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Hakuna matata!

Yinkalink, why your jokes always dey long?

^^ Any psychiatric home around? Bashy needs immediate attention.

El Guapo:
Tz u get luck run i 4 . . .

I don come back, wetin you wan do?

E be like say you dey high on ogogoro.

El Guapo:
Lmao. . . U want xplanation nw abi?

Idowu comes at Midnyt to drink a glass of Tequila<£10,000> on your name!

Lysaa Tequila<£10,000>

Baby_me Orange juice french brand<£25,000>

Tz bag of Pure H2o <N1000>

Efemena Kai-kai one Jar <N5000>

Oya calculate! And na only ladies dey buy 4 your head Y?

Element! No pay El Guano anything! The guy na thief! I've never had anything from him, the guy come dey write pure water. No let him use im Ibo man sense decieve you. You are smarter than that.

^^ See im mouth like better price. Shey na that ya negative account you go take pay her? Foolish thing.

No.

Are you a student?

^^ You fit wash im pata.

Where is Lysaa?

Same answer.

Do you shovel snow?

I don't drink alcohol.

Yes o! Imagine the amount of snow I had to shovel this morning, not funny at all.

Do you want to relocate to Naija some day?

Yes, the official wear for the Badosky Snr.

Did it snow last night over there?

Cow, I can see that you've not been milked. Konji dey hold you, but no be me go be ya victim. Mschew.

No.

Are you wearing a skirt?

Odunnu.

This Lysaa take style wicked o.

No.

Do you remember "Queen's Primer" from Nursery school?

^^ Google wetin? Abeg, help a fellow human being out na.

bashy_demy:
Efe me spoil abeg no implicate me ooo me wey i still be V****N and Tanimz and Kunbee dey trip for me you want make them loose interest in me cos am spoiled beyond repair? LOL am a saint i dont even know it the thing they be self can you explain to me in Camera?

Are you alright at all? Who get interest in you?

bashy_demy:
hmmm so na all of una no get facebook make una stop that una lie jor na studio or stayo una think say una dey lie for mscheww

Some people just don't like accepting the truth and facing reality.

bashy_demy:
lol Taminz you know me now you know i've got a good taste so that can't be even you self as you hot reach i still dey put you on condition now

You are a cow!

Na me you dey put on condition? See im mouth like 'condition' sef.

No.

Are you?

Studio CFR:
Wia u dey get all dis your gay names from sef?


Mtchew

You see your life outside? Must you let people know that you come from the bush?

lysaa:
LOL.

BankyW wan corrupt lil wizkid. .this is so sick and a terrible world!

Bartender gimme chilled [i]ginger[/i]beer lemme cool off abeg!

Lysaa, come gist me. Wetin dey happen?

I'm willing to take the risk, I need that second one.

Idowuogbo:
am not white bashhy u no try @ al
@efe
am wiv u on dat 1 fucck fb , i aint gat 1 neida

Me too homie, ain't got one either.

bashy_demy:
Pls dont take it too personal remember we are on joke section LOL

Bashy don dey mad - e don tey!

Why you no wan tell people say na your girlfriend be that? Ain't you proud of her?

That isn't a yes/no question.

Anyway, BoboYekini, are you Igala?

Zamunda.

Shior.

I'm glad you're happy. Oya, call me.

Thanks.