Blakjewelry: I thought of something like this long time ago. It seems government is not serious about tackling the issue once and for all. Not just coast guard they need to be fully equipped I mean with helicopter and enough fire power also the formation should also include the natives because they know the area more, the truth if you go deep into the creeks you will be furnished with enough Intel to end this scourge you just need to know how to get the necessary info. And I think one of the ways too government can hell curb this menace is to bring development to these regions. I the level of poverty and absolute lack of government presence in those area is also a contributory factor
ambrosini593: In a newly released report, we learnt South African telecoms company, MTN Nigeria defrauds Nigerians of Several billions of Naira yearly through its many scam promotions and poor services. The most annoying part is how MTN defrauds thousands of innocent Nigerians through its TV- quiz game show tagged “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”. HOW MTN DEFRAUDS NIGERIANS THROUGH WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE while many innocent Nigerians believe that the company is doing a corporate social responsibility programme ( CSR) by helping those they say deserve to be millionaires by bringing them on set and trying to make them play for ten million naira, money believed by many comes out of MTN coffers and pulse. But on the contrary, Nigerians themselves sponsors the show while the telecom giant carts away the profit, thus exploiting Nigerians. MTN`S PROFIT FROM WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Further investigation revealed that MTN Nigeria makes the following profit. # 1.665 billion in a week. # 6.660 billion each month. # 79.920 billion yearly. This is based on the conservative estimate that at least a quarter (8 ,325,000) of MTN 33.3 million subscribers send an sms each ( costing 200 naira) to participate in the TV game show “ Who Want To Be A Millionaire”. With the home-play version, using the same estimate, the firm makes 39.960 billion naira each year. With the combined figures ( excluding proceeds from other promos), MTN Nigeria earns at least 119,880,000,000 in a year. Also, the home game that the viewers always played is another means of defrauding Nigerians of another billions of naira. Unknown to the viewers, the programme watch all over the country is not live programme but a recorded one and the unsuspecting Nigerians always rush to be part of it for hundred naira per sms for a recorded programme that is on air on different stations at different hour. My people shine your eye well well
MTN came to Nigeria at a time when nobody wanted to invest in Nigeria, at a time when Nigerians did not have phones. Even Zenith Bank refused to loan MTN cash to operate, UBA rejected MTN's offer but today see the difference.
What about Cowbell? When they came to Nigeria, they made milk in a sachet,Peak was laughing at them - they said Cowbell was milk for the poor but they were right! 3-million poor people could afford N10 a day for a sachet of milk.Oya, do the math - 3 million people buying milk at N10.00- that was N30 million every single day. In a month they grossed N900 million (almost N1billion).
Even Peak had to make sachet milk in order to survive in the market. So what have people told you? What have they said you cannot do, or you do not qualify for, or you do not have experience for?
They told Cowbell, they told MTN, but today the story has changed. I have a feeling something is changing for you today!
They will change their strategies just to keep in step with you.
Don't listen to what people are saying or what life is showing you.YES, YOU CAN.
Success is not about where you graduated from, or what grade you graduated with, but what graduates out of you. Keep the spirit UP..
We have all collectively paid and are still paying nipost duties through our bank deposits and the BUHARI deductions.
The guy making a customs 'clearance' claim is a fraud. Tell him to send the account number and name... When you get the name... Threaten to report him to servicom... He'll release the package like it's a disease.
Record the calls... Upload it... And send him the download link...
Then threaten him to pay you for the frustrations.
Flexherbal: It is illegal. There are bad eggs everywhere. When ever I send my herbal tea to any customer through NIPOST, I normal pay all the charges at the point on sending. You don't need to pay as the receiver.
Please how much does it cost to send a 500g item to the US?
somez: How to calculate the amount of wallpaper you will need?
The correct calculation of the amount of wallpaper you will need for your interior is a key issue. If you are purchasing it at the specialised store, the amount needed will be calculated for you by the professionals. But you want to be sure that you buy the correct amount also when shopping online. In that case, you will need a helper – the following formula: (width of the wall + repeat) x height wall = X m2 Round up the result up to a whole number Standard wallpaper rolls made in Europe have dimensions of 10.05 m x 0.53 m, which amounts to 5 m2 (square meters). Calculation still continues – dividing the surface area of the wall (X) by the surface of the wallpaper roll: X ÷ 5 = Y Round up Y to whole number and you have the required number of rolls. All operations must be calculated in the same units, ideally in meters. By "repeat" we mean a number that can be found on the label of wallpaper rolls as "repeat" or "rapport." It indicates the length or the interval after which the wallpaper pattern repeats. This interval must be respected and individual wallpaper strips fitted together for seamless continuation of the pattern.
The calculation can then be checked as follows: The width of the wall is 3.40 m and height 2.80 m. Repeat of the wallpaper pattern is 0.2 m (3.45 + 0.2) x 2.8 = 10.22 m / round up to 11 11 ÷ 5 = 2,2 / round up to 3 You will need 3 rolls of wallpaper.
PrecisionFx: Oga stop blabbing nonsense. List the local governments occupied by urhobo people in delta state
Lol,i'm sure you have done that and you saw it's Urhobo so you couldn't accept my challenge.Please someone can you help us post this so that this guy would focus on Igbo matter and leave Delta for us!
If urhobo is the dominant tribe by far as u claim, they will rule Delta state year in year out uninterrupted. They agreed to share power because they are not majority.
Then i throw you a challenge,Google"Major Ethnic Group In Delta State" and post it here.if it isn't Urhobo,i would pay you 5k this evening.
PrecisionFx: Afonja pls u are not urhobo or any tribe in eastern nigeria, u are Afonja from oshogbo or ogbomosho .
Delta state is purely an igbo state and for u to open ur mouth to even suggest that urhobo are the most populated tribe in delta state confirms that u are from the South West.
Okay to settle this once and for all,Visit Google and type "Major Ethnic group in Delta State" and post the result here,if it isn't Urhobo,i promise to send you 5k.
PrecisionFx: Afonja pls u are not urhobo or any tribe in eastern nigeria, u are Afonja from oshogbo or ogbomosho .
Delta state is purely an igbo state and for u to open ur mouth to even suggest that urhobo are the most populated tribe in delta state confirms that u are from the South West.
starstaz: There is a Plausibility of that connection ( contact to worlds power). The world power see it as their inalienable right to have control over professionals in nuclear energy. A single nuclear scientists knows too much in the act of Nuclear weaponry and as such will prefer they stay only in developed nations.
Rapmoney: Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus
At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.
Mine:
In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.
The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.
That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:
Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?
Babe: How did you know my name?
Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.
Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.
Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...
Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!
Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.
It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.
iyke926: In my JSS 1, I tried forming a tough guy after receiving 12 strokes of cane by bouncing off like Xzibit . The prefect called me back "you na harder guy abi?" then a very hot slap landed on my cheeks. I saw stars and started crying. My classmates laughed. I was mocked for weeks. To murder the prefect was just on my mind back in sec school.
After reading all night so as to make an "A" , I overslept and woke up around 11AM. I ran to the exam hall and the exam was already on. The invigilator told me to go back and continue getting high that I'm not a serious student
BUSHHUNTER: I used Tipex(Corrective Fluid)on my report card making me have 7 As 3 Bs out of like 12 subject..all my family people were so happy to see the result
On the day of resumption, My old uncle stormed the school demanding why I was not given scholarship as the best student or anything tangible as gift...na thre wahala start
The principal was like give who scholarship? Bushhunter? I dey class dey gist not knowing my old uncle don dey principal office dey talk trash...na so dem summon me before council of elders in the school...na thre I confess...any small tin for my school then dem don ring bell... My case pass beating sef for like 1month na me b the topic for assembly ground and I must be on the ground...
mehn! This one pass humiliation pass embarrassment
That's the honest truth - black SA(ns) need to get their ish together and start showing respect to all the Africans who liberated them from the devilish claws of apartheid... The apartheid ended less than three decades ago, yet they've forgotten how everyone fought for them - that's disgraceful for a country where everything they do including their national anthem exudes Africanism...
-highest GDP: not for long since Nigeria is the third fastest growing economy in the world and our GDP is 350 billion dollars while yours is 400 billion dollars. -Leader in African space research: let me laugh, Nigeria is actually occupying that position. Top ranked college institutions: well that is because it is white people who are giving the rankings and they will always favour their own (needless to say that they see your universities as mainly manned by white people) -No threat of terrorism: rape, mob killings, xenophobic attacks and genocide of the white population. -Immigrant safe heaven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoEviIcjWkM -Nuclear weapons: the same israel sold to you ? There are many other African countries with nuclear physicists: namely Egypt, Algeria, Morrocco, Tunisia, Nigeria, ethiopia, and so on. So to conclude with: you are full of crap!
igbesachick: in china, "Xi" is a character banned on internet.
it is ridiculous, because this character is indispensible in daily dialogues.
"Xi" is as common as "you" in english.
hey, how are yao? yao should have yaos breakfast before yao go yao school. ("you" is banned, so have to find a substitute "yao" )
chinese ,baffling and stupid to extremity!
and, since "Xi" is a taboo name, netizens in china allude him by "Kim".
hey, our dullard Kim(Xi) with his bitch-turn-songstress-turn-first lady , has been visiting NK again. -------this is how chinko communicate on internet. like spy war in 1970s.
dawnomike: I didn't join the military simply because it is a case of a necessary evil when battle comes... All these deaths could have been avoided by peace which has become more expensive than war!
PrecisionFx: Afonja, shut up ur mouth. U cant stay in ogbomosho and tell me who is minority or majority in my region.
All the tribes u mentioned (except anioma which is IGBO) are little minorities in delta state.
The dominant and the most populated tribe in delta state remains the IGBOS.
Pls focus on ogbomosho ilorin and oshogbo
Actually,i'm from Uwvheru,Ughelli North local government.A full blooded Urhobo guy,so if i don't support the Igbos,that makes me Yoruba?...Look at this one trying to claim Delta State,how many igbos are in Delta State?....Take it or leave it,Urhobo control s Delta State.Our population is overwhelming.Well,i don't expect you to know as you haven't stepped out of your village for once.
Career › Re: Introduce COAST GUARD Now To Stop Piracy And Kidnapping On Nigerian Waters by tck2000(m): 10:27am On Jan 11, 2020
