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Romance / Re: I Have A Fiancee But I Impregnated Another Girl by Tbag5: 9:57pm On Dec 18, 2008
@ OP.

To be honest, I really dont pity you and obviously, u aint seeking that though.
For a lady to have implored you to sleep with her. . .u should have deduced that she's up to a something. . . .
this u never did. . . .
Secondly, when you know you will soon be married, why didnt you use a protection for Christ sake. . . .
that you did not too. . . . and to think that you will be getting married soon. . . .makes me conclude you are yet to be disciplined and decisive enough for marriage.

All said and done, . . . .since it's way out you seek. . .I will only tell you what I'd do if I were in you shoes (I pray not though)

I will simply confirm if the girl is really pregnant or not. . .this I'd do by demanding a test, . . .
Secondly, you will have to come clean to your fiance. . .that is if the pregnancy is real. . . .
tell her everything and make sure you tell her you were Stupid to get yourself in this mess. . . .
make her realize you really wanna be with her and NO ONE else. . .tell her you wouldnt swap her for anything. . .

If she can deal with it. . .she will go through with marrying you.

Lastly, tell the pregnant girl that u gonnna have ur kid when he's back. . .and lay a serious emphasis on the fact that you would want absolute nothing to do with her anymore. . .

Simple. . .Good luck. undecided
Forum Games / Re: Between Your Legs: by Tbag5: 9:28pm On Dec 18, 2008
What am gonnna do without being in between your legs?. . . .
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by Tbag5: 9:24pm On Dec 18, 2008
A long rifle would complete the look.
A sniper, . . . . . . lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by Tbag5: 9:19pm On Dec 18, 2008
Kick. . . .gag. . . . .tie. . . .and pass to the FBI.
Yahoo yahoo angry
Forum Games / Re: Form Words: By Adding An Alphabet Only by Tbag5: 9:18pm On Dec 18, 2008
spear
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by Tbag5: 9:17pm On Dec 18, 2008
You wanna kill urself in the cold? undecided
Romance / Re: Polygamy Vs Adultery: A Cure To Cheating Men by Tbag5: 9:11pm On Dec 18, 2008
@ Post.

Polygamy can never be a cure to cheating.
If a man has 50 wives at home. . . . .the likely hood to commit infedility will still be high if not higher sef.

@ Oga Madam.
How u doing?. . . .its bn a while.
Na me be ur Nairaland son back then . . . . .Silly. cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by Tbag5: 8:57pm On Dec 18, 2008
You cant even recognize that sexytom is older than u,
u must be blind tongue
Romance / Re: Internet Relationships by Tbag5: 4:03am On Dec 16, 2008
PoohBeer:

sorta!but the worse kind of cheating is emotional cheating!! Id rather my SO mess someone that have feelings for someone!

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Romance / Re: Your Favourite Romance Song by Tbag5: 3:59am On Dec 16, 2008
Just discovered 1 original 9ja love song. . .by Master Plan. . . here is the link
http://www.naijapals.com/music/the_one_for_me_Masta_plan-1215
Romance / Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by Tbag5: 1:33am On Dec 16, 2008
No be u give me the viral infection. . . tongue
Am loving it though. . .
I even tried to create a new 1 but them no gree undecided
Romance / Re: Internet Relationships by Tbag5: 1:26am On Dec 16, 2008
She gat tribal mark?. . . .
Hope it aint Oyo or Ogbomosho type sha. . . . shocked
Romance / Re: Can You Be 100% Sure? by Tbag5: 1:25am On Dec 16, 2008
What are you talking about?. . . .
You cant even be a hundred percent sure of u. . .
talkless of a union with some1 u met at Oshodi bridge undecided
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 11:06pm On Dec 13, 2008
Fufu King:

This is a lie from the pit of hell.

Every man, cut privates or uncut, needs to WASH his genitals regularly in the shower. The same way you wash your ass. The idea that circumcised men don't need to wash their privates, or that it is lower maintenance, is absolutely absurd. No wonder STDs are so rampant.

Now would you please expantiate your highlighted statement?
Some how, I have noticed that most of your posts are not contributive but critisizing other people's post. . .
that would have been excellent had you been suggesting contributive ideas with your critism.
Romance / Re: True Life Experiences. by Tbag5: 5:18am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

lmao!!! hehehe, you're not serious. tongue
You sure you wan hear? wink

Chai!. . . .
you've used woman sense for me.
angry. . . . .okay oooo
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 5:16am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

Lmao!! Fall ke? I already fell for you wink kiss

Sure, like I said, I've been a witness of the purest of love.
Not the love that causes more pain than pleasure.
I wanted to feel it, even believed I felt it.
Later on, found out that I was deceiving myself grin grin
If I can get things my way, I'd rather not want to know wink

Se you, Love is meant to signify sacrifice, compromise, care and stuffs like that. . .
you can't have your ways all the time. . .
at least you will do away with your Last name as a start!. . . lol. . . . tongue
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 5:11am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

I don talk am, you're my soul mate grin grin cheesy
We have a Jacc. in Orlando.
You're invited anytime, except from Jan. to Dec tongue

So you in Florida! cheesy. . . .
Well, I think it's best we get over our swimming defect. . .
There is a pool where I live. . .
Let's drown together. . .
afterall, we are soulmates.
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 4:37am On Dec 13, 2008
acidrop:

allow me to intrude T_bag love does exist and what u felt when u were mad about that girl was love. believe that. and ebony u lucky u,ve never been in love, safes u the hussle, if u fall in love with someone its like ur hand are tie dover him, u can do nada to hurt him, just caring to the max

Hmmmm. . . .Acid, what can I say. .?
If what I feel then is love, then surely i dont wannna be in love anymore. . .
Leave Ebony ooo. . . .
She's falling for me. I already asked my mum to help me bring jazz to make her fall yakata

Ebony-Silk:

Lol, I once thought I was in love sha
Things happened, we broke up. I was mad, got over it.
But we're still friends undecided I moved, we still talk/communicate grin grin

I believe there's love, when it comes to caring about people.
My grandma showed me what it was to love another human being, thn my mom and the rest of them.
My best friend showed me what it was like to love someone totally not related to me.
So Yes, I've been lucky enough to witness pure love. grin grin

Lol, thanks smiley

You are quoting the love we are discussing here outta context jare.
Romance / Re: True Life Experiences. by Tbag5: 4:29am On Dec 13, 2008
why must you demand me asking you. . . undecided
You constructed the agreement. . . .
you should honor it.

oya tell me jor. . .Ebony, Ebony. . .omo baba ee. . . .omo re bi iyan
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 4:26am On Dec 13, 2008
Water bed is gonnna be splotchy jor. . .
I would prefer a Jacc. or a warm tub. . . . tongue

So you can swim too. . . .
Must we have similarities every night?. . . . grin
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 4:24am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

Lol, I said "when" am in love wink
I don't know what love is or even if it exist.
Or maybe it's jst a feeling people desire to feel undecided
So I really have no say in this matter.

But I just can't imagine me telling my man I love him and cherish him, then kissing up to another. How can that work? undecided

Heheheheheh. . .so you've never been in love?
Well, I dont think love actually exist sha. . . .
I think it's just a feeling that is a shade higher than care. . .
But when i think of my parents being together for over 30 years. . .
I wannna think it's real.

I was once mad over a girl. . . .
I couldnt think straight. . . .
She was always in my head. . . .and stuffs like that. . .
But it just didnt work. Guess she couldnt cope with my ways then. . .

NB: The 1st man you feel mad about is gonnna be lucky girl!
Romance / Re: True Life Experiences. by Tbag5: 4:17am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony. . .ma ba eja. . .
If you do ojoro for me tonight ooo angry
The agreement is that you will share a story after I did.

Am waiting. . . .Olojoro buruku.
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 4:14am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

lol, why won't I beg for me if I enjoyed it?
[b]Ever had one inside the pool? Then you'd understand. . . .so I heard wink[/b]Lol, measure or degree, as long as rocks the bedroom

@follypimpi
what? I don't get you wink

To be honest. . . .you just mentioned my sexual fantasy. . . shocked!
You must be a witch to know that.
I was gisting with a friend sometimes back . . .
and I told him I wannna get down in a swimming pool. . . .
BUT I CANT SWIM!

That's right about 1 thing I failed to learn . . .Swimming!

Ebony, teach me now. . . .lol.
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 4:09am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

what flight ticket? what reservation?
me, i no do mickky Ds o grin grin
Yes, actually, am easy to please. Wnt lie about that.

@topic
When I'm in love it's hard for me to see someone else in same contex as the person am in love with. Unless my man is not treating me right wink

Are you in Love now?

See, the fact that you love some1 presently does not stop you from loving some1 else more. . . . .
thats the way humans are wired.
Humans will always show the tendency of wanting a better life. . .thats why we are not like animals in the jungle. . .
this same human wiring is responsible for the current state of our spatial ordering.

You might be in love now, but you could discover some more love later. . .
It's like saying Rice is the best meal you had, when you have not had the opportunity of tasting some other dishes. . .
wait till you taste it . , . .
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 4:02am On Dec 13, 2008
Why would you beg for more?
Nkan ti wan ba fun omoluabi ye ko te lorun!
Dont be Oliver Twist.

I even think men should be measuring the "thing" for the babe sef. . . .
so that a ni bawonje. . .
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 3:56am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

rotflmao, freak tongue grin grin

See your mouth. . . .
you smiling sheepishly already. .without seeing the flight ticket and reservation!
Go jor!. . . .you are easy to appease. cool
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 3:53am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

No, you over-estimated it tongue
Told you am innocent grin grin
ok, what is panyanyan tongue

@post
If he can still get the job done and make me beg for more, why not? undecided

You wey don pass already. . .
still dey ask for question paper?

At your highlighted statement. . . .

Hmmmmm. . . . . lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 3:50am On Dec 13, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

Are you chocolate candy, how will I try you? A nibble, a bite, or? grin grin
Lol, it depends on which library, and the location in that library wink
beans? as long as you're serving me wink

Anyhow you wannna try. . .bite, nibble, lick as long as you attst to the trial positively. . .
The most advanced e-library you can imagine. . .and the location. . .
somewhere just on latitude 5 degree below the equator. . .
and on longitude -22 degree west of the Prime Meridian. . . .
The Island. . has a water body. . .
that the water current is mild and good for board-surfing . . . wink
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by Tbag5: 3:34am On Dec 13, 2008
Try me. . . .
No be you?
All I have to do is take you to the Library. . .
and serve you beans in bed. . . . tongue
Romance / Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Tbag5: 3:33am On Dec 13, 2008
See as your mind decode the code sef! cheesy
Was expecting you to ask for the meaning 1st. . . .
guess I under-estimated. . .your mind's sexual capability.
Romance / Re: True Life Experiences. by Tbag5: 3:31am On Dec 13, 2008
Dont you know T bag (Theodore Bagwell) in Prison Break?

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