colossus2:

Bros

Everything they will come to NL and complain.

What's wrong with him

sinizia:


I'm innocent.


Ok, I'm not flirting with her, but i enjoy chatting with her. She hardly chats sef, always lurking in the shadows like a Ninja.

stop gossiping. I can actually read you

sinizia:


Anything to deny the fact, no?

sinizia:


Why are you grinning then, if you didn't enjoy my taunting your kpako nature?

I'm actually feeling pity for you

sinizia:


I hope you are not trying to do what I'm suspecting you are tryna do? You want to shroud your location on the D-day in the cloak of secrecy and invisibility? Bia, oburu egwuru egwu kuwsikwa ya kita!!


All these kpakiroro pikins forming ajebutter, looking for Henessy. SMH!!

Me, kpakiroro pikin?
Do I blame you? No

sinizia:


The name doesn't fetch any prefrential treatment outside the shores of Uni.


Plus, last i checked, Lions/Lionesses get baptized with watery decayed Okpa Nsukka, so why coveting Champagne and Moet?

Shebi it's when I I.V you, you would get the chance to pour me okpa water? You will wait tire , Amòsu

sinizia:


Superlioness is just a name just like Akokites. Who name don help sef?

It's not just like every other names. Ask around

sinizia:


Since when *N* turn to Cambridge University? Do you think you are in an Ivy League Uni?

You think it's easy becoming a superlioness/lion? I don't blame you

sinizia:


Okay, how do you want it then? Soured beans or rotten fish water.

Expensive wines much?

sinizia:


Don't blame me, I'm old skool. That's how we show love in my clan.

Such evil..

sinizia:


Good news then. So you can be fast and graduate from the stressful Naija Uni education system. And also, so i can finally get the joy of pouring you diluted Kmno4 on the day of your graduation.

chaiii see hatred

N1one:

N1one:

sinizia:


You are old skool!! Relocate to Ogbunike cave.

You are right. Same as mine. My family, mum especially, doesn't joke with it at all but once i leave house, i don't conduct any devotion at all. I need deliverance. But i remembered yours because i had already made it a point of duty to remember you in my prayers.


My night was cold as hell. I miss dry season. You are in school? I thought you guys were on strike or something.

After you
Thanks again dear.

Ah we've resumed long long ago. Two months now..

FriedPlantain:


Hope you ain't angry with me anymore?

FriedPlantain:
Good morning Tash, Happy new month.

Same to you

sinizia:


Yeah, i did, thanks to my family tradition of morning devotions.


Which of the rocks - Enugu rock or Aso rock?

Morning dear. How was your night.

Ede-oballa rock
talking about family tradition of morning devotions and night too, Lol my mum doesnt joke with it. But somehow, I'm still not consistent with it back here in school . But I know when I'm home, it becomes a tradition
Night was fine, yours?

sinizia:


You are right. I need me a car. But i need me a wife too. Not now sha, time still boku. As per the stubborn catarrh, it'll go. My prayers won't be in vain.


It's been raining everywhere in Naija. Unless you are living under a rock not to know this is rainy season.

So you actually prayed for me? Eeya thanks. Maybe that was why the malaria even left before I completed the dose. Thanksss plenty.

I live under the rock. This is no news Good morning

sinizia:


It's not OAP related at all. But i won't mind you giving me a shout-out on Lion FM as per star wey i be.

Catarrh? Still sick? Or is it because of the incessant rain?


I'm great. Got beaten silly by the rain. These are the times i wish i was married so my wife can be my personal masseuse.

Or these are times you wish you had a car kidding ..Pele, se ògbo?
Not really cos of the rain. The catarrh came with malaria and now, it doesn't wanna leave.
Okay na, ask me anytime you remember.

So, it's been raining in Lagos too? I thought it was just Enugu.

sinizia:


I wanted to ask you something but i forgot, once i remember i'll ask you about it.


How are you, OAP?

Hian okay ooo. Is it OAP/radio related? I'm fine, all better. Just catarrh. How are you too?

sinizia:


Nneka123.

Okay

teeowl:
she is older than i thought.

Exactly my thought..
So unbelievable!

sinizia:


The person that introduced me to NL told me these words last year: "if marriage in reality are the exact replica of the hate from Family Section, i'll remain single and impregnate a lady to bear my kids. I can't deal. Tufiakwa!!"


Judge by yourself.

Who introduced you? We want a name

Listening to my ringtone

SexyBack (Remix) - Justin Timberlake ft Clipse

SeverusSnape:
Oh Lawd!... Girls of nowadays.
First of all, I'm not married, Nor am I a marriage counsellor. But I'll tell you something. If you know what's good for you, Go ahead with your wedding, for goodness sake, You've been with your man for five years, five solid years; So because one nonentity came around you want to change your mind.
I know, this new guy has more money??... Offers better sex
Oh please!

The nonentity might turn out to be Mr. right. I'm just saying..
She shouldn't ignore any signs. Staying with someone for five years isn't a guarantee just as knowing someone couple of months back isn't. Anyone can pretend for any length of time.

OP weigh both options. if need be, take time off the wedding planning, postpone and figure out what you really want. Marriage no be beans especially when you're going into it with doubts, that's alot of pending trouble.

RickRichards:

Gosh!!! You're really dreamy, aren't you? Are my diversionary tactics this potent? 'Cos it seems I've permanently altered your perception of reality. I really need to control this skill. And you're not friends with anybody. If you were really friends with the owner, then you could as well be Hitler's wife. And I don't cry! Ever!!! Now go and cry into your pillow 'cos I called you 'Hitler's wife'.
*whenn wheeenn wheeennn!!!*
Louder, Tasha!!!
*wheeeeennnn wheeeeeeeenn wheeeeeeennn!!!*

That's better. Cry! Cry!! Freaking cry, Tasha!!! Cry like the little squeaky crybaby you are!!! I pity that pillow.

FriedPlantain:
Didn't you just affirm to the fact that you knew her/his identity on this forum was fake all along but decided to feign ignorance about it all?

Just imagine she had swindled me or someone else you know of his hard earned cash only for that person to know you knew all along that lies yet you did nothing about it, how do you think such a person would feel towards you?

I still won't take the blame.
You don't look for someone to blame for your ignorance. Personally, I wouldn't get down money wise with someone I know nothing about. If you would do that, after the stories of scams you read here almost on a daily basis then sorry to say, you got alot to learn about life.
Plus I don't owe you nor anyone explanations to why I didnt say.

Dont try what you tryna do right now.
You still haven't answered my question. How did you get to find out Nneka was fake now?

FriedPlantain:
yes!!!


But Tash I haven't seen much of you on nairaland of late, wetin happen? You kon leave me your nairaland horse-band here alone ba?

I sick

ronald4lif:


AgapeCharis comes to mine. He must be devastated with this new development.

My sympathy also goes out to those who might have consciously or unconsciously woo their fellow male in the wooing challenge madness.