₦airaland Forum

x123xlolls:
One politian will steal billions of dollars but can't help this dude with 100k.

Those type of politians, we have more than 995,475 of them in naija.

That kind figure, who do the survey

Court wedding that crumbled Bill Gate, that is about to crumble Kanye West, the sentiment of the rules and regulations of the court wedding towards women no be for here, you no see as Mikel Obi no wan marry the mother of his children, who invented court wedding gan, I wannano

Cinema4d:
And put it where?

Lol �, and get killed

Fulani gun bullets?

Homeboiy:
And the mumu man just dey shine teeth

The juju strong na

Michael Jackson an African who was never proud of his skin color

braveboy64:
How fa Boss, I just dey greet

I dey alright

Beebah2000:
I suppose get bf before i go dey romantic

Yes, who your romance go help if you no get company

Beebah2000:
very romantic

Lol, didn't you just say you don't have a bf?

Beebah2000:
because naija guys no dey romantic

You sound like you know everyone of us, you nkor, you dey romantic?

Wasn't Obasanjo who abolished the panel because of his plan to steal money without question? Baba Iyabo is as tyrannical as the foolish and idiotic cow we have now, when Obasanjo is talking criticizing Buhari, I never respect any of his words because he initiated everything wrong with governance, election rigging, bully, stealing and all sorts

When we vote criminals into power nkor, wetin you expect

Beebah2000:
I no go believe you.

Why

Beebah2000:
yes, abi you dey romantic?

Lol, if I tell you I'm romantic, will you believe me

That man be the real endurer

Beebah2000:
naija guys no dey romantic, na the truth.

Haba, all of us?

Beebah2000:
I no get husband, I no get bf

Pele o, why you come dey downplay how romantic naija guys could be

chatinent:
This looks like a Benue North-Bank sth. Am I right, wrong?

FUTA Akure

To have a melted heart

Faster beating of the heart when you see him/her

The auricles and the ventricles start behaving like Buhari's Boko Haram

Somehow you become mumu because of her

You start losing sleep because of him/her

Somehow you start trekking the distance you wouldn't trek the time wey you dey normal

benqo01:
This one Na oyinbo e dey work for

Those things you see in the movies are lies,a lot of them are abusive, in fact most of them are divorcees

Beebah2000:
Hmm... Nigerian men fit treat their women like this??
Hmm impossible

Shey na bilala your hubby or bf dey take wake you up ni

The day armed robbers came into our hostel on a Saturday morning around 1am and robbed us using one pistol, they took my 2000 naira weekend soup money, my curve 7, Toshiba laptop and my MTN modem, and they used my leather bag to pack the stuff they managed to assemble, the saddest part was my project work on the laptop, that shit weighed me down seriously because we were starting our final year exam the following Monday but I couldn't afford to let anything sweep me off the ground

Legendforte:
Sorry for your ugly experience.
But please don't generalize. W also have many qualified and diligent practitioners. Thanks.

I grew up to know qualified and diligent medical practitioners but the ones in this generation are all obsessed with trivialities on the internet

Legendforte:
You mean the medical laboratory scientists and technicians?

Yes, all of them

Otuegbe:
2 terrorists group fighting for supremacy in Nigeria.
Buhari has failed everybody.

In fact he has failed even the terrorists

I remember my mom once went for medical check up, she did the same type of test almost three times with different results, she was being treated for wrong thing, it affected her a lot but it didn't end bad, a lot of things have to change in the health professionals, not witnessed it but I have once heard of eye doctor using Google in front of patients, dear future medical practitioners, please concentrate on your studies because if you don't get it right when you should, lives will be lost, thank you.

Amarabae:
does it mean that the sight of pussy doesn't arouse all these gays or what?
what's interesting about your fellow guy asshole that is filled with poo?
sickos

I think they are special creatures, they are not feeling that thing you feel about opposite sex, in fact they are the best to tell you who opposite sex is

There's no one Tinubu cannot bribe, but google chop my eyes shaa

Stupid question, have you not been on this planet all this while

yarimo:
Miscreants will soon invade this thread with hate comments.

What have you gained with your love comment

zombieHUNTER:
May they end up the way Nigeria is under Buhari

Amen