Phones › Re: Nigerians Used 13.2 Million Terabytes Of Data In 2025 - NCC by Talismann: 2:53pm On Jan 06 |
trust Nigerians, half of that data figure was used in watching bluefilm and supporting failures |
Celebrities › Re: “My English Is Very Bad” – Peller Breaks Down, Reveals Plan To Return To School by Talismann: 8:22am On Jan 06 |
it's rather too late for him, with his social interaction and all, he should have been better in English by now but since that didn't happen, make e just go learn French |
Family › Re: UK-Based Man Sad As Wife Sells His Properties, Runs Off With Ex-Boyfriend by Talismann: 7:54am On Jan 05 |
acmev2: This sounds like a verse in a book. yassss. Took inspiration from proverbs 13 vs 15 KJV
the way of the transgressor is hard
When you look at it even closer, a simp Is a transgressor. A complete brained man does all he can to avoid single mothers, it's an unspoken law on the street, it is streetOT but simps seem to always know better and end up heavily devastated |
Family › Re: UK-Based Man Sad As Wife Sells His Properties, Runs Off With Ex-Boyfriend by Talismann: 7:42am On Jan 05 |
the way of the simp is eternally difficult |
Romance › Re: There’s A Strange Trend In Nigeria Right Now by Talismann: 8:21am On Jan 03 |
as a young man, if you like dey find nyash upandan. Make mistake marry liability you no go even last for this earth Ajeh |
Celebrities › Re: Peller Appeals For ₦11 Million Support To Repair Crashed Mercedes Benz SUV by Talismann: 8:08am On Jan 03 |
the boy no dey Normal Sha. |
Business › Re: How Safe Haven MFB Is Aiding A Crypto Scammer Refund Successful Transactions by Talismann: 3:13pm On Jan 02 |
make una dey read reviews before trading una go dey rush..
Even one single negative review of the trader being a scammer should tell you to run away for your dear coins |
Health › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of This ( Photos) by Talismann: 10:11am On Jan 02 |
AqualinaXYZ: Then you do press up on his mandate
Na wetin cause am na planks him been dey do on the mandate, him elbow don sapa finish |
Politics › Re: How To Obtain Your Tax ID In Nigeria Using Your NIN: A Simple Step-By-Step Guide by Talismann: 3:42pm On Jan 01 |
Krankhead: Then you will be jail for not complying with simple rules na ya fada wan go jail am ni |
Nairaland General › Re: Why I Dont Celebrate New Year Or Make Resolutions by Talismann: 7:28am On Jan 01 |
always247: there is nothing like new year, its just an illusion of human beings. nothing changes its just the count that we start again. keep deceiving ya self.
If you go bank to deposit cash, if you like write the former year as date for the slip.
It's a new year with 12 new months different from the past year. It's not an illusion, great men both past and present, religious and secular all celebrate it, you are not more knowledgeable or bigger than they are so better go get your head checked |
Education › Re: 81-Year-Old Father Of Vice-Chancellor Graduates From His Son's University by Talismann: 7:38pm On Dec 30, 2025 |
wetin e wan use am do sef. When where e dey go so na Im near pass  |
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Properties › Re: I Found These Symbols On The Walls Of My New House, Does Anyone Recognise Them? by Talismann: 9:28am On Dec 29, 2025 |
you've been chosen, na your family go birth the antichrist |
Programming › Re: Nairaland Full-stack Vibe Engineering Challenge #1 (Ludo Game) by Talismann: 8:54pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
seun you too stingy try dey show men for here wey don dey with you tey tey love regularly. No be too dey ban |
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Say “merry Christmas” In Different Languages by Talismann: 2:50pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
you say, muje muje, bomb, bomb, muje muje. 
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Politics › Re: Panic In Offa, Kwara, As Midnight Explosions Destroy Buildings by Talismann: 2:48pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
Santa's dropping gifts left, right, centre
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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Santa And What's His Role In Christmas? (photo) by Talismann: 2:43pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
the only two Santa Baba's I know
One don drop e gift, the other one dey package e own gift
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Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Reacts To US Airstrikes In Nigeria by Talismann: 2:38pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
I just dey drink salty tears, sweet tears, sour tears etc since morning
This one tears dey taste amu amu |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills Iranian Quds Force Operative In Lebanon (photos) by Talismann: 12:09pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
natanyahu baba I been cook better catfish stew, when you go turn up na |
Politics › Re: Statement Of Nigeria's Foreign Affairs Ministry On US Strike In Nigeria by Talismann: 10:38am On Dec 26, 2025 |
Putindbutt: Audio strikes.... Where are the pictures of the bodies?. US and their propaganda. God is Good motors dey go sokoto everyday, you know what to do son |
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Receives ₦2 Million Gift After Saying She Was Broke by Talismann: 10:17am On Dec 26, 2025 |
Sonnobax15:
 Nigerian men too mumu for banny matter I swear to God 
Make guyman like me dey in need of 50k now,na wereys like Dem go begin tell me to go and work . But once na banny,na once their preeek go just rise yes that is true, and will not be stopping anytime soon. As a man, that's why you need to hustle. Make your fellow man no use you shine if you no come guide |
Politics › Re: Statement Of Nigeria's Foreign Affairs Ministry On US Strike In Nigeria by Talismann: 10:13am On Dec 26, 2025*. Modified: 2:52pm On Dec 26, 2025 |
Dem suppose invite netanyahu to the party as well
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Politics › Re: In The Interest Of National Unity, Lawyer Asks Tinubu To Withdraw Tax Law by Talismann: 9:40am On Dec 26, 2025 |
Wealthyonos: I laugh at your childishness. So are all the children of our past leaders very great now? Life doesn't work like that. If your children will suffer, good for you. Next time, you don't have to quote me, sense far from you. shey na me be the reason why ya papa no loot public funds. You sef for dey ball by now and e for no tight for you as e be now.
You failed to realize my point which is God and the afterlife has nothing with anything of this. Those guys looting money don't care about the after life. You think they don't go to church and mosque every other day??
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Politics › Re: In The Interest Of National Unity, Lawyer Asks Tinubu To Withdraw Tax Law by Talismann: 6:54pm On Dec 25, 2025 |
Wealthyonos: Till now, our foolish leaders fail to understand that they will not take this money to their grave. You want to tax us to our very last penny? God will judge your generation. No peace for the wicked. I feel your pain bro, but last last them go still gain am. Dem fit no take the money to the after life, but it is more wealth distribution for their children and grandchildren long after they are gone while yours gets nothing of it |
Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅..✅✅✅ Clean 2022 Benz Gle 63 ////////amg... For Sale by Talismann: 12:46pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
misalignment
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Health › Re: FG Launches Policy To Regulate Online Pharmacy Services by Talismann: 10:34am On Dec 24, 2025 |
BAT till year 5099 all must learn |
Travel › Re: My Experience With VIO Personnels... by Talismann: 10:15am On Dec 24, 2025 |
SisterAnn: My own was with FRSC that year. I have driven for many years without a valid drivers license. But because I was a woman, they hardly stopped me to check my partyKola.
But on this fateful day, they stopped me.
As I parked and the guy started approaching, I started forming to be in a haste.
I told them I was a nursing mother and had to quickly dash out to buy groceries and my neighbor whom I left my baby in her care has been calling me that my baby has not stopped crying since I stepped out.
I told them I picked up a purse not containing my license in my hurry.
As I told my sob story I was also rubbing my two breasts and cupping them while swinging them from side to side and feigning that my breast milk was so full and leaking which I told them was a sign that my baby needed me asap.
I came down from my car and was cupping and pressing my two breasts while begging them to let me go.
The young man just had no choice than to me go with my Wahala.
It worked. hand go still meet una. Na una go still dey cry say una no want tax but can't renew vehicle particulars for 35k yearly.
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Celebrities › Re: Twitch Suspends Carter Efe’s Account Days After Becoming Africa’s Most Followed by Talismann: 7:39pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
I watched a few short videos of his streaming sessions even before the ban. I noticed how free he was using the F-word, using some bad words as well and the kolu guy he always talks so harsh too (all in the name of content) even looks like a kid by size.
The algorithm might have thought the "kid" kolu is a child undergoing abuse and the lot hence they banned him.
He should better rush now and go look for lebuke work within the four months ban.
Any other strike on his account after the ban is lifted, na otilo be that. Those guys don't joke. You gat to follow the rules very sanctimoniously |
Politics › Re: Six House Of Reps Members loyal to Wike dump PDP, Defect To APC by Talismann: 1:58pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
it's still a win for the wicked wike
Only the trained eyes will see this |
Politics › Re: Kogi Governor, Usman Ododo Hails Efforts Of His Cabal, Names Leader by Talismann: 10:11pm On Dec 22, 2025*. Modified: 8:31am On Dec 23, 2025 |
ododo olodo dey form cabal but dem dey kidnap everyday for that kabba.
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Politics › Re: Kogi Governor, Usman Ododo Hails Efforts Of His Cabal, Names Leader by Talismann: 10:09pm On Dec 22, 2025 |
zenburster: Kogi state is most unfortunate.
I doubt if they have ever had a reasonable person with an above-room-temperature IQ as governor since the state was created.
Ododo, I pour you spit above-room-temp... What?? Laf wan kill me |
Science/Technology › Re: Chinese Singer, Wang Leehom Performs On Stage With Robot Backup Dancers (video) by Talismann: 7:48am On Dec 22, 2025*. Modified: 11:04am On Dec 22, 2025 |
muumuu shorty robots wey small thing Dem don fall, and to get up na world war 7 |