make i laff?

Person hold you?

El Guapo:

Okay lets take it that i said nothing.

nor dey form shy-shy around me jor. . .pls continue and pretend say I nor dey here  

A man called Gap-O was calling the house Doc ''Doctor,i tink my wife T_z is going deaf''
''Well i'ld give u some tips to know how far worst she is deaf,when u're talking to her,try to be at a distance and say a word,if she doesn't respond u can get closer and say it again,keep doing it till she responds'' adviced the Doc.
On getin home and seeing T_z at the dinning, Gap-O shouts frm the door ''Sweetie want are we havin 4 dinner''? But there ws no response, so Gap-O kept asking and walked closer until he ws a feet away when he asked again just for T_z to yell back ''And for the Eleventh time i said Meatloaf!''

That's funny

Now who's the deaf one??

who get liver?

efe i lyk d remix.

d joke dn make sense.

Efe dey find trouble. No be me go be ya victim. Go look elsewhere.

Eldav, you don laff finish?

Efe and Tz were walking out of the Gym when this converso ensue
Efeangrily) i'ld break that goddamn weighing Machine one day.
Tzpuzzled) why?
Efe:anytym i get on that machine it screams out ''One at a time pls!''

Now who fat here?

i jst try smile.

i knw say d joke funny u wella,abi?

El Guapo:

Efe and Tz were walking out of the Gym when this converso ensue
Efeangrily) i'ld break that goddamn weighing Machine one day.
Tzpuzzled) why?
Efe:anytym i get on that machine it screams out ''One at a time pls!''

Now who fat here?

Nice one!

Tz thatz all folks 4 nw,am eager to respond to nature call.See ya morrow and dnt let this eldav of a guy capitalise at my absence.

El Guapo:

Tz thatz all folks 4 nw,am eager to respond to nature call.See ya morrow and dnt let this eldav of a guy capitalise at my absence.

Which kind instruction be that?

lol.

Tz not again,lemme catch up wif dis sleep abeg,Echi anyi ekwuzie.

Mschew. Na you sabi.

5 mins for a commercial break and una wan finish me here now, abi??

eldav:

efe i lyk d remix.

d joke dn make sense.

Thanks man

tanimz:

Efe dey find trouble. No be me go be ya victim. Go look elsewhere.

I can but try now - abi?

You could have tried someone else. By the way, that was more than five minutes.

El Guapo:

Mrs Gap-O and Tz were walking out of the Gym when this converso ensue
Mrs Gap-O: (angrily) i'ld break that goddamn weighing Machine one day.
Tzpuzzled) why?
Mrs Gap-O :anytym i get on that machine it screams out ''One at a time pls!''

Now who fat here?

Man, you go begin pay me for helping you edit this stuff?

good publisher like moi are few and far between!  

El Guapo:

Tz thatz all folks 4 nw,am eager to respond to nature call.See ya morrow and dnt let this eldav of a guy capitalise at my absence.

and you think say na only 1 person wan muscle in here??  

Hello Y'all

Hiya!

Compliments Tanz! How re u?

d thread don dey do way keeping , boring it don die

Madam,how re ya?

nana:

Madam,how re ya?

Type in a recognized language, will ya?

Anyway, how far?

nana:

Compliments Tanz! How re u?

Thanks dear, same to you.
I'm doing well, keeping my head up.

tanimz:

Type in a recognized language, will ya?

Anyway, how far?

Thanks dear, same to you.
I'm doing well, keeping my head up.

Aight ma'am

Am goodie goodie

^^ Good to know.

Idowuogbo:

d thread don dey do way keeping , boring it don die

Oya spice am up now

girls, any gossip tonight??

spice wetinn i resemble ingredients , abeg go market if u nid spice
no gist d thread no evn groove like b4 , i miss my ex blcksta sef

^^ Aww. . .

ID, I want KFC mashed potatoes and spicy wings.

^so i resemble biliki d house help shey na wah o
hmm u bet no go sweel wiv dis your chop chop habit , soon u go begin bisect fox sey na bush meat

ID

I want Vicks in his birthday suit delivered to me sharp-sharp

b/4 I turn lesbo

^u beta call adaeze dat u have agreed party in d stream wiv her sisters , tseew victor ko vector ni

Triple ko? Sin ni?

abeg-e carry am come ma side jor

Congo dey itch (again)

abi you want make I face you instead??