dollyjoy:
I be full yard

SPOT ON Girl!

prettythicksme:
Make i no lie,i am far from wife material!

LOL,
Madam, husband scarce oh

Timolanki:
This kind of ladies ones existed. Op are u married? Hook up with me let me test run u since u claim to b one of them.

search there in your neighbourhood, i'm sure she's somehow, somewhere waiting for you!

ritababe:


lol good

hahaha, sup babe?

shamsuRana:

Are you one of them? Be sincere..

Yes and i'm sincere!

QUALITIES OF A GOOD HOUSE WIFE MATERIAL!!!

1. If Your Girlfriend comes to your House
and Joins
you in Drinking boiled Water, Please Marry
Her.

2. If you take her Out To a Restaurant and
She Orders Cheap Food and Pure Water
instead of Expensive
meals,
She is Understanding Marry her.

3. If She sees Someone with Bugatti but
decides to
follow You with no Car, My Brother Take
Her Home As Soon As Possible.

4. If She Comes to your House Cooks For
You and
Washes Your Clothes Inculiding Your Boxer,
Man What Are You Waiting For??

5. You gave her 50K for Shopping but She
went for a
Simple Dress and Brought Back 40k to you,
Man Marry Her..

6. If She Calls you Everyday and asks if you
're good, Brother Claim her Hand in Marrage!!
!

7. If She used to give You her Pocket
Money Every
Week, She loves you.
Please Marry Her.

8. If both of you enter A Bus and She Pays,
Man That is a good sign Go For Her!!

9. Whenever She is Eating with you and
She's waiting for you to take meat first before she does,
She Respects You Just Marry Her.

10. When you Ask her What She Wants and
She says
Nothing,
Brother she Deserves Everything.
Give Her All You Have.



QUESTION !!!!
.....DO SUCH LADIES EXIST


ANSWER: Yes, we here!!!


LADIES ARE YOU THERE?

Very cute.
Team, daddies are the best

Awww

mailmalc:
[center]If the room is quiet inside it, why shout/
this chapter is final/ the prime time is mine now/
my strength inspires but the weak stays tired, of which/
i spend more time trying to conquer the enemy within . . /
. . me but first, gotta learn to control then compose myself/
i'm too unprodigal to disown so i console myself/
i know i can be the best if i could undo my fears/
from the tight shackles of regrets r ma loose myself/
done scrolling through many scripted pages. .   . /
been searching life's secret for ages/
.  .  knowlegde beyond human's comprehension/
wisdom like Solomons but in a more modern dimension/
dreams ain't dreams' if it can't be fulfilled/
i don't dream, i think of reality while i sleep !/
this could be me speakin thru an alter ego/
i walk wit ma heads high, i could never lay low/[/center]

hahaha....

Hydrog3n:
Hope you didn't take it personal. You have to understand that the weed some niggas are taking hasn't been discovered yet

LOL, i get you

and nah... I know what staying in this place entails...
can we fight? Me and you

WoW

Say no to social medial ramblings...

Rhymzydmf:
Impressive nigga!! 9ce1

Lovely glasses.

Cute baby.

So how do i upload voice notes on here, please.

Thank you.......man.

Uhmmm, sorry if i upset you with the threads i create

But you sure have an option though; just move pass them, next time.

Thank you all thesame!

Alezy:
And ur dimples look grt

aww....Thanku

cruzita:
nairaland is a home for all species of people,both mentally challenged and sensible ones.so be prepared to be attacked unnecessarily and scandals must locate u as long as u are on nairaland

Uhhmm, seriously?

WoW, you wont believe this - I've gotten similar response from many folks on here.

I appreciate your input love. Nice sobriquet btw.

misspicy:
Avoid gossip

but it seems its in your blood,you will surely get a scandal soonest



















joking

avoid PM's or talking/meeting with people outside Nairaland

Common now, that was too harsh sef

Not like i dwell too much in 'gossiping' but once in a while .....you knw na? LOL


I know i shouldnt meet up with persons i dont know. Atleast not persons on social media.


I should know better, yes? lol good pm and thank you darl!

What's 'OP'
Smh

AlienStar:
Whatever!

ah!

Sowie girl, i actually wanted to 'quote' someone else joor.
One big head above¡

AlienStar:
Stay off gossips, it ain't good for your health.

Na wa for you sef

i said keep off joor

By the way, you look great on that hair-do @layla2

layla129:
Well, the only way to avoid it is to just respect yourself and stay on your lane...even with these, scandals will still locate you inside your own thread .

P.S i don't know how you plan to avoid scandals since you love gossips and can't keep things within you

LOL.. Not like i do poke my nose in people's affairs oh.
I just do normall conversing, especially when its educative.


How do you mean 'scandals in my own thread'

The babes are shy, maybe. I just wanted to wind down on here, discussing with ya'all.

Anyways its all good. I'd compile a list that would help us all 'pretty soon'. Thanks...

AirSultan:
.

There you go again. Good pm

vivalavida:

confession time.
I had to go and peep at the pix too
and u look good

Thank you, handsome.
You're not looking bad either!

...

saintkel:
Not as pretty as u baby, men! Where u created on sunday?

LOL. Thesame day as everybody else!
Why ask

Alright, thank you! @Hydrogen.

Test one... Two... Three...



Hey dont underate this lass/
who for so long is been studying the game, no class/
.....i mean ya'all got a phobia for nasty thoughts, i'm here to give a good head, like a babe giving BJs to a chap/!
So they call it flow for rank, i call it tit for tat/
Mess with me and get your life blown with a bullets from my gats/!
Tally so fly, Ya all niggas sky-diving/
Your swag's wack mehn/
Taking alapkomeji's shoeless pics is the only way ya get a nice outfit/!