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No.

Do you love me?

^^ Hausa boy, any problem?

Who's gonna ping me?

^^ You made me sad.

^^ Dreamer!

Yes, to an extent.

Are you happy with your job?

bashy_demy:
LOL why the name Calling now

Na jokes section we dey. Abi you don forget?

Who are you calling girl?

My day's been good o, safe the silly snow wey no know im mate.

Love it.

Do you love me?

No.

Do you like chocolate chip cookies?

Pharoh:
I tell you say i no know wetin she dey speak?    

Trust me she understand wetin i mean . . na coded message . .

Abi you self want dowry for ya family house?    

Oya spill am out here right now so we can put it in our budget. .  



A child does not ask for bread and his father gives him a serpent . , . Egyptian Broadcasting Service Report number 456737 copyright 2009. .  

Shior. You too like to dey lie.

Dowry from who? You? Abeg no kill me with laff for here.

^^ Ko le to yen na.

You fit do am yourself sef.

Kunbee:
Thanks yall

You're welcome dear. Good luck.

bashy_demy:
LOL how will you want jokes to be ?

Now that's a joke! See question.

Pharoh:
One day you go come house and see dowry for your family house. . .

Maybe na your slang or na you the dowry go dey for i no even know again .

Just keep the slang flowing babe . . mi ah feel you highly

You be bush man. Jamaicans no dey Egypt ni?

Na Patois she dey speak.

Pharoh:
Na me you dey call guy man? . . .   haha i no blame you sha.

Na those alhaji wey dey carry you come my 10 star hotel dey cause am.    

Make you suffery waka these waka wey you just put yourself into so just because you one feel . . . .    

Some ways seems right unto a woman at the beginning but at the end it is not always what was expected  

Egyptian Broadcasting Service report number 456737 copyright 2004  

You don dey kolo - e don tey! You need less of that Egyptian sun, e dey fry ya already fried brain.

chi-baby:
T_bbz noting much agwaann unuh. Me Jus ah relax ah catch mi fun.  
Whatz new?

Nothing new babe. Hope you're good.

Bashy ti ya were.

My parents used to do that Yoga stuff. I no fit try am.

I heard it relieves stress or something like that.

Badosky, what's your BMI?

Sweet-wetin?

^^ Chi - darling. What a gwaan?

nana:
*passing by* #okbye#

Madam Kofo, always passing by.

Orton1_0:
I don arrange am tey tey. Na location remain.
Hope say nobody dey disturb you?

Oya, arrange the location kia kia.

Nobody dey disturb me o. Dey no born anybody well to disturb me.

Wow.

I'm skinny (though, I don't like admitting it), so I'm not into diets, and I don't work out.

Good luck though.

Oh. . . I heard that walking at least 10 minutes a day helps.

Kunbee:
Opposite

I am already on a diet but to work out na issues o

You should check your BMI first before deciding to go on a diet. Are you on the big side? No offense.

Guyman, how life?

^^ So you're healthy?

You are crazy.

My darling! I missed you too. Oya, arrange that ya fine face for me.

bashy_demy:
Tanimz here again with her suggestion nice one Kiss

No.

Do you like the Eyimbas?

Person dey here?

bashy_demy:
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How this one take be joke?

bashy_demy:
Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her spermatozoa, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. if you make her worried she will make life miserable for you. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of Poo  Ladies !

This is reality, and not a joke.

Why didn't you put it in the Family section?

Nice one. Good job poster!