started tearing them .. saying all those things he was destroying was why I was feeling untouchable that he knows I have male friends sleeping with me..

I tried securing my items so he doesn't destroy more things that was how he pounced on me..

The next day I got him arrested he spent two days there.. but now I feel so guilty... He doesn't talk to me anymore.. I have apologized times without number

I don't just know what to do...


Nb: even while he was there I was still taking food to him


Na waoooo!
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Is Finished..yul Edochie And Judy Austin Begging In Abuja Market Ht by Tabletuner(m): 11:52pm On Aug 20, 2023
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