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Romance › Re: HELP: How Can I Stop Self-service by Tapout(m): 5:50pm On Apr 18, 2015

Cutehector:
Pastor chris oyakhilome said dat self servicin is not a sin..

doesn't mean one should self service him/herself to death.....

Jokes Etc › Re: When Its Your Time To Shine (photo) by Tapout(m): 5:32pm On Apr 18, 2015

lol... I dey see my reflection sef via my lappy screen

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Pets › Re: Can You Do This For 1 Million Naira by Tapout(m): 5:05pm On Apr 18, 2015

hanging out with tamed lions?? y not

Foreign Affairs › Re: [video] We Kill Nigerians So That Our Children Will Have Work South African Lady by Tapout(m): 4:43pm On Apr 18, 2015

she doesn't even look like someone that ever had a job....stinking shi*t

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Romance › Re: He/she: Fill In The Blank. by Tapout(m): 7:31am On Apr 17, 2015

^^u guys r actually making the op's day...

Politics › Re: Nigerians Among The Best People In The World — Indonesian Ambassador by Tapout(m): 9:56am On Apr 16, 2015

bokohalal:
When are they going to execute another Nigerian in Indonesia?

I was about asking the same thing..

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by Tapout(m): 9:45am On Apr 16, 2015

dharay99:
I'm saying I'm yet to touch/feel one.

if that's u in ur dp, then I fuc,king believe u

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Romance › Re: 3 Things You Should Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 9:17am On Mar 28, 2015

imsuboi:

..I was expecting this

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Romance › Re: 3 Things You Should Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 9:07am On Mar 28, 2015

Lala247:
Tapout lol ur dp got me laughing .

unfortunately, it happens..u look good ....the 2nd frame got my attention for a moment tho

Romance › Re: 3 Things You Should Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 8:23am On Mar 28, 2015

Lala247:
What if its like a one night stand... Behind a bush or club or something...
How will they do all these thing

Or it a guide for couples?

lolzz ...wait lemme go ask our primate neighbours

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Car Talk › Re: Photos: What Name Was This Car Popularly Called Back In The 80's/90's ? by Tapout(m): 12:01pm On Mar 15, 2015

volkswagen beetle

Politics › Re: I Just Hate this Nigerian English!you Guys Dont Know How To speak English by Tapout(m): 7:33am On Mar 14, 2015

jaldesa:
I just hate this Nigerian English!You guys dont know how to talk English or what

"na", "Abi" , "ooo"

What kind of pronounciation are these?

Just a comment, no hate!!!

we Don see u wey sabi speak am wella. ....

Romance › Re: He Said He Is A Prophet Just To Gain My Attention. See How He Asked Me Out Late by Tapout(m): 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2015

classicB:
He asked about my marital status and if I m still a virgin. He said God sent him to me and he adviced me on matters that same day

This man collected my phone number because he said the message cannot be delivered on ground, he needs to ask God more for messages

meaning what?

if my sister tells me that a pastor asked her the above questions, I go carry cutlass go find am

I don't see any reason for u to give him ur number. ....u probably would have followed him if he was driving an suv...no offence

Health › Re: Which Drug Prevent Pregnancy After Unprotected Sex? by Tapout(m): 4:34pm On Mar 13, 2015

postinor with salt .....op please go to the nearest pharmacy and ask questions, before some person's advice will lead u into killing someone's daughter

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Tapout(m): 4:12pm On Mar 13, 2015

Nmeri17:
*sigh
when it starts now you will say its the people from the village. you'll start blaming the poor peasants

God-win

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Tapout(m): 2:19pm On Mar 13, 2015

Nmeri17:
u no want make your generations celebrate u ni

Nmeri17:
I win!! \ / I win!! \ /

shey u no see d like??

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Tapout(m): 7:57am On Mar 13, 2015

Nmeri17:
whoever likes this post is gonna lose all his possessions like job in the Bible and he/she will die a violent death

he/she will be hit by a dangote truck so hard his body will stick to whatever object the truck hit him/she on. then thunder will strike the cops

fear no even gree me read this ur post finish

meanwhile..I prophesy that any1 who likes d above post is going to acquire possessions even more than job.
he/she will live long and be celebrated by generations ...amen tongue

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Worst Thing A Church Leader Or Pastor Ever Did To You? by Tapout(m): 12:19am On Mar 13, 2015

okay mine was an usher, I took the wrong offering envelope n codedly put my 20naira without attracting any attention. ..time to give offering, na so I stand up dey dance pass people wey put 5k sef. . as I was about to put mine, he stopped me and gave me the right envelope. ..I had no choice than to transfer the 20box into the envelope under peering eyes ....I nearly cry inside church that day

Romance › Re: Do I Still Have A Girlfriend? :o by Tapout(m): 11:49pm On Mar 12, 2015

rudebouy:
'Am so busy. Am so busy'.

^^^ that's the first stage of moving on

Romance › Re: . by Tapout(m): 11:42pm On Mar 12, 2015

joviegghead:
I guess the only thing dat have kept me intact is my family and religion. But now,I'm away from my family,and surrounded by friends and girls who pressurize me a lot to hmmmm. What do I do?

no offence Bro, but this post looks like it came from a 17year old boy

Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o Racism Tale At London Jewellery Shop by Tapout(m): 11:31pm On Mar 12, 2015

how did she know they where Nigerians??

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Romance › Re: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by Tapout(m): 8:59am On Mar 11, 2015

Dotwillis1:
Remove it ma seuf nd inject ha boobs with it!

inject it? .....the boobs deserves no such mercy ill use the syringe and deflate her boobs angry

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Fashion › Re: Opening Second Ear Hole: Does It Make One Look Like A Harlot? by Tapout(m): 11:28pm On Mar 10, 2015

Debbielam:
i pierced a new hole because the nurse that pierced my hole as a baby made a big mistake piercing one up nd the other down....2 holes makes sense nd is a fashion attempt to some people.....but dont judge people jux cos of wat u see

so did u close the old holes or what??

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