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Who dey house?

See goat o, so na every living thing with bia bia deserve respect?

Pharoh:
^^

Tanizm how i take dey make you vex . . just joking with you.

You know how i take you and who you be to me . . so make you arrange ya face for me.

So how you dey and wetin dey happen for ya side? . .

Mschew, you no even sabi spell my name again.

I swear, I dey vex!

^^ You like to dey vex me all the time!

Shior.

Do you think Achebe is a pedagogue?

No.
BoboYekini, please go and look for your playmate elsewhere.

Do you think Chinua Achebe ought to win a nobel prize?

KDK, will you?

Pharoh!

No.

Aren't you supposed to be in bed now?

Efe, I dey o. How ya side?

Yes.

Are you happy?

*Ignores Efe's comment.*

KDK, please forget about Efe, will ya?

Hello passerby and confusionist!

I don't see a yes/no question.

Efe, can you follow the rules of the game?

Yes I have.

Have you read Uwem Akpan's Say you're one of them?

No, you don dey mad.

Do you know that you are mad?

I don't think I've fallen in love before.

I have no business with your plans.

No, I can't. Human beings have their different ways of expressing/showing love.

I'm not a love expert, so I can't tell you more.

No.

BoboYekini is a goat, don't you think?

Yes, I do.

Can you respect people?

Love - a feeling of strong emotions/passion toward something/body.

Next. . .

You get talk wey get sense?

What is TDB?

Yes, thank you better person.

BoboYekini, do you know what 'respect' is?

I resemble person wey dey watch tales by moonlight?

Yes, I'd love to talk rubbish about 'her'.

Mind you, you don't speak to me with an angry tone. Got that?

Which Tanimz? Tanimz resemble animal?

Wetin you wan come do for my house?

Local hunter, you don show. Who be ya prey today?

I try not to judge, but most times they can be annoying.

Do you like insane people?

Who to call. . . Who to call . . .

Abeg, no vex me this evening.