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Pls those that were successful in PH n AbJ, r u guys also coming to Lagos for the TS?

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Is it 18th for ph n abj too? Mehn I dnt dig the corporate tingy o, casual for d 1st mnth wudda been cool so we cud use the stipend to get suits ties n all

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Rossikk: What a lousy, illiterate write-up by a colonised mental slave with no sense of dignity, self-worth, or independence.

The audacity this pig has to equate African attire with 'uncivilization' and western attire with 'civilization' alone is enough to confine him to a mental hospital for the severely reta.rded. Worse is his smug assurance that he can actually equate his self-hatred to some sort of 'enlightenment', positing that our traditional attire were created ''hundreds of years ago''. Well the western suit WAS invented 'hundreds of years ago' too, and, like African wear, has only been modified as the years progressed. Why can't this goat advocate a more 'work-friendly' transitional process for African wear if that's his thing, if not for his colonised self hatred? Just as this goat is happy to import his language, his religion, his eating habits, his car, he also wants to jettison his indigenous wear for imported clothes alone. How long before pigs like this begin to advocate for mass skin bleaching of all Africans to ensure we ''meet up'' with the light skinned colour of ''civilization''? It seems all we've got left to remind us of who we are is the skin colour. Don't bet against self-hating orang outangs and swine like this writer campaigning to shed that too.

Finally, the writer's claim that ''The wearing of cap is not indigenous to any ethnic group in Nigeria'' shows his GROSS HISTORICAL ILLITERACY, and that he is an absolute DUNCE where it concerns Nigerian/African history. A walking white dunce in black skin. An embarrassment to every living African, and a caricature representation of the bamboozled slave steeped in ignorance and self-loathing. The sooner his loathsome ilk die away from our independent society the better for us all.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Africa_Ife_Head_1_Kimbell.jpg/379px-Africa_Ife_Head_1_Kimbell.jpg
Ife noble wearing a cap, 12th century

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Ancient Benin, 14th century

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Igbo Ukwu Chief wearing cap, dated 12th century. This man is from the writer's own ethnic region/group.

Well this is time of the year when most of us start a new job, new career judging from the Gtb,Diamond,pwc,kpmg,delloite and herotage bank threads. Here are some management tips I recommend you follow, they may sound like a joke but the lessons to be learnt aren't jokes. And I hope it can make the FrontPage

5 Minute Management Course
Lesson #1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The
wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word,
Bob says,I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few
seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The
woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
Who was that?
It was Bob the next door neighbor, she replies.
Great, the husband says, did he say anything about
the $800 he owes me?
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be
in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson #2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed
her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest
nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129?
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm
129?
The priest apologized, Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak.
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and
went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look
up Psalm 129. It said, Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might
miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson #3:
A sales representative, an administration clerk, and
their manager are walking to lunch when they find
an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out.
The Genie says, I'll give each of you just one wish.
Me first! Me first! says the administration clerk. I
want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world. Puff! She's gone.
Me next! Me next! says the sales representative. I
want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my
personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas and the love of my life. Puff! He's gone.
OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, I want those two back in the office
after lunch.
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
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Lesson #4:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree sighed the turkey,
but I haven't got the energy.
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings? replied the bull. They're packed with
nutrients.
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
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Lesson #5:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large
field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and
dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing
him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT
COURSE

one thing i wil say is: "Fate Has a Plan for Everyone"... we wiil all have something to laugh about when we look back at this soon... Success Guys and meet you on the top...

why not just say 2 slaves needed 17k resume 7am, load n offload goods... haba!!!!

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and what will that solve if i may ask

spdf: If only we cud stop posting on dis thread for a while!!!

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congratulations guys on ur resumption tomorrow, i will surely join the team october 2... please all i need is a brief summary of your first day at work.... meet y'all at the top