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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by tanimz(f): 9:42pm On Feb 04, 2011
^^ Sweet potato, I've been good. Missed you as well. cheesy

Where/what is 'hm'? huh
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:41pm On Feb 04, 2011
I dey important before na. Don't hate. cool
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? 2 by tanimz(f): 9:40pm On Feb 04, 2011
When next do I get to see you? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by tanimz(f): 9:37pm On Feb 04, 2011
No.

Have you?
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:36pm On Feb 04, 2011
Mschew, dey suppose deport you. angry
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:08pm On Feb 04, 2011
^^ Who are the "dis"? Did you leave your manners on the Mediterranean? angry
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment by tanimz(f): 8:58pm On Feb 04, 2011
The one and only Lalaboi I know. cool
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment by tanimz(f): 8:50pm On Feb 04, 2011
Lalaboi!
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 8:49pm On Feb 04, 2011
We don catch am already. Thanks.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by tanimz(f): 8:48pm On Feb 04, 2011
Pweety4me:
sad
Hey! Where have you been? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by tanimz(f): 8:47pm On Feb 04, 2011
Yes.

Do you like Banky W?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 8:44pm On Feb 04, 2011
You no think say he dey strapped up already ni? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 8:42pm On Feb 04, 2011
Badosky, wetin nau? sad
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:39pm On Feb 04, 2011
^^ The guy sleigh across the ice on the Mediterranean. cool
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 8:38pm On Feb 04, 2011
^^ Badosky! I no know why my name just dey sweet Snthesis for mouth o. tongue
Boss Ttdiamonds:
Imagine. . . see me see trouble oh!. . . tis' photosynthesis wan pour carbohydrate sythesis inside my garium-III-oxocarbonateIV solution. . .

* grabs a m9 and waits patiently for the rat to enter it's trap *

tanimz come here my dear. . . .
How many people dey claim me for this thread? tongue

KDK:
Bashy, stop pimping my woman out. angry Nonsense.
grin grin grin
snthesis:
^^
She must gree by laffin by laffta

@Taninmzpie kiss
I made no mistake
You go fear name na. tongue

I still believe you made a mistake. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 8:33pm On Feb 04, 2011
KDK:
Bashy, FYI, Tanimz and myself are very much in love, everyday is valentine. I profess my love daily to my sweetest of hearts - Tanimz kiss kiss kiss
Aw. My sweet potato. kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Nyt Out by tanimz(f): 2:19am On Feb 04, 2011
bashy_demy:
Tanimz how are you doing long time
I'm doing great. I know say una don miss me wella. How body? cool
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 2:19am On Feb 04, 2011
snthesis:
‎​​‎​‎​Tanimz was sure that her Snthesis was having Sex with the maid so she laid a trap.
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband. That night when they went to bed,Snthesis gave d same old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started Sex,
When he finished, Wife said - "U didn't expect me in this bed, did u?" & switched on the light, "No Madam!" said Studio d aboki Gateman.

MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed! grin grin
I believe you made a mistake in the bolded. cool
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 2:17am On Feb 04, 2011
snthesis:
@Tanimz kiss
Me - everybody? Haba is it dat bad?
Can I come home now kiss
I'll get u a shinier pink scale grin grin
tongue

Come home to where? Are you sure you're talking to the right person? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Nyt Out by tanimz(f): 9:37pm On Feb 03, 2011
shakara4u:
tanx pweety, howdy?
No problem. I'm fine, how art thee faring? cool
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh it Off with Efe by tanimz(f): 9:31pm On Feb 03, 2011
KDK:
Thanks Efe N Element G.
Neways, this is the conversation between Tanimz and myself during one of our eat outs.

KDK: We men generally don't trust something that bleeds for days every month and doesn't die.

Tanimz: Well, us women don't trust something with 2 heads and only 1 brain.
Ingenious, innit? grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:29pm On Feb 03, 2011
My name don turn to essential commodity - everybody must have a piece. It's not easy. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 9:25pm On Feb 03, 2011
bashy_demy:
Tanimz girl long time where have you been? NL don miss you ooo and beside my name sweet for your mouth

No offense
Hehe. So you missed me? tongue

Anyway, I been dey busy. How ya life? cool
Forum GamesRe: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (Part 2) by tanimz(f): 4:00am On Feb 03, 2011
He could be the one. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Nyt Out by tanimz(f): 2:33am On Feb 03, 2011
Nice jokes Shakara. Keep it up. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lets Rub Minds Together, Valentine Is Fast Approaching by tanimz(f): 2:31am On Feb 03, 2011
Bloody derailers. angry

Back to topic: My valentine - he knows himself. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 1:33am On Feb 03, 2011
lancaster:
which tribe him be?
The one and only Bashy! grin
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 1:21am On Feb 03, 2011
Idowuogbo:
ok cant wait to have u bck full time , honey coca cola cheesy cheesy cheesy

@tz
omo orton ti fe pa  mi o .he wants to pay 4 your bride price by force
i have started to collect by visiting his cousins yakoyo  restaurant in maduguri
grin grin grin grin

Are you serious? grin
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 4:55pm On Feb 02, 2011
Hi people! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 4:09pm On Jan 31, 2011
cool
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 3:27pm On Jan 31, 2011
Hiya! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by tanimz(f): 7:05pm On Jan 26, 2011
Idowuogbo:
^ kai shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
igabwo lo di ruth aboko ku , chill now , see u jus dey vapourise on d xy chromosone grin grin grin
Leave me o. Leave me. He has to make the declaration that he has left Efe. angry

KDK:
Bashy,bail me out nau?
Bail you out, because? Since when you turn to prisoner? Mschew, make the declaration jare! angry

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