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Are you talking to me?

NRI PRIEST:
@tanimz,sorry english professor for my castrated grammar. are u really 45yrs ? i doubt that. anyway,u look like one of ma cuz but she is prettier and dont get all worked up.

Yes, I'm 45 years old. Pictures can be decieving. Kudos to your cousin!

toba:
wow? cant believe u

I'm serious.

toba:
ok dear. U on facebook?

Nope.

NRI PRIEST:
I can only leave u guys wf one advice; STAY THE PHUCK AWAY FROM MUSLIM GIRLS!!!
their me will castrate your balls!!!!

Same way your grammar is castrated.

toba:
what is sikh? at least i know who a muslim is

Google dear, google.

Awon aiye.

cristen:
2 al nairalanders babes n guys.if u no get waitin 2 post read 4rm oda posta and support dem by claspin hands. THANKS

Clasping hands?

toba:
yea im a virgin. i dont mind whatever religion provided the fellow isnt an atheist

I'm half Sikh and half Muslim.

toba:
swty. im not ashewo cos im still a virgin. i just love beautiful ladies especially nl muslims like u

Say whah?!

You still haven't answered my question.

Nope.

^^Ashewo ten kobo.

Are you planning on inter-marrying?

Afi nairaland Gaddafi.

Bleh!

Interesting. Subscribing.

To buy or not to buy.

That was deep.

I wish I cooked more beans the other day. I need something to go with this garri.

Dang it! I need a smartphone ASAP!

Never.

Skankers.

jackpot:
^D oremi Fashola ti do

Hehehe. You don dey get sense small small. I'm proud of you.

I think I'd go to South Jersey to get my hair done.

Yes I do.

Ben-10:
Nairaland does not support abuses. Tamniz and studio, please watch your words - the way you rain abuses on posters.
It's a free world, if a joke isn't funny to you, it may be to others.
Thank you.

Your keyboard get k-leg ni? After all these years, you still no sabi how to spell my na. Nawa for you o.

lalaboi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvWv66ZErAk

Baba Ijebu, you sef dey ice skate?    You no disappoint me sha, very creative, I must confess I am impressed - 10/10 

[s]Those boys ehn, hope they are single sha. I won't mind one of them - just one, I'm not that greedy. [/s]

I hope you win the money  _{But no forget me sha.}

Do re mi fa so la ti do.

Studio CFR:
u never still stop dis your downgradings abi?


na me u say dey wear ibo made zara . . .no be your fault
next time i go snap topless so dat u nor go see anything to mis'yarn about

and yes THANK GOD i don recover. . And i don begin do all the things i could'nt do all those time i dey indoor 24/7 cuz of malaria

Like I said, thank God for your life.

chumakk:
Google continue to show me ' brain check' 'mad ' 'hospital' 'roommate' 'warming' So i did indenpent search and discovered that studio and Tanimz was roommate at hopital where their brain was on check. Their section was mad section with WARNING on the door. Even EL came to see you guys. You remember Mikuz as the front GM.

Joblessness at its peak.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]U need an Insult Xtinguisher![/color]

Meaning?

Studio CFR:
why u dey yarb something wey u no fit buy?

Na my ZARA u dey call clergy man cloth? Lol
u no well

i took dat shot early dis month (AUGUST) wey i no well. . I get malaria . . . and na hospital i dey go so.

But i go change am cuz whenever i see dat picture, e dey remind me of the sickness Lol

Za - wetin?

You no try at all. Aba boys are smart sha - sewing Zara tags unto the clothes they sell.

Thank God say you don well. We thank God.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Dont be Shy Jor

Ask and it shall be given Unto ya, Sophizzy dey sell Okirika Pants, u can go fetch yaself some![/color]

Not funny at all. Try again.

Studio CFR:

but seriously TANIMZ,

i've never seeing u laugh like dis before for any of my jokes

wetin happen today

abi u too don follow chop from BIN GBAGBO's JUJU FUFU ni

Sad, very sad.