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[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=359134.msg5040811#msg5040811 date=1259840906]Lmao! It's not only the market women, include the fast food employees, the phone customer care people, the cable customer care people. . .In short everyone in the service industry in Naija lack customer service skills. The women are the worst! They act like you stole their first born. . .The attitude they give you.[/quote]Was in a queue in sweet sensation one time and when it was my turn i started to order (BTW: I had no eatin all day ) The young lady started taking order and it was obvious she was gettin pissed off with all my order, next thing she said was 'Oga, na u wan chop all dis one' 

jay bee:
toast ke? dats not a word in ma dictionary
how u dey?

lol . . . yeah right
enjoy your sef sha
me sef go soon become moderator . . . i go dey ban all d fine fine girls on purpose just so they can send me private messages . . . .  
im good bro . . .  just work and tryna stay alive in dis mofo weather. Hope u good?

ayomidej:
For the cold weather especially winter

True talk  

busybody20:
Reminds me of when one of my brit friends greeted me and i gave him a fake smile like he sometimes does.
He asked if i was alright?  That my smile looked obviously fake      

lol
i work in a building where im d only black person so u can imagine how much fake smiles i see in 1 day . . gosh   luckily the ppl in my dept knows i dont smile back when do they do their fake smiles so now we all bone for each other

@ Oga Moderator jay bee
sup?
hope u no dey use ur new Moderator levels toast all the fine fine babes on NL

aysometin:
I tire o.
My colleague just asked me if I wanted a cup of tea now after I said NO to one about 2 hours ago!! Ki lo de??
Thank you about the fake smile, don't smile at me if the next second you are going to frown even before I walk away!!The most amazing one for me is that someone greets you so well today and even lends you a helping hand. If he sees you tommorow and you try to greet him/her, you'll be shocked to know they will turn away their faces like they have never seen u before. One more thing, I have never seen such Nosey peeps in my life. The lady that sits beside me is constantly peeping into my screen and wants to know everything about me.

lol
They dont even bother asking me if i want because im sure they're tired of erein me say NO and i always have my earphones on most of the day just to block myself from hearing their bullshit gossips (imagine grown men gossipin'   )

P.S:
The fake smile is the most annoyin thing   pisses me the [b]F [/b]off

Hi, guys please I have a little problem with girls. Girls don't like my neat nature. I am a clean guy to the core. I just can't stay in a dirty environment. i keep my house clean everyday, dress my bed immediately I wake up. Wash my clothes and make sure everything around me is clean. But the moment girls visit and see my clean nature, they just run away with no trace.
I am not a lazy person, I do all the cleaning myself, I even go to the market to buy things and cook for myself. But what I discovered is that most girls are very lazy and are scared of maintaining my neat house. Should I reduce my cleanliness so some of these dirty girls could at least fit in? or should I continue searching for a girl who is like me?

Whats the big deal? Isnt this what you're meant to do anyways?
I'm sure you aint even as clean as u think u are  

Any nairaland girl interested?

All dis cleanliness advert just to find a girl on NL  

Lol very funny but true
Only time i've had a cup of coffee was during my final yr exams and thats because redbull didnt work

^^^ lol
u didnt like d smell?

YQ - I Like Girls

Lloyd ft. J. Holiday & Nicki Minaj - Take It Off

Verse ft. Jim Jones, J.D, OJ The Juiceman, Juvenile, The Game - Buy You A Round (Remix)

R. Kelly ft. Tyrese, Robin Thicke & The-Dream - [b]Pregnant  [/b]

^^ have u tried sean john's unforgivable?

lalaboi:
Joke right??

I know u know im right . . . call my name , ololufe etc
They were number 1 back den

[quote author=Abuzola  1 link=topic=360001.msg5029515#msg5029515 date=1259677896]you are a slowpoke, what do you expect us to say,
the place use to be crowded to the alter and it often result to stampede[/quote]U didnt have to insult the poster

2012

faakay:
I'm always feeling banky, he never dissappoints!!   Best R n B that has ever happened to naija!

Yeah Right  
Na so u quickly forget 2face,Styl-Plus & Faze
Though im nt a fan of 2face, but at his prime he was the best no doubt

@ topic
I like d 2 songs but Lagos Party is def the best outta the 4 songs i've ered so far
I'll cop his album no doubt  

@ Poster
First thing is to remove the thought that 1 course is more difficult than another course - its all in d mind
my own story:
I started doing law in my first yr because i hated maths in sec school and i thought it was easier than IT
Moved to second yr in law but that was when i decided to go for what i always wanted - Computing
Applied to some universities but because i didnt have any computing back ground i had to start from scratch i.e i did a full yr computing related classes (80% maths  ) before i started the 3 yrs computing course:computing and electronics engineering, and i was fortunate to graduate with a 2:1 - This is someone who really hated Maths
Go for the course you really want and I'm sure you wont regret your decision

FlashForward - cant believe i started watchin this tvshow late, its now on my top 5 tv shows
CSI:NY/Miami
NipTuck

:p

Album is wack wack wack
Downloaded it > Copied to ipod> Listened to it > removed it from my ipod

Yup watched it for the first time dis week
Watching the wife rubbin' the husband's head is so funny

Missy B:
Tboy, where have You been?

been ere miss
how's ur side?

@ Missy B
Dats d best pic i've seen on NL
no commot am oooo

Just sold Drogba and Van P.
Dats - 8 Points Already 

I've stayed in scotland (edinburgh ) for a while and i know stunning white ladies will practically walk up to u in some clubs/bars and start d conversation(not dat they'll tell u they want to shag, but they will strike the conversation) I've seen this so many times
This was like 3 yrs ago though, so im nt sure if edinburgh has changed

see all of d ladies mouth like muscular, taller than me, not fat not skinny - yeah righttttt

Better follow the first decent guy dat comes your way.
FYI - Men r gettin scarce dese days and us decent ones are already taken  

Yup he deserves it
His Role in [b]BLOW [/b]is still one of his best till date

Mateo - Get to know me

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^^ lol
was busy last night . . . didnt come online.
when next u free ?

Akira - VF
Raiden - MK
Ryu - SF

luvola:
He said, “We have been at home for six months and the Lagos State Government is not paying attention to the crisis.
“We are tired of staying at home; many of our female colleagues are now pregnant.
“We want to complete our examinations so that final year students can go for the national youth service early next year.”

Im sorry but dis was funny

Honestly i believe most ppl who will vote for COD4:MW2 aint played uncharted 1 or 2 - they just read the reviews online.