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Oga jbluv55! Madam say make I tell u say she being put kofi for u in the kichi

SpcAgtOko:
Good morning Tamudo
Please tell JBluv55 that i left him some coffee in the kitchen

Have a good day.

Will do just that..... N u av urself a good night rest

Happy Birthday DAVEP
Really admire the way this MAN describe thinz

SpcAgtOko.... Aint u suppose to be sliping by now
Good am/pm

SpcAgtOko:
Salam alaikum Tamudo

Good A.M/P.M

dre11:
I did as u said.. ....
How did urs go

Hope u did enjoyed urs

I ad no choice

dre11:
I see u all
Tamudo, crystalflakes, Truckpusher and mismore

Wish una do best of the day





Where is mah Africanapple self

Enjoy ur day too sir Dre!

Jbluv55:
If guys are lookers, what should the ladies be na?

Lookeys
Just for laugh
One day oga decided 2 surprise his wife. He took all day to bake a cake in the shape of a big HEART with the help of the maid.
The maid asked oga what the shape meant and he simply said"LOVE". Madam came back shouting at the maid who she met sleeping.
Madam: will u get up now! Stupid girl what hav u been doing since morning?
Maid: Madam no vex abeg. Me & oga dey make LOVE since morning na just now
now we finish I say make I lie down rest small."The woman fainted.
Na the house maid fault?

SpcAgtOko:
kelly27 you are quiet just like Tamudo.

Why are the quiet ones always guys?

quiet u say? more like lookers. it looks better this way"why are the lookers always guys"

SpcAgtOko:
Hope you have a day as fabulous as Jb...and that's uber fabulous.

actooaly I would av prefer it to be as fabulous as tam but since na jb u take deceive yam,u r on the right track....

SpcAgtOko:
Good morning Tamudo

Good morning/night

Jbluv55:
Wow!! See fried eat o. Na im you nor invite us come your domain to come chow?

I figued out u will be to busy to Drop by, that's y I carry yam com give una 4 here

courtesy of the security camera*according to spc* na una salah meat be dis oooo

Jbluv55: Thank God you came out today.

Iver been ordered to serve you anything you would want for the parry. What do I dring?

I only came out to gv a shout out to the celebrant.....N I bk to as usual

Happy Birthday BEEY! Wishing you all the very best. Av fun!

woky: My nyt was very short..

Trust u enjoyed ur sleep

I had no idea how mine went cos I slept it all thru

@woky.. Good a.m. Hope u had a very good nite rest.

Jbluv55: Buhehehehe . Feel free ma'am . Take a very good seat and observe as much as you want but don't hesitate to call on me if you need a drink to quench thirst .

*whispers to her*....we have a favorite observer here too. He goes by the name Tamudo.....but shhhh....don't let him know I told you o

*runs away*

Hmmmm! *The gods are silent*

Happy Independent Day MY CoUNtRY! I know we will surely get there.that is what I'm working towards as a Nigerian*IN Vin Diesel voice* ARE YOU WITH ME!

Jbluv55: We go finish that season film today o

So u won win the money abi? Goodluck with that

SpcAgtOko: Tamudo!

No need to reply... I just feel weird seeing you down there and not saying hi... and I feel weird when you reply... Just saying hi and taking note of your presence

Now Mrs JB don cofush me...Me also aprlshe8 the HI saying and I say hi bk*abeg no need to feel wired ooo*

Jbluv55: As it is, for now "matter dug and buried" .

Sorry I didn't reply you in time as I came back and met "fire on the mountain" .

Oga jab, I abvstand ooo. I was dr also but doing... u knw what

Jbluv55: Tamudo bro I see you o. I actually have an interesting story for you to read and analyze if you will .

Here:

www.nairaland.com/1921987/jennylove7575-fraud-false-allegation

*whispers to him*....I went the whole 9 yards

@oga jb, I don read am fullnish ooo.phew! This one pass season firm ooo...*back to the matter*oga jb y did u ask me to read it and what was ur take on the matter?

SpcAgtOko: Good morning Tamudo.

Morning Mrs Jb.....*rush out of trend*

Jbluv55: you commented?

Yeah! I did...dis one na special okason. Even if u get opponent self,u go still win as ur team did today....I don over comment self

Jbluv55: *comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

Oga jb don finish am oooooo. Kia! Imagine say I be spc......

Jbluv55: The 2nd and final day is today and the wooing for today has just started.

Here you go

www.nairaland.com/1921661/wooing-challenge-2014-mens-edition/18#1921661.607

I did witness the 1st show(the later part thou). I don dy the 2nd self since.tks for the link

Jbluv55: Expecting you there o . I hope you know the thread?

Will be there surely.......I go find am

Jbluv55: Well, the bartender has a duty to woo a very beautiful lady later on and he needs to prepare for that .

Hmmmm! Interesting! Oga jb wooing..I hear! I must be there doing what I know how to do best...*books flight ticket*

Jbluv55: Hehehe . Ok sire . Do I get to serve you anything today? Its KelvinGraphics birthday party and you are invited to join in the fun .

Oh MY! Oga KelvinGraphics Happy Birthday to you oooooooo.
Oga jb,abt the drink, I will pass

Jbluv55: But I noticed you also used to visit technology?

I used to be very active there too, supplying codes for apps and giving tips on how to solve problems as regards computers and fones.

Just as I said earlier,I don't av any particular section that I visit only does on fp.I guess that particular topic made fp n I gv tips.

Jbluv55: Interesting. But you were once used to commenting, what made you change?

Well hmmmmm!*scratching head* I really don't know. I guess I enjoy reading post than make one or maybe I v nothing to post or errrm*abeg I no know again self*