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@ OP.

To be honest, I really dont pity you and obviously, u aint seeking that though.
For a lady to have implored you to sleep with her. . .u should have deduced that she's up to a something. . . .
this u never did. . . .
Secondly, when you know you will soon be married, why didnt you use a protection for Christ sake. . . .
that you did not too. . . . and to think that you will be getting married soon. . . .makes me conclude you are yet to be disciplined and decisive enough for marriage.

All said and done, . . . .since it's way out you seek. . .I will only tell you what I'd do if I were in you shoes (I pray not though)

I will simply confirm if the girl is really pregnant or not. . .this I'd do by demanding a test, . . .
Secondly, you will have to come clean to your fiance. . .that is if the pregnancy is real. . . .
tell her everything and make sure you tell her you were Stupid to get yourself in this mess. . . .
make her realize you really wanna be with her and NO ONE else. . .tell her you wouldnt swap her for anything. . .

If she can deal with it. . .she will go through with marrying you.

Lastly, tell the pregnant girl that u gonnna have ur kid when he's back. . .and lay a serious emphasis on the fact that you would want absolute nothing to do with her anymore. . .

Simple. . .Good luck.

What am gonnna do without being in between your legs?. . . .

A long rifle would complete the look.
A sniper, . . . . . .

Kick. . . .gag. . . . .tie. . . .and pass to the FBI.
Yahoo yahoo

spear

You wanna kill urself in the cold?

@ Post.

Polygamy can never be a cure to cheating.
If a man has 50 wives at home. . . . .the likely hood to commit infedility will still be high if not higher sef.

@ Oga Madam.
How u doing?. . . .its bn a while.
Na me be ur Nairaland son back then . . . . .Silly.

You cant even recognize that sexytom is older than u,
u must be blind

PoohBeer:
sorta!but the worse kind of cheating is emotional cheating!! Id rather my SO mess someone that have feelings for someone!

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Just discovered 1 original 9ja love song. . .by Master Plan. . . here is the link
http://www.naijapals.com/music/the_one_for_me_Masta_plan-1215

No be u give me the viral infection. . .
Am loving it though. . .
I even tried to create a new 1 but them no gree

She gat tribal mark?. . . .
Hope it aint Oyo or Ogbomosho type sha. . . .

What are you talking about?. . . .
You cant even be a hundred percent sure of u. . .
talkless of a union with some1 u met at Oshodi bridge

Fufu King:
This is a lie from the pit of hell.

Every man, cut privates or uncut, needs to WASH his genitals regularly in the shower. The same way you wash your ass. The idea that circumcised men don't need to wash their privates, or that it is lower maintenance, is absolutely absurd. No wonder STDs are so rampant.

Now would you please expantiate your highlighted statement?
Some how, I have noticed that most of your posts are not contributive but critisizing other people's post. . .
that would have been excellent had you been suggesting contributive ideas with your critism.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3218098#msg3218098 date=1229139591]lmao!!! hehehe, you're not serious.
You sure you wan hear? [/quote]Chai!. . . .
you've used woman sense for me.
. . . . .okay oooo

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3218104#msg3218104 date=1229139779]Lmao!! Fall ke? I already fell for you

Sure, like I said, I've been a witness of the purest of love.
Not the love that causes more pain than pleasure.
I wanted to feel it, even believed I felt it.
Later on, found out that I was deceiving myself
If I can get things my way, I'd rather not want to know [/quote]Se you, Love is meant to signify sacrifice, compromise, care and stuffs like that. . .
you can't have your ways all the time. . .
at least you will do away with your Last name as a start!. . . lol. . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206982.msg3218091#msg3218091 date=1229139306]I don talk am, you're my soul mate
We have a Jacc. in Orlando.
You're invited anytime, except from Jan. to Dec [/quote]So you in Florida! . . . .
Well, I think it's best we get over our swimming defect. . .
There is a pool where I live. . .
Let's drown together. . .
afterall, we are soulmates.

acidrop:
allow me to intrude T_bag love does exist and what u felt when u were mad about that girl was love. believe that. and ebony u lucky u,ve never been in love, safes u the hussle, if u fall in love with someone its like ur hand are tie dover him, u can do nada to hurt him, just caring to the max

Hmmmm. . . .Acid, what can I say. .?
If what I feel then is love, then surely i dont wannna be in love anymore. . .
Leave Ebony ooo. . . .
She's falling for me. I already asked my mum to help me bring jazz to make her fall yakata

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3218086#msg3218086 date=1229139121]Lol, I once thought I was in love sha
Things happened, we broke up. I was mad, got over it.
But we're still friends I moved, we still talk/communicate

I believe there's love, when it comes to caring about people.
My grandma showed me what it was to love another human being, thn my mom and the rest of them.
My best friend showed me what it was like to love someone totally not related to me.
So Yes, I've been lucky enough to witness pure love.

Lol, thanks [/quote]You are quoting the love we are discussing here outta context jare.

why must you demand me asking you. . .
You constructed the agreement. . . .
you should honor it.

oya tell me jor. . .Ebony, Ebony. . .omo baba ee. . . .omo re bi iyan

Water bed is gonnna be splotchy jor. . .
I would prefer a Jacc. or a warm tub. . . .

So you can swim too. . . .
Must we have similarities every night?. . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3218057#msg3218057 date=1229138097]Lol, I said "when" am in love
I don't know what love is or even if it exist.
Or maybe it's jst a feeling people desire to feel
So I really have no say in this matter.

But I just can't imagine me telling my man I love him and cherish him, then kissing up to another. How can that work? [/quote]Heheheheheh. . .so you've never been in love?
Well, I dont think love actually exist sha. . . .
I think it's just a feeling that is a shade higher than care. . .
But when i think of my parents being together for over 30 years. . .
I wannna think it's real.

I was once mad over a girl. . . .
I couldnt think straight. . . .
She was always in my head. . . .and stuffs like that. . .
But it just didnt work. Guess she couldnt cope with my ways then. . .

NB: The 1st man you feel mad about is gonnna be lucky girl!

Ebony. . .ma ba eja. . .
If you do ojoro for me tonight ooo
The agreement is that you will share a story after I did.

Am waiting. . . .Olojoro buruku.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206982.msg3218034#msg3218034 date=1229137608]lol, why won't I beg for me if I enjoyed it?
[b]Ever had one inside the pool? Then you'd understand. . . .so I heard [/b]Lol, measure or degree, as long as rocks the bedroom

@follypimpi
what? I don't get you [/quote]To be honest. . . .you just mentioned my sexual fantasy. . . !
You must be a witch to know that.
I was gisting with a friend sometimes back . . .
and I told him I wannna get down in a swimming pool. . . .
BUT I CANT SWIM!

That's right about 1 thing I failed to learn . . .Swimming!

Ebony, teach me now. . . .lol.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3218018#msg3218018 date=1229137197]what flight ticket? what reservation?
me, i no do mickky Ds o
Yes, actually, am easy to please. Wnt lie about that.

@topic
When I'm in love it's hard for me to see someone else in same contex as the person am in love with. Unless my man is not treating me right [/quote]Are you in Love now?

See, the fact that you love some1 presently does not stop you from loving some1 else more. . . . .
thats the way humans are wired.
Humans will always show the tendency of wanting a better life. . .thats why we are not like animals in the jungle. . .
this same human wiring is responsible for the current state of our spatial ordering.

You might be in love now, but you could discover some more love later. . .
It's like saying Rice is the best meal you had, when you have not had the opportunity of tasting some other dishes. . .
wait till you taste it . , . .

Why would you beg for more?
Nkan ti wan ba fun omoluabi ye ko te lorun!
Dont be Oliver Twist.

I even think men should be measuring the "thing" for the babe sef. . . .
so that a ni bawonje. . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3218007#msg3218007 date=1229136863]rotflmao, freak [/quote]See your mouth. . . .
you smiling sheepishly already. .without seeing the flight ticket and reservation!
Go jor!. . . .you are easy to appease.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206982.msg3217990#msg3217990 date=1229136303]No, you over-estimated it
Told you am innocent
ok, what is panyanyan

@post
If he can still get the job done and make me beg for more, why not? [/quote]You wey don pass already. . .
still dey ask for question paper?

At your highlighted statement. . . .

Hmmmmm. . . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3217983#msg3217983 date=1229135904]Are you chocolate candy, how will I try you? A nibble, a bite, or?
Lol, it depends on which library, and the location in that library
beans? as long as you're serving me [/quote]Anyhow you wannna try. . .bite, nibble, lick as long as you attst to the trial positively. . .
The most advanced e-library you can imagine. . .and the location. . .
somewhere just on latitude 5 degree below the equator. . .
and on longitude -22 degree west of the Prime Meridian. . . .
The Island. . has a water body. . .
that the water current is mild and good for board-surfing . . .

Try me. . . .
No be you?
All I have to do is take you to the Library. . .
and serve you beans in bed. . . .

See as your mind decode the code sef!
Was expecting you to ask for the meaning 1st. . . .
guess I under-estimated. . .your mind's sexual capability.

Dont you know T bag (Theodore Bagwell) in Prison Break?