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Abi I resemble mother Christmas?

Criminal!

^^ Tatafo, next time dey do ya research well. Dem tell you say KDK belongs to anyone but me?

^^

bashy_demy:
^^ LOL you put eyes for pocket abi no be badosky senior call you smallie up there and she knows you very well

Shurrup jo!

So if she put her hand inside fire, you too go put hand join? Follow-follow.

snthesis:
^^ehmm!! Bros y u dey talk anyhw to my Sweet Smallie

You no get right to call me smallie. I am Badosky Jnr. to you.

Okay, because she didn't call you means she doesn't care?

My God, your thinking is so premature.

Don't bother yourself. I don already cook egusi soup with all the condiments and I don pound yam for KDK.

As for the sharing - e no dey my vocabulary.

Sha no finish am. The biscuit suppose last 1 week.

He has a claim!

I am his rightful owner!

Efe, back off!

Na my mansion you dey call cabin?

She wants to break my neck.

^^ His number wetin wife?!

You don miss road, go back and ask for directions.

No.

Do I look so?

Expire.

Atlas.

Who you dey caress? Mutated fool.

You are a fool!

Roki/KC/Jammy/GC/Lola.

Can't wait!

No.

Are you going to call loved ones today?

^^ Nkita, living things dey talk, you too dey carry mouth join. You well like this?

Studio CFR:
u are on heat, i go free u till u calm down mtchew

Mschew, bloody he-goat.

^^ Why my name just dey sweet you for mouth like this?

bashy_demy:
So Tanimz na Smallie if you fumble where i dey again you go see wetin i go do you

Bia Boniface, you don start again. Who tell you say I be smallie. I resemble smallie for ya eye? Mschew.

He-goat, na so una dey greet for your village?

El Guano don dey mara.

Told you so!

Aw. Darling!

Take care dear. Work well so you can earn enough money to buy the house I told you about.

Both doctor and patient. Na wa o.

KDK:
Tanimz, dear, they want to spoil what we share as they know dis is for real.No mind dem jor. Mmmmmmuaaahhhh. . .A jo ma lo gba yi pe o  o, lo gba lo gba . . (still humming Kwam 1's song)

Amin!

How are you doing love?

Your doctor no well.

You this borikwa, you want make my head burst?

You well like this?

No.

Do you?