₦airaland Forum

Choi!

Ni mi ke? Ma da Tayo lohun. O ti man jealous eyan ju.

^^ Good to know.

No. You can't.

Do you do house chores?

nana:
Madam,how re ya?

Type in a recognized language, will ya?

Anyway, how far?

nana:
Compliments Tanz! How re u?

Thanks dear, same to you.
I'm doing well, keeping my head up.

Hiya!

No!

Are you?

Shior. So wa pa?

No.

Are you from Mushin?

No.

Do I seem like a northerner?

bright007:
Kosi nkankan.mokan bere ni

Okay ni'gbayen. So wa?

You could have tried someone else. By the way, that was more than five minutes.

Mschew. Na you sabi.

El Guapo:
Tz thatz all folks 4 nw,am eager to respond to nature call.See ya morrow and dnt let this eldav of a guy capitalise at my absence.

Which kind instruction be that?

Yes.

Do you like Hausa language?

Yes. But that's if Efe can make Suya.

You live in the US?

El Guapo:
Efe and Tz were walking out of the Gym when this converso ensue
Efeangrily) i'ld break that goddamn weighing Machine one day.
Tzpuzzled) why?
Efe:anytym i get on that machine it screams out ''One at a time pls!''

Now who fat here?

Nice one!

Efe dey find trouble. No be me go be ya victim. Go look elsewhere.

Eldav, you don laff finish?

Nah, been a while. I wish I could have some though.

Are you feeling cold?

No, I love it!

Efemena_xy:
No, I'm not

feeling quite the opposite as I might have to turn down the heating

and oh, b/4 I forget Tanimz - keep the white stuff over there pls. . . .nor let am reach this side again

Do you think Idomie is a nutrious food or just a sad alternative fad to proper local food?

Shey he don come una side again ni?

It came last week, was terrible - 26 inches. Should be here again in a week.

Do you like suya?

Person hold you?

Efe, you don see the gist now?

Pretty cold, but alright. At least it's not snowing.

Are you feeling cold?

There is no gist here. Look elsewhere.

^^ Tatafo!

El Guapo:
Hope u wouldn't mind if i take a closer edge towards your seat?

Closer gini?

Good for you!

Mo ma daran o. Bawo ni tie se je?

No.

Are you a university graduate?

No.

Are you a university graduate?

No.

Are you from Enugu?

No, never smoked it in my life.

Do you enjoy watching the news?