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Z3CRN2NG. Today's game, stake wisely, Good luck

fattprince:
Bro. Is it just this one or you go still give us another one. And again is it only weekends or everyday?

. Only weekend sir,. Happy winning if you book the game

Almost green, Juventus leading 0 : 2 half time

Demaduka:
Fr Kelvin Ugwu MSP,
YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG OR MISCONCIEVED . PAYING MONEY TO A CHURCH IS QUITE DIFFERENT FROM PAYING MONEY TO A PASTOR. IT IS WRONG TO SAY THAT THE MONEY YOU PAID IN THE CHURCH IS MONEY YOU PAID TO THE PASTOR. BY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, IF YOU ARE A REAL FR. AS YOUR NAME SUGGEST, IT SEEMS THAT YOU USED TO CARRY THE OFFERING GIVENG IN YOUR CHURCH SAYING THAT IT IS MONEY MEMBERS GAVE TO YOU. IS IT RIGHT OR WRONG?

IF ON THE OTHER HANDS AN INDIVIDUAL DECIDES TO PACKAGE HIS OR HER JANUARY SALARY FOR A PASTOR, WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE IF IT IS RIGHT OR WRONG?

. Sir read again, he said God does not need your money, only what his after is your heart and loyalty, why some man of God always used the Bible verse to deceive there members of paying the 1st fruits with monthly salary

ayobamiJR:
I can't believe what I've seen. Give a pastor my salary

E no go better for that FIRST FRUIT. Did Jesus asked anyone for anything

Well, it 21st century pastors.

. Pastors way they Waka with bodyguard na him them they pay 1st fruit to, inside life

Smartchoiice:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/photos-corps-member-commits-suicide-in-kogi/amp/

. We will meet where we depart no more, for where, you get palace for hell already, even God himself Don hide him face for you

MrBrownJay1:
i guess she finally woke up!

. No, they are married to Jesus, even God himself want us to marry.

marvelck:
Is she the sexiest girl I Nigeria?

Her name is Nadine Mercy. She's a corper and also a writer.

The girl is hot and sexy. And judged to be the sexiest girl and corper in Nigeria

Checkout her sexy pictures below

And you can also see more of her sexy pictures on Instagram, @Osamabin_nadine

just say you are the one and stop feeding us with lies

cerpvad:
Guys,this is actually a response I gave in another thread but I think it is worth creating a new thread for.

Many guys have bitterly complained of girls snubbing their chats on phone/social media or replying with mono-lexicons such as 'k', no, nothing, aiit, duh, hmm, thumbs up emojis, or no response at all. Chatting on phone or social media with a girl you have not met before is a simple art that can be learnt. When you do not master this art well, all you get are parrot mode responses.

She is a new girl on your friendlist and you find her attractive, so you decided to dm. This is normal. But the problem starts when you start chatting and you discover she is only corresponding with mono-lexicons. this pisses you off and you conclude that all girls are proud and prove too tough to get. However, there are other guys out there who meet pretty girls (Not Oloshos) on social media, start a chat with them and end up being their boyfriends. Some even get marry to them in the long run and have a blissful marriage. This is no magic. Such guys only do a simple thing like having the right skills to engage a girl in a conversation.

The major skill you need to start and sustain a conversion with a lady is not by knowing WHAT TO SAY but knowing HOW TO SAY IT. How you say something to her shows your mood and your motive. When a lady discovers your mood and motives, she decides if to roll with you or not. How you converse with her should not show you are desperate, creepy and clingy. When you chat in a desperate, unrelaxed manner, you send the girl into a panic and tensile mode. This limits her response to a parrot reply like: k, no, nothing, aiit etc. Some guys could be so creepy and clingy. For example, you don't just start chatting with a girl for the first time and the next thing is to start asking for her number, pictures and social media details. The only crop of girls who drop their number at such first clingy request are oloshos or 'inmessage' girls.

NOTE: When you engage a new girl in a chat, her number should be the last thing on your mind to get. Before you request for her number, get to know her well, her location and what her interests are.

Your conversation with a girl should not be premised only on direct clingy questions like: What is your name? Can I know you more? Can I have your number? Can we go out together. Where are you going tomorrow? Will you be less busy this evening? Can we hang out today? etc All these and similar questions are desperate and would not make her feel relaxed. Hundreds of guys are in her dm asking her the same thing and she is tired and bored of them. The moment you come up with similar mode of questions, she banishes you into the same zone with those desperate guys. That is a zone she has created for guys stalking and disturbing her. She will never give a rewarding response to such guys except something else happens.

While chatting, responses girls give can be categorized into three: Rewarding Response, Non-rewarding Response and Neutral Response. The number of rewarding responses you are able to get sometimes determine if you will ever get to meet her and date her eventually.

To get more rewarding responses from her, your conversation should reflect you are relaxed, fun to be with and unique. Make your conversation precise and interesting enough for her to sustain. If you are to ask questions, make it open ended rather than close ended. Open ended questions fans her egos and propel her to answer you. But close ended questions tie her down to a corner and generate tension. Example of Open ended question: You look great. Where are you chatting from?, Note you have cooled her ego first by saying she[b] looks great[/b] before asking for her location, therefore she is naturally propelled to answer you with a rewarding response.
Example of close ended question: [b]Do you live in Lagos? [/b]This makes her become tensile and generate suspicions like: Who is he and why does he want to know where I live? Does he want to come hurt me? etc Her response may either be rewarding or non-rewarding, depending on how her mood dictates.

To keep the conversation lively, never ask close ended questions. Equally, structure your conversation in such a way to get her talking about herself without even knowing she is doing that already. The more a girl talks with you about herself, the more she gets interested in the conversation and the more she becomes attracted to you.

Look at the templates below and decide which one is most suitable:

FROM A DESPERATE GUY'S INBOX
Me: Hello sweet bae
Her: Hi
Me: Can I meet you?
Her: (typing....stops typing)
Me: (After several seconds...) Hii, are you there?
Her: Yes.
Me: Ok.
Her: kk
Me: Can you tell me about you?
Her: No
Me: Ok. Can I have your number, please?
Her: No
Me: Why?
Her: Nothing
Me: (Angry) Why are you here then if you are not ready to meet people online?
Her: (typing....stops typing... goes offline)

(From this conversation, the lady is pissed off by the guy's desperation and may never respond to his chat for a long time)

FROM A RELAXED GUY'S INBOX
Me: Good evening
Her: Good evening
Me: Thanks
Her: k
Me: Good to meet you.
Her: Same
Me: You look great. Are you chatting from Ikoyi here?
Her: Yes.
Me: Oh cool.
Her: What about you?
Me: I live and work at Victorial Island
Her: Okay
Me: You can call me Akin by name. What about you?
Her: My name is Linda.
Me: Oh wow. I hope you mean Linda Ikeji? Smiles...
Her: Smiles...
Me: I saw you smile at that. I hope you are a big fan of her blog?
Her: Yes. I have been following her blog since 2014.
Me: Wow. You must be full of gossips like she is...
Her: Not really. I just like reading and browsing the internet generally...

(The lady is already talking about herself and her interests. If this conversation continues in that mood, she will be willing to give the guy her number at request and if the guy decides to meet her in person she will certainly drop a rewarding response)

I hope this helps some guys out.

. Which one is Can I have your number, which number is she using to chart with you before

I smell lies, big lies everywhere.

Eifechukwude0:
thank you,but at least be nicer.

. Why is it that any guy that wants to beg for money here on Nairaland will register with a new profile, am sure this guy has another account but just want to try his luck with this new account, guy hustle oo, you get two leg and two eyes.

just look at my cousin's., God is truly wonderful.

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Friday the thirteenth is an unlucky day
A rabbit’s foot brings good luck
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
To find a four-leaf clover is to find good luck
If you walk under a ladder, you will have bad luck
If a black cat crosses your path you will have bad
luck
To break a mirror will bring you seven years bad
luck
To open an umbrella in the house is to bring bad
luck
To find a horseshoe brings good luck
Step on a crack, break your mother’s back
You can break a bad luck spell by turning seven
times in a clockwise circle
Garlic protects from evil spirits and vampires
Our fate is written in the stars
At the end of a rainbow is a pot of gold
Clothes worn inside out will bring good luck
Wearing your birthstone will bring you good luck
If you blow out all of the candles on your birthday
cake with the first breath you will get whatever you
wish for
To have a wish come true using a wishbone, two
people make a wish, then take hold of each end of
the bone and pull it until it separates. The person
with the longer end gets his or her wish
An itchy palm means money will come your way
A beginner will always have good luck: beginner’s
luck
A cat has nine lives
Eating fish makes you smart
Toads cause warts
A cricket in the house brings good luck
Crossing your fingers helps to avoid bad luck and
helps a wish come true
It is bad luck to sing at the table
It is bad luck to sleep on a table
After receiving a container of food, the container
should never be returned empty
A lock of hair from a baby’s first haircut should be
kept for good luck
A bird that comes in your window brings bad luck
To refuse a kiss under mistletoe causes bad luck
Goldfish in the pond bring good luck
Goldfish in the house bring bad luck
For good luck, wear new clothes on Easter
An acorn at the window can keep lightning out of
the house
If the bottom of your feet itch, you will make a trip
When a dog howls, death is near
It is bad luck to chase someone with a broom
A sailor wearing an earring cannot drown
To find a penny heads up, brings good luck
To cure a sty, rub it with a gold wedding band
Animals can talk at midnight on Christmas Eve
A drowned woman floats face up, a drowned man
floats face down
A person cannot drown before going under three
times
To drop a fork means a woman will visit
To drop a knife means a man will visit
To drop a spoon means a child will visit
To drop a dishcloth means bad luck is coming
If you shiver, someone is casting a shadow on your
grave
To make a happy marriage, the bride must wear:
something old, something new, something
borrowed, something blue
The wedding veil protects the bride from the evil
eye
Washing a car will bring rain
You must get out of bed on the same side you got
in on or you will have bad luck
Evil spirits cannot harm you when you are standing
in a circle
A cat will try to take the breath from a baby
Warm hands, cold heart
Cold hands, warm heart
It is unlucky to rock an empty rocking chair
To kill an albatross is to cause bad luck to the ship
and all upon it
Wearing an opal when it is not your birthstone is
bad luck
Smell dandelions, wet the bed
To give someone a purse or wallet without money in
it will bring that person bad luck
A forked branch, held with a fork in each hand, will
dip and point when it passes over water
1. A bird in the house is a sign of a death
2. A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down
after a slice has been cut from it.
3. Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out
and buy a new one.
4. If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will
have good luck all year.
5. If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune,
but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.
1. An acorn at the window will keep lightning out
2. A dog howling at night when someone in the house
is sick is a bad omen.
3. It’s bad luck to leave a house through a different
door than the one used to come into it.
4. A horseshoe hung in the bedroom will keep
nightmares away.
5. If you catch a falling leaf on the first day of
autumn you will not catch a cold all winter.
11. If a mirror in the house falls and breaks by itself,
someone in the house will die soon…. ..>>>>I DO NOT
AGREE WITH THIS ONE, MIRROR BREAKS, IT REMOVES
NEGATIVITY!
12. Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will
be a murder in the house.
13. All windows should be opened at the moment of death
so that the soul can leave.
14. If the groom drops the wedding band during the
ceremony, the marriage is doomed.
15. To dream of a lizard is a sign that you have a secret
enemy.
1. If a friend gives you a knife, you should give him a
coin, or your friendship will soon be broken.
2. You should never start a trip on Friday or you will
meet misfortune.
3. Dream of running: a sign of a big change in your
life.
4. If a clock which has not been working suddenly
chimes, there will be a death in the family.
5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same
match.
Please Add you own and let us learn together!, Pls note that all righting is copy and past and am not the author, God bless everyone and happy new Sunday of the month of 2020.

aaahhh, my own money is huge oo, 3850 from 25000 naira, 25000 + 3850 =28850, isn't God wonderful,.

This is aki and paw paw wish in the year 2020

Ihategirls:
I wish us all a prosperous new year

you look beautiful madam, happy new year in advance

seunmohmoh:
Oga, my money

. Hmmm, well endowed .

2kaybiel:
Happy New year

if I here say na you be this with this heavy back side, make I bend, waiting happen mami.

I know am ugly but glory be to God .

HermesParis:
And where I'm working can't even give us rice and groundnut oil

. They are giving us one cartoon's of noodles and one plastic of groundnut oil, that's all.

Breaking News.

I am an Egyptian Muslim cleric but seriously weeping for Nigerian Christians. You people don't know the real motive behind the order by buhari for all Africans to come to Nigeria without visa especially those from Muslim part.
I am weeping for Christians in Nigeria especially the IGBO people!.

You people should pray seriously because 2020 will be bloody!.

If you are not busy, share globally may be you can get a help from America or THE UN.

May Allah avert this genocide that is coming against Nigeria Christians in 2020.

Allah Akbar

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sheltcon:
Can I study Agbero as a course instead of medicine

WhatsApp on 12309114644, to know more about agbero course and payment fees, we also have HND in agberology.

victorian:
I will shock you. I have never been to Quilt before and I don't even know how the place looks like. Although I've heard of quilox but that's not my style.

There are guys with legit biz who spends on ladies, they love to look at and admire around them and be with. It makes them happy and feel fulfilled.
These kind of guys don't club, no time sef for them to club. And I don't club either. I don't know which year, ive been to club last. And I don't joke with my night sleep.
Staying awake all night is not my thing.
But they go to parties sometimes.

Not all men spend stingly. And most men don't even support a lady in the business she's doing. Most come up with stories of how they don't have but they are building houses here and there o. But assisting the babe in growing her biz, pure zero.

Anyways I thank God for the one I have. And I know his source of income. He's not a Yahoo guy.

next, you will come back to nairaland and tell us how stupid and stingy he is, since I know you here on nairaland all your stories is about men that wants to marry you, All na audio marriage.

babecode:
naa waaa ooo.

Woman shaaa

na the way I go take beat my girlfriend if she misbehave, this kind beating they sweet well well.

ornicus:
You trying to reverse the song - if you having guy problems I feel bad for sis - I got 99 problems but a - - - ain't one

. Man scarce for her side, she one grow old for nairaland forum.