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Toyolad: I just switched on my nokia phone and two hands refused to shake hands..hmmm I guess that's the fear of Ebola.

NeuroBoss: they cannot walk past any reflecting surface without shrugging to check out themselves
they are in perpetual, silent battle with one another no matter how close
they all want a very rich man as husband
the ones that answers a man's surname already feel socially superior to the other who may be richer and more connected but has not married

Ahuitzotl: [color=#1980BC] No matter how a monkey is groomed and given a tuxedo suit...A monkey is still a monkey.If you like build a dozen malls, Ibadam will always be seen as below......A kingslum of brown roofs. [/color]

himkers: During my second year in the university, a guy named Kunzu in my compound had a Dog pet named 'Mad,' he trained it soo well that the Dog understands virtually all dog commands and even some human codes.

Mad can roll balls, spread mat on the floor (to lie on it), and the best of it all, Mad always digs the earth to defeacate and covers it afterwards. It was amazing and awesome to behold MAD do all those tricks.

Kunzu became soo obsessed with his dog, that he began to teach the dogs crazy things e.g: running after 'beautiful' ladies just to make them soo scared (kunzu will order the dog back after he's done laughing). Even though Mad never bites anyone, the harm he caused soo many ladies made the dog became notorious in our hood. We started calling the dog "Mad Dog."

Kunzu graduated from teaching the canine how to chase and scare off ladies to teaching him how to steal stuffs and brings same to him (kunzu). Mad Dog started stealing stuffs from us; He also stole things on many occassions from Aminu, Our gate keeper who had a little kiosk that services our compound and the neighbourhood.


There was a time (if na lie, make I quench) I witnessed mad-dog steal a jean baggy short that was hung outside to dry; He took the same short to kunzu and till today, kunzu never returned the short to the owner.

To cut the story, The Dog was eventually lynched by our compound mates. It was a horrible sight to behold. The dog was sedated, tied, beaten with sticks and rods and was burnt with petrol while it was still alive. Kunzu wasn't aware as he was off to town for his weekend leaving the Dog behind.

A once intelligent, cute and nice dog later became the notorious and merciless Mad-Dog. If your Dog has the extra ability to perform some wonderful tasks, please never abuse those abilities else, your Dog (or any other pet for that matter) may end up the way of Mad Dog. I've also seen some hausa guys (no offence pls) sent their monkey pets to steal monies, fruits and any other things from passers-by; Pets are not to be turned to thieves. Never abuse the right of your pets and Never turn your pet to an illegal money spinner. Be wise!

This is a true life story and it all happened in Gwagwalada, Abuja.

Danhumprey: I refused to believe or accept that the Boko Haram,Talibans,Al queda insurgencies have religious intonation. Rather I believe that those terrorists have been brainwashed by their frustrated,psychologically imbalanced 'leaders.


Let's not generalise and attribute terrorism as an Islamic thing. Truth is,not every muslims are bad,nor do they support terrorism!

VocalWalls: I really wonder what I'd be thinking, or what will make me wear an explosive device around my neck.


That's plain madness
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U wonder too, Islam is not just entering Nigeria; Qur'an has been in existence since centuries; So tell me y these delusional acts happening now?
The answer can only be gotten from an intelligent being



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Standard007: Ah ah!!! wetin do dia almighty quran weh say u d pesin go go heaven, Allah go give d pesin 7 virgins per person killed in a pool of wine??

Abeg make d muslims weh dey this thread no finish me cos ah neva see quran b4 talkless of to read am. Na wetin I hear!!!


Proudly a Christian!!!!!!!

Standard007: Ah ah!!! wetin do dia almighty quran weh say u d pesin go go heaven, Allah go give d pesin 7 virgins per person killed in a pool of wine??

Abeg make d muslims weh dey this thread no finish me cos ah neva see quran b4 talkless of to read am. Na wetin I hear!!!


Proudly a Christian!!!!!!!

bcomputer101: its just too late...


You have once brainwashed them with 7 virgins




Call your boiz to order jare!

Toks2008: I don mature for this but make i participate just for the fun of it.

GentleMimi: Intelligent woman all the way,no argument there.
I'll choose intelligence over gentility. Gentle peeps could be wickedly dangerous,you know? The intelligent woman knows how to handle situations as it deems fit. The man can go out and confidently leave his home in the intelligent woman's care.
The intelligent woman influences the children too. Makes them smart and active.
God forbid,but if the man passes away,the intelligence of the woman is needed for her children to make it in life with the few available resources.
The intelligent woman is not necessarily bossy or arrogant,just a lady who knows what she wants and then goes about achieving it in the easiest ways possible.
The man cannot be at his peak at all times in terms of mental capability. Sometimes,he needs a mentally strong woman to give him the required push.
Note: it is only strong men that take up the challange of an intelligent woman. Weak men want ''gentle'' pushovers,whom they can control like puppets on strings.