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Entertainment / Just For Fun by tayork(m): 1:31pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
#JUST FOR FUN: Random and funny updates by people that actually get you thinking while laughing! - You ask a girl what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding? - You dey carry your girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her from clubbing. My brother, na so miracle dey happen? - Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember your street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am? - You get F9 parallel for WAEC, you still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000; where you wan fix am, on top that coconut head? - You get 8 tribal marks plus stretch marks scattered all ova your body yet u still want tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra? Share your own funny updates; like and comment if this made you laugh! |
Politics / Re: Governor Oshiomhole Survives A Car Accident by tayork(m): 6:05pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
They shall want to kill him #oluwa wa.......I know he will forgive him, like if you trust oshomole wunt do anything to d driver that hit his car |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And Tonto Dikeh's Crazy Outfit At The Calabar Festival! by tayork(m): 6:01pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
OMG see fresh leg.....any one that says tonto dikey is not pretty, abeg go hug transformer |
Entertainment / Re: PHOTO: Limpopo King, Kcee Acquires Mansion In Lekki by tayork(m): 1:33pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
No pic super story |
Entertainment / Re: OMG: Why Would A Woman Do This To Herself?? (PHOTOS/VIDEO) by tayork(m): 1:30pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
phoneport: Is it by force to be beautiful?So you call that beautiful, she just like it, that her wish na......wetin oyinbo no de do 1 Like 1 Share |
Entertainment / Re: 2 Chainz Could Face Jail Time by tayork(m): 1:26pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Lol jail no be new thing to them na, come out and continue your fame |
Entertainment / Re: Photo: Check Out Mercy Aigbe Hilarious Xmas Look by tayork(m): 1:23pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Cool picture from her not tonto dikey that will post her and her iphone fot the world to know hw rich she is |
Entertainment / Re: Which Section Do You Like On Nairaland? And Why? by tayork(m): 1:21pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
All of the above |
Entertainment / Re: Where Is The Best Place To Have Fun In Lagos This Season? by tayork(m): 1:17pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
See question, ask Google |
Entertainment / Re: Father In Zimbabwe Fistfights Crocodile To Save Son From Certain Death by tayork(m): 1:16pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Abeg picture of them both or superstory |
Entertainment / Re: Nigeria Top Ten Hit Songs That Made 2013 › by tayork(m): 12:46pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
I beg where is dope money and kilaju mane una no knw song |
Entertainment / Re: Top 10 Breakup And Splits In Nigerian Music Industry 2013 by tayork(m): 12:45pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
Chocolate city even worst......I imagine y some people still call jesses jags a musician |
Celebrities / Re: White Man With Nigeria Coat Of Arms Tattoo On His Chest (Pictures) by tayork(m): 12:11pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
tpia@:Ask Google or op? |
Celebrities / Re: Sikiratu Sindodo & Her 16-yr-Old Daughter (Picture) by tayork(m): 4:11pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Cool pix......the girl look so familiar, she is pretty |
Celebrities / Re: PICTURES Of Tonto Dikeh On Christmas Day by tayork(m): 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
slinkman: no be phyno be dat ....No o......it Drake 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Should Sex Really Wait Until Marriage. A Case For Both Sides. by tayork(m): 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
my brother,i dont follow all those ones...one thing i know is that the bible is against sex before marriage xo do not have it if you obey God 2 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Yoruba, Igbo And Hausa Available On Google Translation Service by tayork(m): 10:14am On Dec 12, 2013 |
How can I get it on my phone |
Webmasters / Re: Yoruba, Igbo And Hausa Available On Google Translation Service by tayork(m): 10:14am On Dec 12, 2013 |
How can I get it |
Entertainment / Jonathan Responds To Obasanjo's Letter,calls It "Provocative" And "Self-serving" by tayork(m): 10:29pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
[b][/b]Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to President Goodluck Jonathan, Reuben Abati has released a statement concerning the 18-page letter former president Olusegun Obasanjo wrote to the current President. The presidency described the letter as reckless, baseless, unjustifiable and of containing "indecorous charges levied against him and his administration by the former Head of State." See statement by Reuben Abati below OBASANJO'S LETTER UNBECOMING, SELF- SERVING AND HIGHLY PROVOCATIVE We have noted the publication on several websites today of a letter recently written by Chief Olusegun Obasanjo to President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. The Presidency acknowledges that it has indeed received the said letter from Chief Obasanjo. We however find it highly unbecoming, mischievous and provocative that a letter written by a former Head of State and respected elder statesman to President Jonathan has been deliberately leaked to the mass media in a deplorable effort to impugn the integrity of the President and denigrate his commitment to giving Nigeria the best possible leadership. While many patriotic, objective and well-meaning Nigerians have already condemned the leaked letter as self-serving, hypocritical, malicious, indecent, and very disrespectful of the highest office in the land, President Jonathan has directed that none of his aides or any government official should join issues with Chief Obasanjo over it. The President himself will, at the appropriate time, offer a full personal response to the most reckless, baseless, unjustifiable and indecorous charges levied against him and his administration by the former Head of State. Reuben Abati Special Adviser to the President (Media & Publicity) December 11, 2013 |
Education / Re: ASUU Declares 3-day Fasting And Prayer by tayork(m): 5:08pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
xtophy: HUNGER STRIKE... THE LORD HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE UNION AND FG... FOR GOD SAKE, A SEMESTER AND SOME MONTHS STILL COUNTING...ALL IN THE NAME OF FIGHTING FOR STUDENTS>>>>THATS PURE AND APPLIED WICKEDNESS>>>> AND WE HEARD THAT FAGGAE'S CHILDREN ARE SCHOOLING IN MALAYSIA>>>> THIS IS NOT A CURSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT GOD WILL SURELY WASTE THEIR TIME TOOOOI wonder when u will sacrifice for the benefit of ur future or children, go to ghana or other country to see how their universities are and you will see what they call schools, imagine some schools in nigeria don't have toilet. Do u know ghana went for a year strike before their university got to that advance stage, u all just keep shouting ASUU, fight the thieves in aso rock that they call themselves leaders, don't u watch or read news headlines You all shouting mandela is a good man, while can't u all be like him that sacrifice his life, u all can't even fight for your right, fine u all say ASUU are fighting for pocket money bt can't u all see if fg fulfil the promises, government will never allow ASUU group to steal the money that y de are signing on MOU, please am a student not a lecturer but you all to open ur eyes and fight, don't know what wrong with we nigerians, we don't even wanna sacrifice at all 1 Like |
Computers / Re: How To Recover Files From A Formated Laptop by tayork(m): 5:00pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Ask Ğ♡♡ĞŁĔ.......it not an insult. Google have all d answer to this and I wondering y u came to nairaland to be asking such question. Wondering how this hit fp |
Politics / Re: Fashola Hands Over 16 Newly Constructed Roads In Mushin. PICS. by tayork(m): 1:32pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Sometimes I do wonder why this man have not gone for president, I know he might not win bt we nigerians are gonna regret not letting him win #eko oni baje o |
Entertainment / Re: Something Like An Angel Appears In Redeemed Church In Ebute Meta, Lagos [photo] by tayork(m): 1:26pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
And who says there is no God.......like if you believe the God of redeem Christian church of God |
Entertainment / Re: Only In #naija :-) by tayork(m): 4:59pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
They never ban u |
Entertainment / Re: Hot Naija Babe Flaunts Her Killer Backside by tayork(m): 4:51pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Mane this real bounce........who get her number? |
Entertainment / Re: Bose Akanmu Gets Support From Women Over Her Leaked Se*xtape by tayork(m): 4:43pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Lmfao which kind of love is that, mane can't believe she could allow that! What did she want to gain by allowing that, I don't blame the guy tho |
Entertainment / Re: PHOTO: A Man Burnt His Wife For Being Too Beautiful And Might Cheat On Him by tayork(m): 10:04pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
I can't still believe such act can happen in africa..being beautifult is not the main point,something is involve |
Entertainment / Only In #naija :-) by tayork(m): 10:01pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
What do you think or say about this
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Entertainment / Re: Korean Twin Sisters Turn Into Another Different Twin After Surgery by tayork(m): 6:38pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Girls, Like if you don't need such surgery (shows you already pretty ) 1 Like |
Entertainment / Re: Femi Kuti Gets 4th Grammy Nomination by tayork(m): 6:35pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Wow this shows that music in nigeria all about lyrics not the rubbish wizkid and co do talk......that why I like the lives of mode9,2face,vector |
Entertainment / HEARTBREAKING_P OEM: Death Of Innocent. by tayork(m): 10:06pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, As everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, But as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, And hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk," Mom, And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom.... I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, And most of it is mine. I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time. I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank And I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, And I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here dying And all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have told him, Mom, Not to drink and drive. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom. Before I say good bye. I didn't drink and drive, So why am I the one to die? |
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