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Random and funny updates by
people that actually get you
thinking while laughing!
- You ask a girl what she wants,
she tells you money and you are
angry. Were you expecting her to
say wisdom & understanding?
- You dey carry your girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her from clubbing. My
brother, na so miracle dey
happen?
- Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never
remember your street n una no
get common Tiger gen, yet u
come my house still dey borrow
Jackie Chan film from me...bros
na PHCN office u wan go watch
am?
- You get F9 parallel for WAEC,
you still dey ask for Brazilian Hair
of #150,000; where you wan fix
am, on top that coconut head?
- You get 8 tribal marks plus
stretch marks scattered all ova
your body yet u still want
tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra?
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They shall want to kill him #oluwa wa.......I know he will forgive him, like if you trust oshomole wunt do anything to d driver that hit his car

OMG see fresh leg.....any one that says tonto dikey is not pretty, abeg go hug transformer

No pic super story

phoneport: Is it by force to be beautiful?

Seriously do girls go through all this just to look... Goshhhhhhh?

So you call that beautiful, she just like it, that her wish na......wetin oyinbo no de do

Lol jail no be new thing to them na, come out and continue your fame

Cool picture from her not tonto dikey that will post her and her iphone fot the world to know hw rich she is

All of the above

See question, ask Google

Abeg picture of them both or superstory

I beg where is dope money and kilaju mane una no knw song

Chocolate city even worst......I imagine y some people still call jesses jags a musician

tpia@:
is that lady nigerian?

Ask Google or op?

Cool pix......the girl look so familiar, she is pretty

slinkman: no be phyno be dat ....

No o......it Drake

my brother,i dont follow all those ones...one thing i know is that the bible is against sex before marriage xo do not have it if you obey God

How can I get it on my phone

How can I get it

[b][/b]Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to
President Goodluck Jonathan, Reuben Abati has
released a statement concerning the 18-page
letter former president Olusegun Obasanjo
wrote to the current President.







The presidency described the letter as reckless,
baseless, unjustifiable and of containing "indecorous
charges levied against him and his administration by
the former Head of State."
See statement by Reuben Abati below
OBASANJO'S LETTER UNBECOMING, SELF-
SERVING AND HIGHLY PROVOCATIVE
We have noted the publication on several
websites today of a letter recently written by
Chief Olusegun Obasanjo to President Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan.
The Presidency acknowledges that it has indeed
received the said letter from Chief Obasanjo.
We however find it highly unbecoming,
mischievous and provocative that a letter written
by a former Head of State and respected elder
statesman to President Jonathan has been
deliberately leaked to the mass media in a
deplorable effort to impugn the integrity of the
President and denigrate his commitment to giving
Nigeria the best possible leadership.
While many patriotic, objective and well-meaning
Nigerians have already condemned the leaked
letter as self-serving, hypocritical, malicious,
indecent, and very disrespectful of the highest
office in the land, President Jonathan has directed
that none of his aides or any government official
should join issues with Chief Obasanjo over it.
The President himself will, at the appropriate
time, offer a full personal response to the most
reckless, baseless, unjustifiable and indecorous
charges levied against him and his administration
by the former Head of State.
Reuben Abati
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)
December 11, 2013

xtophy: HUNGER STRIKE... THE LORD HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE UNION AND FG... FOR GOD SAKE, A SEMESTER AND SOME MONTHS STILL COUNTING...ALL IN THE NAME OF FIGHTING FOR STUDENTS>>>>THATS PURE AND APPLIED WICKEDNESS>>>> AND WE HEARD THAT FAGGAE'S CHILDREN ARE SCHOOLING IN MALAYSIA>>>> THIS IS NOT A CURSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT GOD WILL SURELY WASTE THEIR TIME TOOOO

I wonder when u will sacrifice for the benefit of ur future or children, go to ghana or other country to see how their universities are and you will see what they call schools, imagine some schools in nigeria don't have toilet.

Do u know ghana went for a year strike before their university got to that advance stage, u all just keep shouting ASUU, fight the thieves in aso rock that they call themselves leaders, don't u watch or read news headlines

You all shouting mandela is a good man, while can't u all be like him that sacrifice his life, u all can't even fight for your right, fine u all say ASUU are fighting for pocket money bt can't u all see if fg fulfil the promises, government will never allow ASUU group to steal the money that y de are signing on MOU, please am a student not a lecturer but you all to open ur eyes and fight, don't know what wrong with we nigerians, we don't even wanna sacrifice at all

Ask Ğ♡♡ĞŁĔ.......it not an insult. Google have all d answer to this and I wondering y u came to nairaland to be asking such question. Wondering how this hit fp

Sometimes I do wonder why this man have not gone for president, I know he might not win bt we nigerians are gonna regret not letting him win #eko oni baje o

And who says there is no God.......like if you believe the God of redeem Christian church of God

They never ban u

Mane this real bounce........who get her number?

Lmfao which kind of love is that, mane can't believe she could allow that! What did she want to gain by allowing that, I don't blame the guy tho

I can't still believe such act can happen in africa..being beautifult is not the main point,something is involve

What do you think or say about this

Girls, Like if you don't need such surgery (shows you already pretty )

Wow this shows that music in nigeria all about lyrics not the rubbish wizkid and co do talk......that why I like the lives of mode9,2face,vector

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I
should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending,
Mom,
As everyone is driving out of
sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised
me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement,
Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will
pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me,
Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me,
Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same
party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking,
Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him,
Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?