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Monopoly on itouch

jaguda:
No best, no worst, just comedians. Y'all hide behind ur keyboards criticizing people, try getting on a stage to perform and see what these guy s go tru. Nigerians are comdeians. just comedians but pls do not disrespect Alibaba, if u can't stand his jokes, stay away from his shows. He started this trend of taking comedians seriously.

If u r a teacher and all students dont pass thier exam . . . dont you think the board will call u up and criticize you?
P.S: Criticism makes a person better at what he/she does

spikedcylinder:
So's mine.

same ere . . . mine is so ridiculous  

Half on a Baby

aysometin:
as for me o, I want RITA to win, DBANJ would we stuck with her for one year, let's see if he can cope,
It would be so much fun, she would have to grant interviews and talk in public
heheheheheh, I am laughing at the thought already

[quote author=platnumnk. link=topic=297949.msg4232066#msg4232066 date=1248279470]someone told be its about 30K
so anybody else with Ideas?
does it sell well, or i should just go for the iphones?
thanks
TBOY ANswer me [/quote]Hey. . .
Do you want to give the person d phone or u want to sell . . . if its the later, then i'll say u should go for the iphone - do your calculation well before u decide to buy from the states, and also get a buyer ready in nigeria

lawalhu:
Good afternoon all,

Please how can I buy nokia n97 from amazon.com? I tried several times but the response from the site has always been the item cannot be delivered to the shipping destination. I provided my office address including p.o.box but all in vain. The only explanation on learn more link was if the item is too big it could not be sent to a p.o.box. However, since the item I wanted to buy is a mobile phone and I have provided both p.o.box and location address, I wonder why delivery would not be possible to my destination. Please if there is anybody with expererience on transaction with amazon I want them to explain to me how I can purchase an item from them.
Thaks

Amazon will not deliver to nigeria.
Only solution is to get the item delivered to a relative/friend's address in the States or Europe and they(relative/friend)will have to send the item to you in Nigeria

Goodluck!!!

maray:
Julius Agwu ~ Hello my baby

pls dont say u like dat song - seen d vid?

@Poster
Best i ever had remix - Drake ft Mase

Cant sleep before 1am . . . have not slept earlier than 1am for almost 9yrs

GEW:
so the guys asking for western union to ibadan, lagos and onitsha are talking of lagos, prague or ibadan, athens?  nigerians and denials

Its the noobs that still do this from nigeria. . .
This whole AFF has been invented since the early 1980's. Nigerians based in nigeria doing this scam is nothing compared to whats going on in europe. How many internet connections did nigerians have before year 2000?
Pls just google and get more info on dis.
I never wrote anywhere that nigerians don't send the emails, all i wrote was that most of the emails are sent from europe

Bastage:
ROFLMAO.
You dumb mess. Because a Yahoo boy say he in Europe does not mean the email come from there.
Oh boy. You made me piss my pants laughing.

WOW you did make me feel sad for you when i read your post
You really need to do your research before you start with the insult . . . If you want i'll school you on this topic for free
P.S: next time, construct your sentence without the insult

No2Atheism:
I suspect Wenger would buy Obafemi for following reasons.

1. There is no african in the strike force.
2. Newcastle is desperate to sell him.
3. He has champions league experience.
4. He does not need time to develop.
5. He has premiereleague experience.
6. Bordeaux does not want to sell cheap.
7. A chance to ressurect Martins career hence he would be willing to listen to Wenger and allow wenger control him.
8. Wenger has mentioned Chamakh in public hence has broken the silence rule on him.
9. Martins is strong, fast and a wenger type of player.

Pls we dont need another short and Injury prone player in our squad

Wenger is always keeping an eye . . .
He should buy if he's interested, if not he should stop all dis flirting he's doing
Beef up the squad (CB & DM) and if we've still got money den we can buy a striker - really dont care who we buy because we currently have strikers who want to prove demselves - VP,Eduardo,Vela,Bendtner,Walcott,Jay simpson(assuming he's coming back to arsenal) and arshavin can also play as a striker.

Lyrically Ross killed 50 in dis beef.
The only nice diss track from Gunit's camp was lloyd banks's Officer Down, all other diss tracks from Gunit has been pure garbage

kokoA:
Why is all this hapening during my time .Please God if I ever return to this world again after now, please do not make me a Nigerian again please.

Nigeria might be better by then, and you'll miss out ooooo

I watched [b]Bruno [/b]last night - Weird but funny

u online?

lysaa:
I'm surprised at that but u must know that it's not all about the joke's origin but it's delivery. Basketmouth delivers regardless, there's something about I GO DIE. .he may not be well schooled but his talent is thrilling.

I know . . . thats what im tryna point out.
Because i know where he got most of his jokes from - its not funny to me

^^ someone told me its the ppl who criticize the show the most , stay glued to the TV

Trisha5:
@tboy. no offences but u can't say I go die is the most creative, i ain't saying its basket ooh! but not i go die. comeon I go die's jokes are all sex and naija delta related. he hardly deviates. aside watching i go die on stage I roll out with them in benin so i can say that.

Ok Miss . . . I GO DIE is not the most creative, but he's more creative than BasketMouth
Im was writing based on wat ive seen on tv and going to their shows. . .
I watch ALOT of stand up comedies(US) so i notice where he's copied it from more . . its funnier if i havent ered the joke from somewhere, but u can imagine i watch something on tv a week ago and go to his show or watch it on TV and ere or watch the same recycled joke.

Trisha5:
@tboy they all steal jokes and interprete them in different ways. thats a comedians life and to be honest basket mouth is very innovative with his jokes. ma worst is Lepacious Bose - she ain;t got no jokes. gosh

The most creative and innovative is I GO DIE
I've watched the whole of NOATL from 1 to 16(currently watching 16 on youtube) The rate at which basket mouth steals jokes is ridiculous . . . even the one im watchin now, ive just heard 3 different jokes stolen. I accept most of them steal jokes but basketmouth does it too much(dont get me wrong, i like the dude when he's creative)

BEST:
I Go Die
AY
Gandoki
Jedi Jedi
Teju


WORST:
BasketMouth - Ive neva seen any naija comedian who steals jokes more than this dude. He's stolen from chris rock, EarthQuake,Chris Harvey, Lavell Crawford etc
Klint De Drunk - Just Annoying

Desmond Hatchett AKA MandingoII

xqwysyte:
tboy1, yea right. U wish u were mrcrackles.  

lai lai  

xqwysyte is probably a dude

@ Crackles
Better b careful, xqwysyte is looking for someone to teabag

Prison Break is Over
Most of the main characters are already signing contracts with other TV Shows

maedan:
@tboy1,
miami beach in london!!!? I'm soooo mad I missed that part! . Sometimes you wonder if they're just being funny, to crack us up -  or they're actually that dumb! . Well Lesson learned: Nigerian girls, in primary and secondary schools, should make sure they get a proper education, read more, and watch better TV - and I don't mean those Latino soap operas they stuff themselves on.

And oh, did anyone watch the scene with the girls doing karaoke over breakfast in the kitchen singing, "I don't want no scrubs--etc," and, "My love don't cost a thing---?" Now, that was painful to watch and listen to! TLC and Jennifer Lopez would be cringing in their mansions to hear those kokonuts murder their songs!

LOL  
She said it twice . . . thought she was joking until she said it again
The funniest is the girl who wears the leather boots in the house . . . on d first eviction day, at one point she started fanning herself and asked her housemates ' why is it so hot here' - i couldnt stop laughing.

mbulela:
chei. i don laff die.
this clip is off the hook.i have not laughed harder in a long time.
is this for real
the Subair guy that runs HiTV should scrap this rubbish and hide his head in shame.
Dbanj needs to realize that it is not every money making venture you dabble into.
all this excess hustling is degrading.
i know his lack of real talent is making him want to grab all he can before his shine ends but this is too demeaning.
i am even too embarrased to watch that clip again.

Dat subair guy u talking about is laughing all the way to the bank . . . Its all bout business for him
quick calculation:
100,000 ladies apply, 5000k per form
100,000 * 5000= 500 million naira
including the sponsors
including the advertisement
online subscription to watch the show
sms received all day

I swear if i had known i for go do my own tboy mansion