₦airaland Forum

U don't want her to be a rapper






But u can twerk ur scrotum when u hear nicki rap

A problem 5 bottles of alcohol can solve








Nawaoo

NairalandCS:
Fear women.

Rather blame it on stupidity




Real men ain't subconscious to their wifes




If only i had a brother, life wouldn't have been as boring as it today

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If python should dance in SE/SS








I think they deserve to twerk and dab in borno

Una Don carry come







Watch it extends to Messi and Ronaldo

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Make them kukuma minus me from Friday









The economy is harsh

Dead on arrival






As if we don't know them




If it was a Niger-deltan or igbo man



Burutai would have sent twerking and dabbing pythons



Oil parasites that can't survive on their own

I can only friendzone a girl if after all effort of locating a pleasure hole between her 2 legs is missing






But if there a whole





Forget it, tell my mama to search for me no more



Am inside there like who just acquired a brand new venza

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME



visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED



Enjoy ur ToTo tour

Mumu Police









What a failed nation filled with parasites





Remove Rivers and akwaibom from Nigeria map and watch the hausa's bring out the demon in them

There own better them get tour







The last tour in my mind right now is going to village to visit my mum

Na only u get 10 carry-overs in ur finals yesterday




Na only u wey the uncle build manson for village dey live for rented apartment in city



Na only still get admission abroad and contemplating



Na ur family ppl kill jesus

It seems everything in this country is double double



Double mouthed politicians



Double standard voters


Double wahala from APC and buhari


Double poverty looming in 2019

Fuvk just dey hungry me this morning





Which kind wahala be this

Bitter Truth




Any group of persons or region that says the buhari led administration is favourable to ndi igbo




May God marginalise his entire family the way igbos are been boycotted in Nigeria

Not his fault

For ur information Wike is a die hard pro biafra




My Governor we the rivers men don't expect u to say otherwise







Men that do don't cap..





Ur a man who never disclose his next minute moves




Even when election is favourable on ur side u still cry uve been intimidated by APC Not knowing ur secretly doing ur thing

Lol

FG pls cry me an Olympic seized swimming pool








I wan baff

Fvck just dey hungry me this early morning





Which kind wahala be dis



Ipad2 WiFi only for sale in ph check my profile

taoheedoriloye:
Money and fame is the reason why! If not after father kids from different women, you wouldn't say love or whatever with idoma boy.
annie is even ugly not presentable.

Keep speaking from ur anus




Haven't u seen their throwback pictures

Hmmm

Somebody go just wake up this morning dey imagine crush




Taaa

5mins pleasure taming guys image since the garden of Eden











What a South West

Organise 20 oloshos to rape her to coma






That does the magic

Some yorubas are sensible though



Especially not the greedy and parasitic ones who can lick SS/SE governors ass for one cup of oil



Never knew mosquitos bite in the scrotum
Too, think i should flit it


Nawaoooo