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Tatafo!

You dey ask me?

Which hand I dey fall since morning? You no dey tire ni?

Abeg gist something else.

Yup, yup.

Have you been miserable before?

It means pfft.

Any gist for me?

Pfft. . .

At the expense of our hunger?

^^ You dey monitor people's NL activities ni?

bright007:
Ha Tanimz no fall my hand naw.

No vex, I no know say you get hand.

But still, I no be ya house maid - truth is bitter as they say.

ID, abeg hurry up.

bright007:
Hey!Tanimz pls say sorry to these barking dogs.(No offence)

I resemble ya house maid?

Idowuogbo:
^so i resemble biliki d house help shey na wah o
hmm u bet no go sweel wiv dis your chop chop habit , soon u go begin bisect fox sey na bush meat

You be the expert for drive-thru's na. Cold dey for outside na, you don't want your Badosky Jnr. to starve, do ya?

Who are the intruders?

Excuse me?

Choi!

EFE! No make I vex for you o! Who dey share guy with you?

bright007:
Emm, u say u b ogun guy.were u dey?

Ogun girl, and not guy.

Efe, good that you take two showers a day. Keep it up!

Who else has got a question for moi?

Um. . . What gist?

^^ Aww. . .

ID, I want KFC mashed potatoes and spicy wings.

Yes, but you don't have to be Hausa to eat Tuwo.

Don't ya think?

^^ Aproko.

Oshe dear. Ka sun re, ka ji re. Odaaro.

Depends on the type of help you need.

Do you like tuwo?

^^ Good for you. I be Ogun girl.

Nope.

Do you take a shower twice a day?

Efe, wetin be your own? Why you dey interrupt our conversation?

Um. . . Why the question?

I thought you were going to bed.

Yeah.

Did you make your bed this morning?

Southwest.

You?

Tuntun abi? Oshe dear. Ki odun tuntun yi mu idunu ati ibukun wa si'nu aiye wa. Mo wa pa jare. Iwo nko dear?

bright007:
Sora sora.so gbo?

Ni tori?

bright007:
Mofe sun

Okay, ka ji re.

No.

Do you do the dishes?