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Celebrities › Re: Music Legend Fela Kuti Becomes First African To Get Grammys Lifetime Achievement by Talismann: 7:23am On Jan 30

that's great. Now that underfed small boy, Wizkid can go mount that transformer for surulere junction

When I learnt that he took inspiration and even names from many fella songs to make his own, I just rate am less immediate. And the clown go dey foam for mouth with pride like say him na one kind god.

Make them put me and am for inside boxing ring my I knockout all him teeth finish for mouth.

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Politics › Re: Update: Calabar-Ebonyi-Abuja Trans-Sahara Superhighway Construction by Talismann: 6:33pm On Jan 29

super highway as how? Two/three lane concrete road wey no even sweet for body to drive untop na im be super highway?

When I realized it was a concrete road I felt like crying, there's a reason driving is more quieter and smoother on asphalt road than concrete

Romance › Re: My Experience Dating An Older Single Mother by Talismann: 9:52pm On Jan 27

ErnestNc:
Lol . The information here is based on my experience. I have funds to spend half a million on myself for technical trainings and also survive a couple of months without a job. I'm a mathematically inclined individual who's into programming n tutoring. I'm currently without a full time job but I still remotely work at night and handle a couple of lesson gigs. Thanks for the advice tho.

no be about money my guy, leave single mothers alone for single fathers.

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Romance › Re: My Experience Dating An Older Single Mother by Talismann: 9:00pm On Jan 27

ErnestNc:
Thanks for your input.

I swear to God, hand go touch you. Nor go hustle

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Romance › Re: My Experience Dating An Older Single Mother by Talismann: 8:56pm On Jan 27

ErnestNc:
As at 8:49 she has given me multiple missed calls. Probably must have seen my thread.

awwwnnnnn please go back to her, she cares so much about you.

Why not just marry her bro. She go dey cook steady and give you steady knacks. Think about all the enjoyment bro.

You even have a child, her child which you can call your own.

Awwwnnnnn young daddy

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Romance › Re: My Experience Dating An Older Single Mother by Talismann: 8:52pm On Jan 27

you be very anyhow person I thank God say you no lose your life. Sha go do HIV and other STDs screening maybe your life never damage completely

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Health › Re: Number Of Suicides In Nigeria By Geopolitical Zone by Talismann: 8:49pm On Jan 27

DonXavi:
Have you observed that the only records that you see SE doing badly is the one compiled in Nigeria
The ones they don't have power to compile SE always comes out in flying colors.
Please my SE people this is not a good results oo!, 24 is too much let's work on it to make it zero till eternity

how many people on your own you don empower

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Autos › Re: 2025 Model Cyber Truck Brand New Good Deal Fully Loaded Selling Fast by Talismann: 10:45am On Jan 25

Jodesky:
Leather seats
Nav System
Thumb start
Panoramic Roof
Hud
Steering control
360cams
Reverse cam.
Alloy wheels.
Ac chilling.
V6 Engine.
Lots more.

Which one be v6 engine again?.

Isn't this a fully electric vehicle?

dude has no idea of the cars he posts here. He just attachs the images and paste same text he does with all the cars he claims to be selling.

I feel he is just a middle man aiming to get some commission and possibly inflating the prices of the cars.

Celebrities › Re: ‘I’m 34, Ready For Marriage’ – Nancy Isime by Talismann: 3:56pm On Jan 24

she's 34 and finally ready to settle down.

She deserves a cake as well to celebrate her decision to chose from the long queue of frustrated single men who have been waiting all their life for her. Awwwnnnnn wink

These midnight newspapers are now beginning to realize that the age in females, formally registered with the onset of menopause has begun to climb downwards as recent science studies have revealed.

It basically means a good number of these ladies you are seeing around town will begin to experience premature menopause as early as 39 to 40 years.

Hand go meet all of una.

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Politics › Re: The National Grid Has Collapsed Again by Talismann: 10:25pm On Jan 23

I really pity who no get better ogbonge solar backup for this country. E life go just dey hard anyhow

I only use the electricity supply to iron my clothes if I chose to, everything else is solarized grin

Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Reportedly Deported After Returning A Lost Wallet To Police by Talismann: 10:19am On Jan 22

law is law, no sentiments. Una think say na naija wey be padi padi arrangee.

The man na grade 1 ozuor sha

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Politics › Re: Sujimoto: Have You Noticed That Nobody Has Raised Any Ethnic Sentiments? - Reno by Talismann: 7:19am On Jan 22

werey abandon him wife tuokpe onukube sorry onuwaje dey find talk where talk no dey

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Fashion › Re: Woman Almost Lost Her Head As Pepper Grinder Pulled Her Long Braid (Photos) by Talismann: 11:24am On Jan 21

pure nonchalant moorun. She has the survival instinct of an feather.

One would think that a person with such long free flowing hair should be cautious around a machine with moving parts but no, always pressing phone upandan.

Education › Re: I Can Call Myself A Graduate Today Because Of NELFUND - Graduate by Talismann: 9:03pm On Jan 20

just go find skill (cos jobs no even dey) to pay back the loan.

Imagine say you take loan to go school, and no job after the school to even pay back the loan. At the end of the day, na skill and handiwork na him you come take use pay the loan back. E nor better say you bone the school, learn skill from the beginning.

See jobless graduates loitering and rotting as I drive by the streets everyday. So sad.

What a joke of a country

Crime › Re: He Died In His Room, Rot, Turned To Skeleton And Nobody Noticed For 4 Years by Talismann: 9:00pm On Jan 20

does it matter if half of the world gathers around one. Once your time is up, you move. Nothing else matters to the person what comes after that

Romance › Re: Can A Girl Ever Truly Forget The Guy She Lost Her Virginity To? by Talismann: 8:27pm On Jan 20

dey find who go remember you sake for say na you first gbensh am.

As a man, better make money. Cos when you're no more, na your financial doings go immortalize you no be mekwe doings.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Invites Putin To Join His Board Of Peace In Gaza (Photos, Video) by Talismann: 8:25am On Jan 20

everybody don dey make peace small small, shortly the antichrist go fall in

One man to rull them all
Then serious shege afterwards

Crime › Re: Lagos Man Gets Double Life Jail For Defiling Wife’s 6-Year-Old Niece by Talismann: 8:20am On Jan 20

double life. Omo that one baddd gon

It basically means that once the werey die, them still get legal right to cage him spirit again
Hahahahaha grin

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Education › Re: Group Rewards Teachers, Students With Over ₦1M In Quiz Competition In Anambra by Talismann: 9:33pm On Jan 19

1metre wey be like 100000 now 😁

Politics › Re: Layal Tinubu Celebrates Her Mother’s 60th Birthday In Marrakech (Photos) by Talismann: 9:53am On Jan 19

this one wey everybody don dey frequent Morocco.

Morrocans better watch out

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Politics › Re: After Bombardment, Bandits Reach Out To Kogi State Govt For Peace by Talismann: 5:53am On Jan 18

Lambascious lamba.

So imagine i go come get pikin, e go come grow up.
E go come ask me, daddy, what state are we from.
I go come answer am, we are from kogi state.

God forbid bad thing.
That state and whining na like 5 and 6

Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Shows How He Will Deal With Social Media Users Trolling Him (video) by Talismann: 4:58pm On Jan 14*

him heart beat go don reach 380 beats per minute as the "whai" sound come out

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Romance › Re: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by Talismann: 8:20pm On Jan 13

Kelvin247Gold:
There are some single mothers that are not common, if you meet them once, your life has changed for better for ever. They're not after your money or anything. All they want is to have someone to protect them, be their companion and be there for them whenever she needs his attention. Some of them became single mothers cos of the demise of their husbands. Some fell victim of being a single mother while some are real single mothers (I won't say much about this one). The one I met has money. I mean money. She has her house, she has her business, we're childhood friend. So, if you jam a person like this, your life has changed forever. And when they love you like this, you don enter am. They will love you will there whole heart. This is not a mere say, I've witnessed it

even if you see a deep pit open, you go still fall inside with your eyes open. And even when you reach the bottom of the pit, you go still dey argue say you never fall.

Na this same brain you take dey drink water keep cup?

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Romance › Re: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by Talismann: 8:15pm On Jan 13*

all this one na long story.

Brethren, let me discuss briefly the logic behind a single man pitching tent with a single mum

Imagine someone playing PS 5 soccer and with just 1 minute to the end of the match and he is losing 0-5. Then he asks you to help him win in that last minute and hands over the pad to you.

Now Imagine you handling that pad in that minute, that's exactly how hopeless it is to win when you decide to involve with a single mum.

She's the soccer game played by another man who failed to make it work and has passed it on to you. Infact, she is now with so much baggage on her, bro, ask yourself, how can you make it work?

You are already losing and will be an everlasting loser.

Some may be deceived by the knacks or maybe she has some bar, but like others who have trodden on this path, they always learn the hard way

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Car Talk › Re: Which Car Should I Buy As My First Car. by Talismann: 10:25am On Jan 13*

Afikoo:
Remain Bless. But I think I will prefer something in the range of 2011 or 2012.
How much do you think that will cost me

your bar lean but you dey lean towards 2011 and 2012 motor.

Are you sure you are learned?

You even put polanco picture for your post and your money no reach Lincoln navigator, abi you dey learn work?

As you be learner so, just run go buy naija used 2003 Corolla make small change remain for your lunch

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Politics › Re: US missile attack in Sokoto, killed 155 Lakurawa terrorists by Talismann: 10:17am On Jan 13

155 times 72 virgins. Omo no be small orgy and partying go dey go down for hellfire so o

E worth am for them o

But who dey disburse all these virgins so? Hope say na real fargin?? Hope say no be dead onlyfans girls and retired cornstars dey go get cos the number too much o

Romance › Re: This Lady Must Be Sick by Talismann: 4:38pm On Jan 12

she has two children, wow that means she get womb. she's a good geh. I sure die say she sabi cook. She's even asking you about your plans to wife her,awwwwnn she wants to spend the rest of her life with you. Cute guy, sweet guy, you Sha dey make the butterflies wey dey inside her belle wan come outside come fly.

Ode, just quick write your will make next-of-kin see small thing after your demise

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Health › Re: Kitchen Sinks Harbor More Bacteria Than Toilets, Scientists Discover by Talismann: 9:36am On Jan 11

all these scientists should channel resources to study cure to more pressing issues like autism and cancer. Toilet and sink dirtiness no be today.

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Romance › Re: "I Am Single And Searching, I Need A Husband – Lady Calls For Applications (Pix) by Talismann: 7:56pm On Jan 09

see as em back flat like Ugo C Ugo Textbook.

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Pets › Re: What's The Breed Of This Dog? by Talismann: 9:23pm On Jan 07

low quality German Shepherd don do frolic with street ekuke..na the result of the collabo be this.

We dey call this breed shekpuke

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