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Politics › Re: Vice Admiral Idi Abbas Takes Over As The 23rd Indigenous Chief Of Naval Staff by Talismann: 4:16pm On Oct 31, 2025
HydraFeeds:
He did a great job maintaining peace in Rivers .

oops!
riverss kor, cotonou nii
Politics › Re: Pulling Out Parade For Former Chief Of Defence Staff General Christopher Musa by Talismann: 12:44pm On Oct 31, 2025
me sef deserve parade for my highly effective pullout game.

Shade and amaka suppose give me parade
Crime › Re: I Lost My Matured Male Turkey To Thieves Today. by Talismann: 9:00am On Oct 31, 2025
reason why we advice to get a dog. I have two Rottweilers and still planning to get a German shepherd next month. Even cats cannot wander into my compound.

And I have chickens in my compound so don't even tell me they would feast on the birds cos they are trained
Travel › Re: Tinubu's Support Helped Air Peace Crash Fare From $13,000 To $3,000 – Onyema by Talismann: 6:33am On Oct 31, 2025
flight to London at $13,000huh

At this point if you are ignorant in Nigeria, you may just end up praising these clowns thinking they are doing you any good
Business › Re: Dangote Rally Calls As Naira Strengthens, Asks Dollar Holders To Sell Them by Talismann: 9:20pm On Oct 29, 2025
ogbeni, just say you open refinery no mean say you be God.

Na you give them the dollar to hold
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Should Be Talking About Jesus, Leave Women Alone! Lady Slam Femi Lazarus by Talismann: 1:47pm On Oct 29, 2025
na menstrual cramps dey worry this one. Her mood go stabilize after a while
Politics › Re: ‘I'm Still Searching My Past For Any Offence’ Soyinka Reacts As US Revokes Visa by Talismann:
make this man go sit down for one side

E no dey relevant anymore

E suppose to dey follow APAMS dey talk now

E go need better Visa to the after life
Celebrities › Re: Social Media Erupts As Regina Daniels Is Spotted With A Mystery Man by Talismann: 8:06am On Oct 29, 2025
Regina Daniels reminds me of my very first attempt at baking cake.

See, I was so anxious that I didn't allow the cake rise to it's full potential before checking it. I kept opening the oven door to check wether "e don don" and brethren, the cake never did rise again.

Now, when a lady doesn't transition properly from being a teenager to adulthood, that gap in-between na the cake not getting done.

She fit no ever mature till she kpai grin

But Nigerians no wise Sha, that guy fit be her pastor o
Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka Reacts As U.S Revokes His Visa Permanently by Talismann: 4:31pm On Oct 28, 2025
Racoon:
See him hallucinating like he matters to the US. The bigoted cornfield professor must have thought that the US is a lawless country like the one he has helped to enthroned back here.
like you get. He must think so very highly of himself.

May e getat
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Didn’t Attend His Own Father's Burial - Mike Arnold by Talismann: 10:48am On Oct 28, 2025
body just dey sweet me ajeh.

Abeg when Arise TV or VDM go interview this Arnold man.

Baba dey give me excess joy
Celebrities › Re: Car Rental Service Say Regina Daniels Refused To Pay For Services Rendered by Talismann: 6:34am On Oct 28, 2025
kennyz247:
This man action is being sponsored by Regina Daniels haters and probably pained Ned
make una try dey use better charger for una brain naw
Food › Re: Lady Shares The Meals She Made As A Broke Nigerian Student by Talismann: 5:58pm On Oct 27, 2025
na format. When she says "broke" she simply means she is fast running out of cash and she needs steady male clients to cum through for her and in her cheesy
Romance › Re: Lady Gone Viral For Dropping Billing Formats On How To Collect Money From Men by Talismann: 5:26pm On Oct 27, 2025
when it's time to contribute to science and knowledge and quality of life, they experience brain freeze and fog, but when it's time to formulate nonsense, they become very creative
Politics › Re: Egberipapa Lauds Return Of Democracy To Rivers State, Welcomes Fubara, Others by Talismann: 3:48pm On Oct 27, 2025
Kajaard:
Why would a man allow his tummy to get like this? huh huh huh huh huh
dey play, be like you no know say na tradition for dia.

That man own self na 6 packs for where some men dey
Crime › Re: News Update On The Case Of My Murdered Relative (Photo) by Talismann: 12:19pm On Oct 27, 2025
Host78:
everyone trying to be funny... It's the times we are living in now.

Go to Facebook comment section and you'll find them their, copying and pasting the same jokes over and over again
one thing I realized such tards have in common is that they don't pay bills.

A responsible man hustling to pay bills on a daily
Won't even have time
Business › Re: Coca-Cola Records $393 Million Loss In Sale Of Chi Limited by Talismann: 12:12pm On Oct 26, 2025
adamkkk:
I drink coke everyday...

up to 4 plastics a day for straight 8yrs now

dem don suppose make me their GM.
better stop that dirty habit but if not, get a life insurance as soon as possible. Drop small thing with APAMS too.
Werey
Business › Re: Coca-Cola Records $393 Million Loss In Sale Of Chi Limited by Talismann: 12:06pm On Oct 26, 2025
too much noise on top sugar and diabetes

Arrant nuisances
Politics › Re: Retirement Benefits: Service Chiefs To Go Home With Bulletproof Suvs, Prado Jeep by Talismann: 9:58am On Oct 26, 2025
hand go touch all of us, is only a matter of little time
Education › Re: Ahmadu Bello University Denies Involvement In Nuclear Weapon Development by Talismann: 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2025
Topman7:
You have an inferiority complex.

NIGERIA has more than an enough scientific knowledge to develop nuclear weapons.

People like you need to type less and read more, because you don't know anything.

I'm sure you didn't know Nigeria has nuclear reactors which it has maintained for decades.

Do you even know what a nuclear reactor is?
you just dey cap dust. You no just well sha

The only thing that has any affiliation with a reactor is the small research reactor at ABU and it's nuclear core was returned to China so it's not even a full reactor
Education › Re: Ahmadu Bello University Denies Involvement In Nuclear Weapon Development by Talismann: 8:27pm On Oct 25, 2025
Topman7:
You have an inferiority complex.

NIGERIA has more than an enough scientific knowledge to develop nuclear weapons.

People like you need to type less and read more, because you don't know anything.

I'm sure you didn't know Nigeria has nuclear reactors which it has maintained for decades.

Do you even know what a nuclear reactor is?
na you and your family build the reactors? Abi you think say na filling station
Politics › Re: Gombe Commissioner, Abdullahi Bello & Orderly Die In Car Accident (pics) by Talismann: 10:02pm On Oct 24, 2025
chatinent:
Typing in motion. Give me a moment..
Rip in advance, a moment of silence
Health › Re: 7 Body Organs You Can Live Without by Talismann: 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2025
I think brain is among ain't it? Cos the number of people without a brain in Nigeria now is so alarming and they are very much alive
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nigerian Lady "Creates" Her Own Adam Out Of Clay by Talismann:
crappy AI goyslop. Notice the inconsistency in the moulded man's face and even color in both pictures

Notice the inconsistency on the tear on the right leg of her jean in both pictures

Notice the inconsistency in her braid in both pictures

Alot of Y'all are so gullible
Forum Games › Re: Delete One Forever by Talismann: 5:50am On Oct 24, 2025
na to delete all of una rather than touch anything on that list
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Defends Himself In Court After Sacking All His Lawyers (video) by Talismann: 5:50pm On Oct 23, 2025
the man has balls of titanium, I'll give him that.

The rest of us cower in fear and afraid to speak up.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Graça Machel: First Lady In 2 Countries by Talismann: 2:07pm On Oct 23, 2025
imagine riding two presidential executive gbolas.

Just imagine
Crime › Re: The Policeman That Shot Out A Car Tyre In Delta State Has Been Arrested by Talismann: 9:31am On Oct 23, 2025
Cutezt:
This incident is highly alarming and just speaks of the kind of people being recruited into the force.

A bullet fired at a vehicle's tire is not guaranteed to stop there. It can ricochet off the asphalt or metallic parts of the car. Given the urban location, this bullet could have struck an innocent passerby or even someone inside a nearby building, resulting in severe injury or death.

I saw a video of a police officer slapping a full-grown man on the way yesterday, with his wife sitting inside the car in broad daylight. I was just brimming with anger, may God never put me in that situation, cos I don't know if I can contain my anger even with his gun. We go drag that gun.

I suggest all officers must go through a mandatory and recurring mental health evaluation. A person with unchecked emotional volatility, impulse control issues, or significant stress and trauma is a danger to the public.
so even with your wife in close proximity to danger and even getting unalived, you go dey drag gun with policeman abi?

I pity you. You folks don't realize that getting up everyday as a Nigerian, going out and coming back is a miracle in itself, many ways to get unalived just need to be wise.

Apply wisdom
Pets › Re: Which Breed Is This Please by Talismann: 9:48pm On Oct 22, 2025
this one na eku shepherd grin

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