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^^ Sweet potato, I've been good. Missed you as well.

Where/what is 'hm'?

I dey important before na. Don't hate.

When next do I get to see you?

No.

Have you?

Mschew, dey suppose deport you.

^^ Who are the "dis"? Did you leave your manners on the Mediterranean?

The one and only Lalaboi I know.

Lalaboi!

We don catch am already. Thanks.

Pweety4me:

Hey! Where have you been?

Yes.

Do you like Banky W?

You no think say he dey strapped up already ni?

Badosky, wetin nau?

^^ The guy sleigh across the ice on the Mediterranean.

^^ Badosky! I no know why my name just dey sweet Snthesis for mouth o.

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Imagine. . . see me see trouble oh!. . . tis' photosynthesis wan pour carbohydrate sythesis inside my garium-III-oxocarbonateIV solution. . .

* grabs a m9 and waits patiently for the rat to enter it's trap *

tanimz come here my dear. . . .

How many people dey claim me for this thread?

KDK:
Bashy, stop pimping my woman out. Nonsense.

snthesis:
^^
She must gree by laffin by laffta

@Taninmzpie
I made no mistake

You go fear name na.

I still believe you made a mistake.

KDK:
Bashy, FYI, Tanimz and myself are very much in love, everyday is valentine. I profess my love daily to my sweetest of hearts - Tanimz

Aw. My sweet potato.

bashy_demy:
Tanimz how are you doing long time

I'm doing great. I know say una don miss me wella. How body?

snthesis:
‎​​‎​‎​Tanimz was sure that her Snthesis was having Sex with the maid so she laid a trap.
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband. That night when they went to bed,Snthesis gave d same old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started Sex,
When he finished, Wife said - "U didn't expect me in this bed, did u?" & switched on the light, "No Madam!" said Studio d aboki Gateman.

MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!

I believe you made a mistake in the bolded.

snthesis:
@Tanimz
Me - everybody? Haba is it dat bad?
Can I come home now
I'll get u a shinier pink scale

Come home to where? Are you sure you're talking to the right person?

shakara4u:
tanx pweety, howdy?

No problem. I'm fine, how art thee faring?

KDK:
Thanks Efe N Element G.
Neways, this is the conversation between Tanimz and myself during one of our eat outs.

KDK: We men generally don't trust something that bleeds for days every month and doesn't die.

Tanimz: Well, us women don't trust something with 2 heads and only 1 brain.

Ingenious, innit?

My name don turn to essential commodity - everybody must have a piece. It's not easy.

bashy_demy:
Tanimz girl long time where have you been? NL don miss you ooo and beside my name sweet for your mouth

_{No offense}

Hehe. So you missed me?

Anyway, I been dey busy. How ya life?

He could be the one.

Nice jokes Shakara. Keep it up.

Bloody derailers.

Back to topic: My valentine - he knows himself.

lancaster:
which tribe him be?

The one and only Bashy!

Idowuogbo:
ok cant wait to have u bck full time , honey coca cola

@tz
omo orton ti fe pa  mi o .he wants to pay 4 your bride price by force
i have started to collect by visiting his cousins yakoyo  restaurant in maduguri

Are you serious?

Hi people!

Hiya!

Idowuogbo:
^ kai
igabwo lo di ruth aboko ku , chill now , see u jus dey vapourise on d xy chromosone

Leave me o. Leave me. He has to make the declaration that he has left Efe.

KDK:
Bashy,bail me out nau?

Bail you out, because? Since when you turn to prisoner? Mschew, make the declaration jare!