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Enahi:
What's the big deal about sex when I will have too much of it when I eventually get married

yuncka:
Noob saibot na serios cheat. Dats why he's stil my favorite.

I swear down...when I learnt his moves, he became my favourite character ....I started with liu kang .....C for 5 seconds things

OkikiOluwa1: You sha wan make this girls kidnap me

echobee: which girls?

cheryl1: u are not serious.lol

ur dp makes me wanna ...ur really pretty and..........



























owk I'm derailing now................(back 2 d ish)I'm really serious and they are increasing at an alarming rate. For every one that retires, 5 recuites step in to fill d gap

Gooci: i think i deserve to be placed on[size=18pt] life salary [/size]too for this..

papichula: There was dis day i was watching lyrics 2 go on hiptv and ma mom was in d parlour 2, so she was also watching and kcee's song ogaranya was playing...so d part mama and papa dhe lyk ogaranya,d ladies dhe lyk ogaranya,or d part stand gidigba lyk iroko. Maybe dat was d part she heard and she asked me :"wat is d meaning of ogaranya"... So i told her i dnt knw bcus we arent igbo ...so abeg o wat is ogaranya...

alberto2k: Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment and pretend it doesn't hurts

alberto2k: Sorry sir... I'm using a BIS
*sips tea and opens the next chapter of my novel "Lucifer"*

alberto2k: My dad is Simo Hayha.. Ever heard of him?
He's a Baddass and he'll take ur ass down without u seeing his face
So... Uhm... Yeah
Hope u're satisfied? If not google about him and be ready to piss in your pants with the details you'll find

alberto2k: At 19.. Am a hairstylist(if you'll call it barbing)
I make and sell white board, chalk board, laboratory and office furnitures e.t.c,
I learned this when I was 17 after I finished high school
So.. Uhm, with your due respect sir
Am not bragging
Iam blessed and feeling lucky.. All thanks to God almighty
#Peace

alberto2k: Its a free world bae...
Laugh while u still have white shinny tits
Sorry baby
I mean TEETH

I'm kind of feeling this dude. ..so much guts.

Princessmel: i do appreciate flowers, in fact i appreciate gifts more if theres flowers attached, get these for me and we good:
birthday: bouquet of pink roses and cupcakes
valentines day:bouquet of red roses and chocolates
anniversary:bouquet of assorted flowers and heart-warming message
proposal:white roses and diamond ring
christmas:kiss under the mistletoe

thats it really
im not high maintainance

Adeoba10: Put am for silent mode

valdes00: Which cash u dey talk about... Tym dey go, punny dey waste, u dey say mak cash first.... Na only rich man dey straff...... Instead mak u advice am on hw to go bout am

Bros no vex oh...I no mean to upset u ....

marieolae: yup I am..sorry to disappoint u

marieolae: lmaoo yes oh I'm a guy!!!

r u serious ..

azuson: A lot of ladies don't know that men are testing them to see if they are marriage material. It goes like this:

They scatter money in the room to see if u will pick it.

If they take you out they want to see what you will take,they will suggest stout beer or alcohol don't take it take fanta.

They make there rooms rough to see if you will arrange and sweep it.

They ask you sensitive question to know your reasoning ability.

They give you 10000 naira to cook a pot of soup to see if you can manage it. Be wise buy your ingredients and return his change.



When I return from work I will complete it

not in dis era Bro. ...These stuffs were done by my ancestors. ...I know this because my dad told me d story, which was told to him by his dad, which in turn was told to him by his own dad etc. .. ...then it was called tales by moonlight

naturally: For testing and verifying expiry date

badt guy...